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Post by MightySage on Sept 6, 2004 0:18:45 GMT -5
hmmmm...i think i am ok...hey gimpy,has the moon always been pink,and your eyes normal?
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Sept 6, 2004 0:35:14 GMT -5
Mightysage? how long have you been whearing that dress? *is now all dazed* ]CaN I [ hAvE a Co;OkIe?
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Sept 6, 2004 0:40:51 GMT -5
Im feeling better now... Hey Mightysage! lets set off some fireworks!
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Sept 6, 2004 1:34:42 GMT -5
And now, a special film that was written for tonight...
(A rip-off of the "Cheers" theme plays, only with Alex, Calum, Neil, Oggelsby, Shrimpy, etc. in other characters places)
Singer: Making your way in the world today, is really really, hard! Especially when you spend all your cash in a stupid bar! Wouldn't you like to go away? Sometimes you wanna go...
Where nobody knows your name! And they think that you're insane! You wanna drink where people think, your stories are all the same, you wanna go where nobody knows your name!
(The show starts up. Oggelsby is behind the bar and Alex, the Frasier of this show - because Frasier is Sideshow Bob and totally cool - is sat at the bar)
Announcer: "Beers" is filmed in front of a live studio audience who are tied up and forced to watch against their will...
Alex: (talking to Oggelsby) ...So I said to Calum, you sir, are a dickhead!!!
(The audience laughs)
Oggelsby: That's real nice, doc... What'll it be?
Alex: Orange squash please, Oggelsby...
(The door opens and Shrimpy walks in dressed in a leather jacket and shades)
Shrimpy: Ehhhhhhh!!!
(The audience applauds)
Alex: Wrong show, Shrimpy...
Shrimpy: Oh well... (walks to bar) Oggelsby, get me a diet pepsi!
Oggelsby: Coming right up boss! (slides glass along the bar)
Shrimpy: So Alex, how's the surgery?
Alex: Well...
Shrimpy: Don't really care... (chugs pepsi)
(Audience laughs)
Oggelsby: That'll be $1.50, Shrimpy!
Shrimpy: Add it to my tab...
Alex: Wait a second, how much money have you actually made since opening this bar last year?
Oggelsby: Twelve million dollars...
Shrimpy: WHOA!!!
Oggelsby: I got most of it from that nice puerto rican man who kept coming in here... What happened to him again?
Alex: We shot him...
Oggelsby: Oh crap... Now he's not gonna be able to pay his tab...
(Audience laughs)
Alex: He had a tab too?
Oggelsby: Everybody does...
Alex: W...wait a second... Have you actually received any money since opening the bar?
Oggelsby: Yep. 11 dollars in tips and a nickel I found on the floor...
(Audience laughs)
Alex: Oggelsby... Half the people on that tab are dead...
Oggelsby: Uh-oh! Spaghetti-o!
(Audience laughs)
Alex: This is no laughing matter... If you don't get money quick... you could lose the bar!!!
(Dramatic music plays)
Oggelsby: OH NO!!!
Shrimpy: OH NO!!!
(a toilet flushing is heard and Calum appears in the doorway)
Calum: OH NO!!!
Alex: We have to find a way to raise 12 million dollars... otherwise... It's goodbye to "Beers"...
(Freeze frame)
Announcer: Will the gang raise enough money?
And what happened to Alex's drink?
Alex: That's a good observation!
Announcer: And just why is it called "Beers" when so far Oggelsby has only served 2 NON-ALCOHOLIC drinks?
Find out, in the next installment of "Beers"...
Singer: you wanna go where nobody knows your name!
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Sept 6, 2004 2:01:04 GMT -5
*pushes everybody off stage*
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
This is the song that dosn't end! Yes it goes on and on my friend! some people started singing it not knowing what it was! they'l continue singin' it forever just because This is the song that dosn't end! Yes it goes on and on my friend! some people started singing it not knowing what it was! they'l continue singin' it forever just because This is the song that dosn't end! Yes it goes on and on my friend! some people started singing it not knowing what it was! they'l continue singin' it forever just because This is the song that dosn't end! Yes it goes on and on my friend! some people started singing it not knowing what it was! they'l continue singin' it forever just because This is the song that dosn't end! Yes it goes on and on my friend! some people started singing it not knowing what it was! they'l continue singin' it forever just because This is the song that dosn't end! Yes it goes on and on my friend! some people started singing it not knowing what it was! they'l continue singin' it forever just because-
*someone in the audience gets up and pushes bengl off the stage*
person: the song that dosent end just ended people! you can all return from your panic!
