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Post by Chupa Spotter on Oct 18, 2005 15:41:33 GMT -5
*Thinks about giving the police a thought bribe and they allow me to eat my spicy cheese (Its chipotle cheddar cheese, you must try) and everyone is happy*
Is it a crime to think that?
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on Oct 18, 2005 20:31:58 GMT -5
No. It's not a crime to think about the cops getting lots of lady folk in bed either. In fact, that's quite the opposite.
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Post by Chupa Spotter on Oct 18, 2005 20:40:48 GMT -5
*Starts thinking of cops getting lady folk in bed but looks over at Gimpy and he appears in the beds*
NIGHTMARE!!!!!!!! OH GOD!!!!!!
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Post by phantom general on Oct 19, 2005 8:42:20 GMT -5
JUST SHOOT SOME FUCKING NAZIS!! I KNOW YOU PEOPLE WANT TO!!
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Post by Chupa Spotter on Oct 19, 2005 16:40:17 GMT -5
MAYBE I DO!!!!
*Shotts Nazi in the face, sending blood all over Bengls ice cream*
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Post by 0lennoxlauchlan0 on Oct 21, 2005 20:01:18 GMT -5
*watches one of the Nazi's pick up the ice cream and starts eating it* "Oh, this is so good, the blood is great!" he says, *Josh, Me, Alksander, and Gimpy and Bengl get out guns at the same time and shoot him in the face* damn Nazi!
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Post by phantom general on Oct 21, 2005 21:12:02 GMT -5
*is holding an XM8 marksman variant*luckily neo-nazis make easy targets, eh?
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Oct 21, 2005 21:13:33 GMT -5
Why Comes theres no Karaoke like last year?
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Post by 0lennoxlauchlan0 on Oct 21, 2005 21:48:01 GMT -5
*gets on stage and puts microphone up to mouth, pushes a button on the machine* "Like a vir-ir-ir-irgine, when your heart beats next to mine, like a virgin"
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Post by phantom general on Oct 23, 2005 0:10:28 GMT -5
*pushes tobo off the stage* now this song, i dedicate to the prince of darkness himself...
Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste I've been around for a long long year stolen many man's soul and faith I was around when Jesus Christ had His moment of doubt and pain Made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed His fate Pleased to meet you hope you guess my name But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game
Stuck around St. Petersburg when I saw it was a time for a change Killed the Tzar and his ministers, Anastasia screamed in vain I rode a tank held a gen'rals rank when the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank Pleased to meet you hope you guess my name. Oh yeah Ah what's puzzling you is the nature of my game. Oh yeah
I watched the glee while your kings and queens fought for ten decades for the Gods they made I shouted out "Who killed the Kennedy's?" when after all it was you and me Let me please intruduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste And I lay traps for troubadors who get killed before they reach Bombay Pleased to meet you hope you guess my name. Oh yeah But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game. Oh yeah Pleased to meet you hope you guess my name But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game
Just as every cop is a criminal and all the sinners, Saints as heads is tails, just call me Lucifer 'cause I'm in need of some restraint So if you meet me, have some courtesy have some sympathy and some taste Use all your well learned politesse or I'll lay your soul to waste Pleased to meet you hope you guess my name But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game
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Post by 0lennoxlauchlan0 on Oct 23, 2005 8:10:00 GMT -5
*wipes off blood from his mouth that he got from when Aleksander pushed him down* That was awsome! (the song)
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on Oct 23, 2005 22:50:32 GMT -5
Aye, that song of the glorious Arch Felon himself is indeed fine! I'd sing a song, but I can't post anything that long... So instead I'll work the lights...
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Oct 23, 2005 22:56:13 GMT -5
I will be singing Limozeens oddly titled song "feed the Childrens"
Na, Na, Na na na, Hey, hey! Doot doo... Na, Na, Na na na, Hey, hey! Doot doo... Na, Na, Na na na, Hey, hey! Doot doo... Na, Na, Na na na, Hey, hey! Doot- *rock flies from audience, and knocks me out*
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Post by phantom general on Oct 23, 2005 23:08:23 GMT -5
*clears throat*
"Woe to you, Oh Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends the beast with wrath, because he knows the time is short... Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast for it is a human number, its number is Six hundred and sixty six."
I left alone my mind was blank I needed time to think to get the memories from my mind
What did I see can I believe that what I saw that night was real and not just fantasy
Just what I saw in my old dreams were they reflections of my warped mind staring back at me
'Cos in my dream it's always there the evil face that twists my mind and brings me to despair
The night was black was no use holding back 'Cos I just had to see was someone watching me In the mist dark figures move and twist Was this all for real or some kind of hell 666 the number of the beast Hell and fire was spawned to be released
Torches blazed and sacred chants were praised As they start to cry hands held to the sky In the night the fires burning bright The ritual has begun Satan's work is done 666 the number of the beast Sacrifice is going on tonight
This can't go on I must inform the law Can this still be real or just some crazy dream But I feel drawn towards the evil chanting hordes They seem to mesmerise me ... can't avoid their eyes 666 the number of the beast 666 the one for you and me
I'm coming back I will return And I'll possess your body and I'll make you burn I have the fire I have the force I have the power to make my evil take it's course
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on Oct 23, 2005 23:11:01 GMT -5
What's the name of that song? I want to get it by wholly legal means.
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