|
Post by phantom general on Oct 15, 2005 8:26:00 GMT -5
*FEEL FREE TO COME OVER HERE AND SHOOT NEO-NAZIS, COMMUNISTS, CONSERVATIVES, CHAVS AND MORE PEOPLE WE HATE!!!!! ONLY $2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
|
|
Post by Chupa Spotter on Oct 15, 2005 11:18:57 GMT -5
*Steals apendix and left Kidney from Rasec*
Nobodys put money on him so I'm putting him to good use!
*Starts stuffing organs in body*
I hope these work croos species.... O.K. give me an steyr AUG and stick a Nazi up on the firing range!
|
|
|
Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Oct 15, 2005 16:17:45 GMT -5
Josh, you got mauled by Rocco, not rasec.
|
|
|
Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Oct 15, 2005 16:35:51 GMT -5
$100 on Bloodluster and another $100 on Jo-Jo.
|
|
|
Post by phantom general on Oct 15, 2005 22:12:48 GMT -5
*presses a button and 4 neo-nazis tied to the range apear and a steyr AUG apears infront of josh* have fun with the live targets.
|
|
|
Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Oct 16, 2005 1:44:15 GMT -5
YAY!! *starts shooting at them*
|
|
|
Post by Chupa Spotter on Oct 16, 2005 8:36:45 GMT -5
Bengl, I didn't steal them from him cause I've got money on him. I stole ostrich organs.
*Starts shooting Neo-Nazis with Steyr AUG*
|
|
|
Post by Chupa Spotter on Oct 16, 2005 8:39:47 GMT -5
And to celebrate Cheez fest I bought some spicy cheese. I havn't tried it yet but I'm cutting it up and putting it on crackers as I type.
|
|
|
Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Oct 16, 2005 12:19:11 GMT -5
ATTENTION! The Running of the Ostriches is about to begin!
Gimpy Placed 12 bucks and 48 kilos of 18th century French snuff on Rocco.
Josh place a bet of 20 kilos of pure columbian spider monkey on Jo-jo, and 2 bucks on BloodLuster
Alex placed $100 on Bloodluster and another $100 on Jo-Jo
AND THEYR OFF!! Bloodluster Rockets into First place, With Rocco Following Close Behind! HOLY Crap, Bloodluster Just Looked into Roccos Eyes! Look at the Size of That dust cloud theyr Fighting in! Now its just Jo-jo and Rasec! Theyr Neck to Neck, Beak to beak, nose to nose, Rice to beans, beans to rice, Toast to butter, Butter to toast! SOMBODY STOP ME! *watermelon flies in and hits bengl in the head* Whats this? It appears that a chicken has wandered onto the Racetrack, and its running with the ostriches! Theyr headed twards the finishline, and the Winner is.... The Chicken...?
|
|
|
Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Oct 16, 2005 15:00:19 GMT -5
NO DEAL!!!
(pelts Chicken with cheese, rips out its' feathers and stuffs it with the organs of Rasec. Rasec collapses from loss of blood making Jo-Jo the winner)
|
|
|
Post by Chupa Spotter on Oct 16, 2005 19:31:11 GMT -5
YES!!!!!! MY MOKEYS LIVE ONCE AGAIN!!!!!!!
*Jumps onto hicken and begins to feed on its corpse*
|
|
|
Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on Oct 16, 2005 20:13:13 GMT -5
:: Arnold Schwarchzenegger jumps out of the stands::
Arnold: You son of a BITCH! ::gets in a fight with a nearby spectator. Chupa Police take Josh into custody for bringing his own cheese. And amidst the confusion, Gimpy sneaks into the control room, erases all documents of the chicken and Jo-Jo winning, and makes Rocco the winner::
|
|
|
Post by Chupa Spotter on Oct 16, 2005 20:16:20 GMT -5
*Getting draged away*
I will not be silenced!
*Gets mouth taped*
|
|
|
Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Oct 16, 2005 20:24:52 GMT -5
*Bloodluster is holding roccos body by the neck in his mouth*
Bloodluster: Rocco Mahokolak herzhus porack nalnip...
He said: "Rocco Didnt Win this race."
|
|
|
Post by Chupa Spotter on Oct 16, 2005 20:26:40 GMT -5
*Tape rips of my mouth due to a really strong ass wind*
WHO WON TIGER DUDE!!!
|
|