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Post by SquirrelBoy on Apr 25, 2009 0:47:10 GMT -5
SB: Give me some tunes would ya? Sheila: *plays this* www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hClyvvZh3w&feature=relatedSB: That's more like it. *dodges a rock* Sheila: So what was that ship from? SB: It was an emergency escape shuttle from the ship, Darwin IV. One of the eight that were, *shifts his weight to the left and narrowly dodges another out cropping* dispatched from earth to find worlds capable of holding a human colony. It dropped out of the wormhole it was in right smack dab in an asteroid field. That pod was the only one to make it away with any survivors. The ship itself, *swerves to the right* should be entering the atmosphere any minute now. Sheila: How many were aboard the shuttle? SB: Were? The eight on board all made it safely to the ground. A few minor injuries, but a few cuts and bruises never hurt anybody. *swerves to the left* Sheila: What kind of ship are we talking about here? SB: Heh, don't worry Sheila, there's plenty of room for you on there too. Sheila: Too? What do you mean, too? SB: *starts to slow his descent as they reach the bottom* You'll see.
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Post by MightySage on Apr 25, 2009 12:16:29 GMT -5
ughh..what a headache...
Sheogorath:*wakes up in a strange, bubble like container,with the area around it comprised of strange machinery tubing*...the hell?
Rasec:*looks up from his spot across the bubble room, annoyed* Oh great, and I thought this was a pleasent place already, and now I got to deal with you too...
Sheo: Eh? Skullfreak?*remembering their battle, pulls a ladle out of his pocket* Why you little...
Rasec:*stares at him incredulously*...Despite how much I want to rip your head off right now, we have bigger problems.
Sheo:*takes another look around*...Where are we exactly?
Rasec: From what I've gathered, the Iron League Citadel. After our battle it seems they captured use and brought us here...Oh, and they got that retard kid too.
Sheo:*frowns* capture? ME!? Who the hell do they think I am, a common Daedra!?*points his hand toward the bubble wall, but nothing happens*...wha...
Rasec: Dont waste your time. They've put us in an Anti-Godmod shell, so our powers are useless.
Sheo: Damnit!*slams cane against wall* Just what exactly are they planning to do with us?
Rasec: It looks like they're planning to extract our powers by force and use them to rewrite the Multiverse in their image. They've already taken the kid, and one of us is next.
Sheo:* deep in thought*...hmm...I see. Well, it looks to me like we'll just have to escape before that happens.*pulls out various random objects put of his pockets while muttering to himself*
Rasec: *cocks an eyebrow* and just how do you plan on doing that?
Sheo: well...thats the iffy part. Unfortunately, if what I'm planning is gonna work, we'll have to...ugh...work together. So,*turns toward him* how about it?*extends his hand*
Rasec:*stares*.....you're kidding me.
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Post by MightySage on Apr 25, 2009 12:31:44 GMT -5
*meanwhile, back in the Doomverse*
Shadowking:* drops down from an overhead portal into a pile of demons*
Demons:* pile around him, eager for fresh meat*
King:*glows with dark energy* FOOLS!*explodes with energy, erradicating everything within 10 meters of him* as if I could be beat by such weaklings.....*glowers* To think that that damn magician actually out smarted me... no matter. He wont trick me again.*tears open a new portal and enters*
*He arrives in what appears to be a warped amalgamation of the Haloverse and SuperMarioverse, with Covenant bursting out of pipes and a surprisingly good mix of the Halo theme and Mario theme playing in the background*
King:*inspects the surroundings* hmm..I dont sense him around here...*looks down as a flood infected goomba waddles by* this could be useful.*grabs the goomba and shoves it in a jar within his cloak*run as much as you want to, but I will find you magician...
*As he turns to leave, a green glint catches his eye*
King: eh?* he reaches into a nearby pile of rubble and removes what appears to be a small green cube, glowing with power* Well, well, well...*a terrifying grin appears of his face*...What have we here?
