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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on Sept 8, 2004 21:08:15 GMT -5
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! STEVEN HAWKING!!! THAT'S SO HILARIOUS I FEEL LIKE I'M.........something that intensifies the forward funny-power......
Keep em coming Alex! Oh, and here's your cheese cakes! I had Balefanto the chupa whip up some in the back ::sees tentacles pull open the back door, 2 lifeless chupas in its grasp:: Scrape off the frosting, please, for your own sake! ::dissapears::
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Sept 9, 2004 1:20:08 GMT -5
Thank you good sir!
The concluding part of "Beers" comes soon...
Mmmm... Cheese cake...
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Post by MightySage on Sept 9, 2004 20:12:11 GMT -5
hey gimpy,i asked for some moon cheese on the first page!hurry up!
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on Sept 10, 2004 0:02:40 GMT -5
::yelling at chupa chef:: HOW COULD THIS ORDER GO UNOTICED!!!! YOU ARE WORTHLESS!!!! Here you go! Please, don't litter.
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Sept 10, 2004 19:30:50 GMT -5
gimpy, could i have another ride in the hummer? and this time, take me to Pompeii, the day it was engulped in the flames of Mt.Vesuveus! *hops in hummer*
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Post by MightySage on Sept 10, 2004 21:13:58 GMT -5
gimpy,i need to go to the day that...i steped on a toothpick!!
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on Sept 11, 2004 0:35:01 GMT -5
::Looks at MS:: Ummm......oh look - there's only enough gas for.......1 more trip.......
STRAP UP BENGL!!!
SPALOOSH!!!! HUMMER TIME!!!
The Hummer is flying over the dorment volcano. The peaceful city of Pompeii is lying unsuspectingly beneath it. Suddenly a fleet of UFO's drifts down to mountian level and begin to destroy the city with massive flamethrowers!
Well, maybe this explains the downfall of the Roman empire......
HSOOLAPS!!!! EMIT REMMUH!!!
Hope you enjoyed your trip! Please, no barfing in the back!
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Post by MightySage on Sept 11, 2004 7:39:13 GMT -5
what about those?*points to 20 cases of plutonium*
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Sept 12, 2004 11:54:35 GMT -5
That's mine... I stole it from Libyan terrorists...
They wanted me to build them a bomb, instead I gave them a bomb casing filled with used pinball machine parts!!!
(Guess what I watched last night!)
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Post by MightySage on Sept 12, 2004 12:44:57 GMT -5
(bow to back to the future!!!!! ;D)
gimpy!!!instead of bringing me to the day i stepped on a tooth pic,send me back to September 11th!!!!
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Sept 12, 2004 13:01:53 GMT -5
Um, that was yesterday... (I know you probably mean 2001, right?)
Speaking of which, I propose we rename the term "Terrorist" to "Smelly asshole with a face like a bucket of diarrhea". This is because Terrorists like the term and for some lame reason find it complimentary...
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Post by MightySage on Sept 12, 2004 13:37:26 GMT -5
(BACK TO THE FUTURE 2 IS ON!!!!SWEET!!)
they like being called terroists?damn bastards....
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Sept 12, 2004 14:20:17 GMT -5
Yeah, they're idiots! They think that when they kill themselves or are killed it makes them heroes! FUCKING NAZIS!!!
(A rip-off of the "Cheers" theme plays, only with Alex, Calum, Neil, Oggelsby, Shrimpy, etc. in other characters places)
Singer: Making your way in the world today, is really really, hard! Especially when you spend all your cash in a stupid bar! Wouldn't you like to go away? Sometimes you wanna go...
Where nobody knows your name! And they think that you're insane! You wanna drink where people think, your stories are all the same, you wanna go where nobody knows your name!
(The show starts up. Oggelsby is still behind the bar and Alex, the Frasier of this show - because Frasier is Sideshow Bob and totally cool - is still sat at the bar with his friends)
Announcer: "Die Biere" ist aufgenommen vor ein Studio mit Nachhall die Audienz!!!
Alex: (talking to Oggelsby) ...So I said to Calum, you sir, are a dickhead!!!
(The audience laughs)
Now, where's my damn drink!!!
Oggelsby: Sorry, doc... I'll get right on it...
(The door opens and Shrimpy walks in on fire)
Shrimpy: Hi guys...