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Sept 6, 2004 2:07:25 GMT -5
Thank goodness!
"Beers" will be continued later!
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Sept 6, 2004 2:26:40 GMT -5
*gets back on stage* okey people, i can tell you didnt like my singing, so ill return to my magic act!
*pust on cape and top hat*
now, for the grand fanally of my magic act (not of cheese fest) I shall bring forth a creature from another daimention!
*croud starts mumbleing to eachother*
Bengl: Silence! this trick requiers compleat scilence...
*bengl sits down with legs crossed like they make you do in kindergarden and starts chanting in an unidentifiable language*
*a staff decorated with martian gold and precious gems appears in front of him and he stands up*
Bengl: this... is the Rod of Deimos. not ment for mortal posetion..... *puts on gloves* this is the very tool the gods used to form mars and its moons... it also poseses power capable of anialate an entire dimention. as well as break the seal between two of them... *holds rod up to the air*
Bengl: CHIM CHIMINI CHAROO!
*rod creates a blinding flash and a portal appears*
Bengl:behold!
*small rabbit ish creature hops out*
Audiense: awwww...
*rabbit-ish creature suddenly grows to the sise of a bear and is no longer very rabbit-ish*
Creature: ROOOOOOOAAAAAAAOOOOOOR!!!!
Bengl: Back! back beast! *bengl wards off creature into portal and closes it*
*rod dissapears* like i said.... not ment for mortal posetion.
*Audience cheers*
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on Sept 6, 2004 2:42:13 GMT -5
ROFL Bengl please keep it clean! There's still bodily fluids on the floor from last year's show... :: A squad of Chupacabras walk up to Mightysage with strange equipment in their hands:: MS: I don't like it when it rains on the Mars! Chupa 1: Buddy, you're on the Moon. Chupa 2: THE Moon. MS: STOP TALKING! IT HURTS!!! Chupa 1: Yeah, Buddy, I'm afraid you've had too much to drink. MS: All I've had was a lemon-root bear Capri Sun! Chupa 3: Yeah, most people don't realize that Capri Suns have more alchohol in them then Kool Aid. Chupa 2: You gotta come with us to a...detainment...zone.... ::looks around cautiously:: MS: Will I be out in time for more festivities? Chupa 1: Sure.... ::mutters to others:: Hope word doesn't get out that the Hummer affects vision, hearing, ceberal function, and nose bleeds... ::they march off with MS and take him to a dungeon where he sits 'sobering up'::
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Sept 6, 2004 2:46:21 GMT -5
Keep what clean? the fire works? the thing about the cookie? The transportation of the enterdaimentional beast? of the disapearance of jesse ray crestensen?
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on Sept 6, 2004 2:52:03 GMT -5
More like the unintentional harm of pedestrians/aristocrats. Don't want blood all over the place, that's why you gotta use a bucket! Demonstrates with a large guillotine. A smoking kid with saggy pants is put in it and a bucket placed under his head. SWING! His head rolls into the bucket. HA! He savored the sting I'm sure! See! No blood on the stage!
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Sept 6, 2004 2:53:36 GMT -5
are you talking about the song that dosent end?
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on Sept 6, 2004 4:29:52 GMT -5
I'm talking about killing people with your magic acts....try to keep it 12% humane.
I think the Cheez Fest will carry on to tommorow aswell! This has been good but we still haven't seen True Lies or Zoidberg or George and Tim!
And no one has boughten CHEESE!!!!?!!
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on Sept 6, 2004 7:52:14 GMT -5
I'm still here...watching over the slumbering fest....at 5:51 in the morning. Must....watch....over.....fest.....
My phone says its 12:51 in the afternoon over in Britain. Its got a fancy world clock doo-hikky. What's going on over there Alex? Gonna post more "Beers" soon?
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Sept 6, 2004 9:52:38 GMT -5
I'll post more "Beers" soon, yep. I was at school though...
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Post by MightySage on Sept 6, 2004 10:24:21 GMT -5
*eyes repair*hey!i can see better!cool!*blows a hole through dungeon and walks out to the cheez fest*and gimpy,heres some cheese!*snaps fingers,a giant truck load of every kind of cheese drops on gimpy*uh....oops.....*walks away quietly*
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