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Post by MightySage on Apr 25, 2009 12:33:11 GMT -5
*Meanwhile again, but this time with feeling!*
*high in the skies from an unusually barren area of the warped mutiverse, what appears to be a combination of the floating castle of The World That Never Was(Kingdom Hearts II), Bowser's Castle and the Covenant capitol of High Charity hangs in the sky, emitting a demonic aura. At the very peak of the castle, a cloaked figure with two circular protrusions on top of his hood stares down at the sight before him on one of the castles lower levels. Lynnesey has been strapped to the ground, surrounded by strange runes drawn around him. Roughly ten cloakies have formed a circle around him, and are muttering in Cthuvian. The cloakie looking down removes his hood, revealing himself to be Disney Dave.*
Dave: All the peices have fallen into place....Soon, the very Multiverse itself will bow before me! *laughs manaically* i will be the god of this new world, and not even that blasted brotherhood could oppose me!
*as he laughs creepily to himself, a robotic figure appears behind him*
Figure: *mechanically* Mein fuhrer.
Dave: *looks around* ah! Gizmo! What does the data show?
Gizmo: The Multiverse will reach a state of being unrepairable at 85% spatial corruption. We are currently at 78% and climbing. the Brotherhood of Steel has been seperated and dispersed throughout the worlds, as you ordered. Their current threat level is minimal. As per your instructions, special precautions have been taken against these individuals, whose possible interference would significantly raise the possible threat level: Ultramace, Vensent, Gimpy Ignacious Hoagey, and True-Lies.
Dave: *smiling* yes, very good...what about none-bortherhood resistences?
Gizmo: There are various reports of minor resistence outbreaks throughout the Multiverse, but are of negligible threat levels. We had commissioned SquirrellBoyNega to handle these, but we have lost track of him.
Dave: *frowns* I see. Send SilverFang out to assist Nega, and instruct him to keep a close watch on him. We can't have power like his going rogue on us.*turns back towards the ritual*
Gizmo: As you wish, mein Fuhrer.*slinks away*
Dave: It doesn't matter. Every single one of them is in the palm of my hands, even if they don't realize it.*laughs manaically yet again*
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Post by MightySage on Apr 25, 2009 13:26:06 GMT -5
*back with Sage*
Sage:* getting to his feet* wha...What do you mean, 'New Rasec'?
(and thats all I got at the moment. Keep up the posts guys ;D)
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Apr 25, 2009 14:01:34 GMT -5
New Rasec: You see, Mage, 'Rasec' Is a title, bestowed on those who carry the duty to leave the Universe they were born into, and Create a new one. Of course, No Rasec has ever actually fulfilled this duty for at least a couple million years. When Wizzlbang was captured and incapacitated, a mysterious stranger wielding a Dusty old top hat approached me. He gave the top hat to me without saying a word, and disappeared. When I placed it Upon my head, all the knowledge of the circumstances flowed into me. As long as Wizzlbang is Restrained, powerless, or dead, I must Fulfill his duties. Mightysage: And what is your name? Why did you stop me? Why do you smell like burning tires!? New Rasec: Wizzlbang... Mightysage: Wait, Your name is Wizzlbang, Too? Rasec Wizzlbang(2): No, But I like the name a whole lot better then my old one... Mightysage: What about the old Rasec Wizzlbang?! We've got to free him and Sheogorath! Rasec Wizzlbang(2): Seogorath can go, but I'm afraid the Old Rasec Wizzlbang will have to die... Mightysage: What!? Rasec Wizzlbang(2): Listen, Buddy, I was just given the powers of a God! That's not something anyone would give up! As soon as the Old Rasec is freed, I lose that, and will have nothing but my natural abilities left! The Old Rasec is still powerful, being Half Demigod, but His powers are flaccid compared to mine! I must kill him before he is freed! And I cannot let you release him! Mightysage:... Did you just use the word 'flaccid' to describe power?
