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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Oct 12, 2005 22:03:26 GMT -5
Thanks again, Gimpy, For Permitting me to do this...
[glow=red,2,300]THIRD ANNUAL CHEEZ FEST!!!![/glow]
Its Cheez Fest, again!! Only This time, Its On Olympus Mons! Due to some Complications on Gimpys Computer, he allowed me to Host in My Empire! Everything is the same, accept There are Two different events Which are only allowed to be held here. Ill post those, later.
Anyways, Start Cheez Festing!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
*As always, the Moonatic Empire claims half of all profits gained during Cheez Fest.
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Post by phantom general on Oct 13, 2005 0:56:28 GMT -5
*sets up the shooting gallery, the guns and the live targets*
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Post by Chupa Spotter on Oct 13, 2005 16:08:05 GMT -5
*Grabs American chedar cheese wheel*
Too much cheese to live! Plenty enough to have breast implants!
*Chows down on cheese, sending chunks into everyones drinks*
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on Oct 13, 2005 18:18:22 GMT -5
Welcome to Da Cheez Stand, hosted as per usual by the Moonatic Empire! Please place your orders and we will supply you with cheese. Plain and simple... Here is our list of fine cheeses of antiquity! Mozzarella, American, Swiss, Provolone, Cheddar, Blue Cheese, Riccota, Monterey Jack, Baby Swiss, Gouda, Riccota, and Parmesan! Here's this year's magnum opus cheese menu! Sewell Cheese (named after Jason Sewell, this cheese is sure to make you lecherous ::winks:  Moon Cheese (self explanatory!!!) Beaver Cheese (extracted from the viscous embryonic fluids found in poached North American beaver eggs, this cheese is exotic and oddly French in nature) Support-Cancer Cheese! (whenever you buy a morsel of this cheese the proceedings go to the American Institute of Curing Cancer and Hope*) *Not really. |
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Oct 13, 2005 19:39:12 GMT -5
The Running of the Ostrichs: Bet on four different ostriches running in a two mile race. And they are;
Ostrich one:
Name: Jo-jo
Occupation: Chariot Puller
Bio: Nobody has ever herd of him before, but he seems to have a good chance at winning
Ostrich two:
Name:Rasec
Occupation: Asylum Security Guard
Bio: Hes Tired of Looking after crazy people and wants to ern the title as the fastest Ostrich on Mars.
Ostrich Three:
Name: Rocco
Occupation:Winner of the Frag fest of 03
Bio:He isnt content With his Victory of The Frag fest.
And Last, But Certanlt Not least, My Boy
Ostrich Four
Name: BLOODLUSTER!!!
Occupation: He Carrys the Mighty Tiger Lord(me) into battle.
Bio: The Favorit to win in the Running of the Ostrichs, and has won the last four
Ill post the race in three days. Being the Race announcer, I cant place a bet.
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on Oct 13, 2005 23:54:04 GMT -5
I place 12 bucks and 48 kilos of 18th century French snuff on contestant three, Rocco!
Rocko's Modern Life was on TV today....
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Post by Chupa Spotter on Oct 14, 2005 12:45:28 GMT -5
Gimpy I need 20 pounds of Gouda pronto.
I will place 20 kilos of pure columbian spider monkey on Jo-jo, and 2 bucks on BloodLuster. This shall be a race for the ages...
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Oct 14, 2005 18:29:41 GMT -5
Your bets have been loged. Race will start on sunday.
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on Oct 14, 2005 18:29:50 GMT -5
Take it! TAKE THE GOUDA!!!! ::Hell's fire leaps through the crevices in the ground and ominous organ music sounds::
That's 4 bucks.
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Post by Chupa Spotter on Oct 14, 2005 19:17:46 GMT -5
*hands Gimpy $3.99 9/10 cents*
I hope thats enough... Or else!
*Points finger at Rocco*
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Oct 14, 2005 20:56:16 GMT -5
Josh, dont make eye contact with Rocco.
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Post by Chupa Spotter on Oct 14, 2005 21:00:59 GMT -5
*Starts to twitch*
Now because you said it.... I....... MUST!
*Makes eye contact with Rocco*
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Oct 14, 2005 21:31:42 GMT -5
*Rocco smiles evily and attacks josh, tears out his left kidney and his appendix*
Rocco:Ecabaca deu hanak balaka renu kobalk garaka moodok horack zephanu.
He said "You shouldnt look into my eyes, its the only excuss I have for attacking someone for no reason..."
He loves mauling things..
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on Oct 14, 2005 23:40:20 GMT -5
That's kind of like the evil Hindu idol guy on the Indiana Jones ride at Disneyland who says "LOOK INTO MY EYES!" and curses you when you do.
I have money on that bird! Don't harm it!
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Oct 15, 2005 6:30:38 GMT -5
I have a ribbon round my neck with a pen on the end. I attached the pen.
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