(The audience applauds)
Alex: Shrimpy, did you realise you're on fire?!?
Shrimpy: I know, I know...
Alex: Well, don't you think you should put it out?
Shrimpy: Yes, but, (shrugs) y'know...
Oggelsby: No smoking in my bar!
(audience laughs)
Shrimpy: Fuck off!
(audience laughs)
Alex: Who did this to you?
Shrimpy: That gay guy...
(Lynnesey enters, dressed as Satan)
Lynnesey: Ha!!! BURN!!! (sets fire to bar)
Oggelsby: Hey!!! You can't do that!!!
Lynnesey: Yes I can, I own this bar! Now BURN!!! (sets fire to Oggelsby)
(Oggelsby screams and sits up in bed. He is on the floor in a cot in Alex's room. Alex is in his own bed not far from Oggelsby's cot. His screaming wakes Alex)
Alex: (angrily) What the hell are you doing? I was just making sweet love to Samia Ghadie!!!
(Oggelsby wipes sweat from his forehead)
Oggelsby: I had the most horrible dream... Lynnesey took the bar from me and destroyed it!!!
Alex: Yeah, that happened last week... That's why you're sleeping in a cot on my floor...
Oggelsby: Oh crap!
Alex: Now if you don't mind (points to himself) I'm gonna go do Samia...
Oggelsby: There's no time! We've got to save the bar!
Alex: How do you propose we do that? It's not "Beers" anymore, it's "Queers", the gaybar...
Oggelsby: They has to be a way! To the fat mobile!!!
Alex: (sighs) Sorry, Samia... Looks like we'll have to finish this later...
(Camera goes back to reveal Samia Ghadie lying next to him)
(Batman transition, the "Beers" logo zooms in then out on a spinning background. Now Oggelsby, Alex and co. are stood outside "Queers")
Calum: (groggily) It's 3AM, what do you want?
Oggelsby: Hang on, we're just waiting for Shrimpy...
(Shrimpy swings in, dressed as Batman)
Shrimpy: The city needs me!!!
(Audience applauds)
Alex: Do I even need to comment?
Shrimpy: No. Now what's this plan?
Oggelsby: I'll explain on the way...
(long silence)
Calum: But we're already there...
Oggelsby: Oh... Well, the plan is... (whispers)
(fade out, then in)
Oggelsby: And that's my plan!
Alex: Where the hell are we going to get a flux capacator at this time of night?
Oggelsby: Hey, I just write the plans! The technical stuffs up to you guys!
Shrimpy: Come on... Let's go home...
Oggelsby: WAIT!!!
Shrimpy: Is something you have a lot of...
(audience laughs)
Alex: Face it Oggelsby, your plan stinks!
Oggelsby: Well, we could just burn the bar down...
Calum: Sounds good enough to me!
Neil: But what about the people inside?
(Alex blinks, then grabs a large sign and beats Neil unconcious with it. He hides the body in the alley)
Shrimpy: Right, let's do this...
(The next morning, the guys are at Alex's appartment watching the news)
Trevor McDonald: In other news, local gay bar, "Queers" was burnt to the ground last night... The police have no suspects...
(the gang sighs, relieved)
Trevor McDonald: Except for the former owner, Adam Oggelsby and ex-regulars, Alexander C. Hale, Calum S. Forbes, Neil Mehta, Satinder Singh and Mr. Johnathon Z. Shrimpenstein III...
(the gang look at each other, nervously)
Trevor McDonald: The police are treating this as a hate crime!
(knock on the door. It's Lynnesey with the cops!)
Lynnesey: There they are! They burnt down my bar!
Policeman: You're under arrest!
(Dramatic music plays)
Oggelsby: OH NO!!!
Neil: OH NO!!!
Alex: OH NO!!!
Shrimpy: OH NO!!!
(Freeze frame)
Announcer: Are the gang really going to prison?
And will they get the bar back?
And will Alex ever get that damn drink?
Find out, in the next installment of "Beers"...
Singer: you wanna go where nobody knows your name!
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Post by MightySage on Sept 12, 2004 16:21:35 GMT -5
*claps*cant wait for the next one alex! ;D
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on Sept 12, 2004 17:10:56 GMT -5
ROFL! Man, I love these things.......
Cheez Fest sure has been going on for awhile ::looks at clock:: Several good earth days have passed bye...
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