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Post by MightySage on Apr 25, 2009 16:10:40 GMT -5
Sage*shakes the disturbing image from his mind* Whatever! This doesn't matter right now, what matters is getting the universe back in order! You and the other Rasec can settle your differences after the Iron League has been taken care of. Please, just help us out alittle!*through the speech, he slowly edges his hand closer to where he put the Portal gun, incase things get ugly*
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Apr 25, 2009 22:40:31 GMT -5
(Excellent idea with having King find one of those cubes MS. ;D) SB: *hits a jump and is about to land as a portal tears itself open underneath him* OH SHI-!!! *falls out of the portal in the Mario/Halo verse near King* Son of a bitch. *gets up and looks around* Where the he-*spots King*OH SHIT!!! King: YOU!?!? SB: FUCK!!!! *turns and runs like hell* Sheila: Why are you running? SB: I don't stand a chance against that guy. Sheila: But he has one of the cubes! SB: *comes to a screeching halt* WHAT!?!? Sheila: In his hand. SB: *turns around and spots said cube* Oh for the love of-GAHHH!!! King: *fires another shadow bolt at SB* Back off Nega, the cubes mine. SB: WAIT!!! King: *pauses knowing SB doesn't stand a chance* SB: Nega? You mean my Nega self? SBN? King: No, the other nega version of yourself. SB: Oh. King: Wait, what? SB: *sees his chance and rushes King* King: Oh no you don't. *gos to hit him but misses when SB dodges him at the last second, tearing a portal open* SB: *grabs the cube and jumps into the portal as it closes, all the while giving King a certain "hand sign"* King: *standing there wondering what the hell just happened* The hell? SB: *drops out of the portal on the steps of a huge and demonic library as fire burns all around him and demons and monsters look at him awkwardly* The fuck am I? Monster: Why your at the library of ages of course. SB: Shit.
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Apr 25, 2009 23:11:53 GMT -5
Rasec Wizzlbang(2):... Why?
Suddenly, a While blur shot across the screen, Rasecs tentacles were severed and Mightysage fell to the ground.
Rasec Wizzlbang(2): Gragh!
Rasec turned to see Bengl standing behind him, Claws drawn, and ready to kick some ass. Unfortunatly, Bengl didn't know what was going on.
Mightysage: Bengl! Don't be a hero!
Bengl: Wha?
Bengl felt a nonchalant smile creep on Rasecs Face behind his mask, and got a feeling something was wrong.
Rasec Wizzlbang(2): Watch carefully, Pussycat...
Before Bengl could yell 'PUSSYCAT!?' back in anger, Rasec lifted the mask from his face, and his 'eyes' met with Bengl's. every vein and artery in Bengls body became Ice cold, his eyes turned from a lush green to a dull grey.
Bengl: Mightysage... use your anti-godmoding staff...
Bengl fell to the ground, as if dead, and started vomiting blood.
Mightysage: Oh, right...
Mightysage pulled out the staff and held it in front of him.
Mightysage: Damn, How do I use this again?
Rasec lowered his mask back over his face, and turned to face Mightysage , but was smacked hard on the side of the head by Mightysages staff.
Mightysage: ... Take that?
Rasec(2): ... Ow...
Rasec then fell to the ground, Clutching his head.
Rasec(2): This isn't over, Mage... You will not reach the old Rasec before I do, he WILL die!
With that, Rasec melted into a strange, grey ooze, and dissapearded down a nearby gutter with the hat.
Mightysage:... Ok... Hey, Bengl, you alright?
Bengl slowly got up and wiped the blood from his maw, the color began flowing back into his eyes.
Bengl: ... What the hell was that thing?
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Apr 26, 2009 1:21:42 GMT -5
*as one of the demons opens the doors to the library SB can see all that is inside. Shelves of books that seem to go up forever and are lost in the seemingly never ending height of the library and stretch farther back then the eye can see with no end in sight. Gods, Monsters, Demons, Demi-Gods, and everything in between move about the hallowed halls*
SB: *walks inside and is hit with a constantly changing sense of dread, happiness, fear, and pity* This place, it seems so, familiar.
Sheila: I could spend my entire life time inside here.
Monster: *walks up to SB and with one of his many tentacles gestures toward a slot in the wall then back at his gauntlet*
SB: *nods his head in thanks as he walks over to it* Looks like you might be able to.
Sheila: But what about you?
SB: You can't help me with what I have to do. And you'll be safer here.
Sheila: Very well then.
SB: *pulls out her data chip and slides it into the wall* Now, where is the section on myself? I fear that I'll need all the knowledge I can gather if I'm to survive this.
Meanwhile, deep below in the caverns of the castle Dave and the others are on, Garsul walks along a row of cages.
Garsul: *sighs deeply as he runs a hand against one of the cells bars* I know you're there SilverFang, you don't have to hide.
SilverFang: *steps out of the shadows, his claws clicking against the stone floor* And here I was thinking I was the one with the acute sense's.
Garsul: I take it your looking for SBN?
SilverFang: How did you know?
Garsul: *turns around to face him* Let's just say your not the only one with acute senses.
SilverFang: What of Nega?
Garsul: The one you seek is in what is left of that Squirrelboy's lab. He muttered something about a cube before leaving.
SilverFang: And you just let him go?
Garsul: Who am I to stop he who's end is so near?
SilverFang: *starts walking away when he pauses and looks over his shoulder* What about me? What's my fate?
Garsul: *now swinging his clock around his finger* Your time shall come, but in a way that you least expect it. *swings the clock up, lets it drop into his hand, and opens it in a blur of motion that even SilverFang has trouble following* I suggest you get on your way. As should I. *snaps the clock close before disappearing into the shadows*
SilverFang: *more to himself then whatever remains of Garsul* We'll see about that.
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Post by MightySage on Apr 27, 2009 16:11:25 GMT -5
Sage:*tucks the staff back into his robe* apparently he's the new Rasec...Anyway, how did you get here?
*back with ShadowKing*
King: *sneers* doesn't matter. I should be able to use this to my advantage....*eyes begin to glow a deep purplish* ah...there you are....*sinks into the shadows*
King:*appears instantaneously in the ruins of SB's lab where SBN is* Hello there, chum.
SBN:*whips around* You!
King: Me. Relax, I'm not here to fight. I'm here to make you a deal.
SBN:*narrows his eyes* what kind of deal?
King: I happen to have stumbled upon quite a valuable peice of intel on your otherself. In exchange for this, all I request is the passcodes for the Iron League's Citadel. What do you say?*extends his hand*
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Apr 27, 2009 22:57:16 GMT -5
Bengl: You're not gonna believe this crap...
Mightysage raised an eyebrow, and looked to the left, a great desert with purple cacti and some sort of lizard man wrestling a tumbleweed, and then to his right, a great void dotted with rice krispy treats, Pacman flying through and eating them, one by one.
Mightysage: Try me...
Bengl: SO THERE I WAS, at the Asylum!
*wavy flashback*
Bengl:*enters bathroom* Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go...
Damn, no litter box...*looks at the toilet* sigh...
How do I work this thing...
*pushes down on the flusher, which opens a vortex in the toilet*
Bengl: SHIT! *gets sucked in, and dumps out into fallout DC*
Uh oh...
*cuts back to present*
Mightysage: ... Then what happened?
Bengl: Then I walked over and saw you being attacked by that weirdo with that scary eight dimensional face... *points out wasteland behind mightysage*
Mightysage: Oh...
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Apr 27, 2009 23:45:22 GMT -5
SBN: *crosses his arms* Exactly what kind of "Intel"?
King: Some green cube. The little prick was foolish enough to actually face me, so it must be important.
SBN: Green cube, green cu-Oh shit.
King: Mmm-hmm. Now, about our deal.
SBN: The access codes D-3490. Now, where is he?
King: *starts dissipating* Sorry old chum, the deal was I tell you what I knew and I get the codes. *does whatever it is that he does when he disappears*
SBN: Damn it, if my other self gets his hands on all seven of those cubes, I'm screwed. *starts shifting through the rubble in hopes of finding something useful*
SilverFang: *drops down from a hole in the ceiling* You were assigned to take care of minor up risings. What do you think your doing here?
SBN: Saving my own ass.
SilverFang: *grabs him by the throat and lifts him up effortlessly*
SBN: GAH!!
SilverFang: I'm sorry, I must have something in my ear. What are you doing?
SBN: Saving. My. Own. Ass.
SilverFang: *tightens his grip* That's not part of Dave's plan. Now, what are you going to do?
SBN: *in between breaths* Take care of minor uprisings.
SilverFang: *lets go* That's more like it.
SBN: *gasping for air* You'll, regret that.
SilverFang: I doubt that. *walks off*
Mean while, our incestious little compadre SB is hard at work,
SB: *standing in front of a eye scanning thing* You sure this is safe?
Sheila: *pops up on a halo-pad next to him* There's a slight chance that your brain will, theoretically speaking, be fried and you'll be paralyzed from the neck down.
SB: How much is "slight"?
Sheila: A 50% chance.
SB: ..............................
Sheila: It's either this or spending close to a week reading it all.
SB: You still have that copy of my will?
Sheila: *holds up piece of paper* Of course.
SB: Alright then, lets get this over with. *puts on the helmet*
Sheila: Transfer in 3, 2, 1.
A bright light fills the small room as the knowledge of every book on SB that has to do with his past is instantly transferred at 5,000 words per second into his head.
Sheila: Download at 50%.
SB: *braces himself against the walls*
Sheila: Download finished in 3, 2, 1.
SB: *tears the helmet off of his head and takes a clumsy step back*
Sheila: Well it looks like you aren't paralyzed.
SB: *sets the helmet back and rubs his head* Lucky me.
Sheila: Did everything make it?
SB: I think so. *straightens his gauntlet as he buys time* Well, I guess this is goodbye.
Sheila: Even though I know you can't keep it, make a girl a promise. And come back.
SB: I'll do my best. *presses a button on his now upgraded gauntlet and portals out of there*
Sheila: Godspeed Squirrelboy.
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Apr 29, 2009 1:24:22 GMT -5
SB: *drops out of the portal in the middle of a group of sheep on a small farm in Mexico, sending them scattering* Looks like I made it. *turns towards the woods and whistles loudly* OH CHUPY!!!!
Chupy(SB's half dog and half chupacabra mutant that he got from Bengl): *comes bounding out of the woods and nearly knocks over SB as he tackles him, his wet tongue trying to get to every spot on SB's face*
SB: Who's a good Chupy? Are you? Yes you are! *pets Chupy as a figure with a shotgun walks up behind him and place the barrel firmly to the back of his head*
Mystery figure: *in a thick Russian accent* Who you and why you pet Chupy?
SB: *turns around* Yusef?
Yusef: Mista Squirrelboy?
SB: YUSEF!!! *opens his arms for a hug as he stands up*
Yusef: MISTA SQUIRRELBOY!!!
*as SB and Yusef give each other a man hug, ass grab and all, SBN is busy patrolling the outskirts of where the Halo verse meets the Mario and Zelda versus*
SBN: *spots a flood infected re-dead chasing after a Goomba* Hmmm..... *points his staff at them and fires a twisting purple and black bolt of energy, fusing the two together into some new monstrosity, which proceeds to yell slurred gibberish in a drunken Scottish accent* Damn chaos energy is messing with everything.
SilverFang: *standing atop one of those green pipes that's attached to a blown up Warthog* Somethings not right.
SBN: The universe has practically fucking imploded, so what in the hell would make you think somethings wrong?
SilverFang: *shoots him a glance that could freeze even the darkest souls* Need I remind you that you only have what little power you have from that staff? I've picked my teeth with bigger twigs than that.
SBN: *gos back to fusing random things*
Meanwhile, and with an extra dose of morphine this time,
Yusef: Why you come to my home Mista SB?
SB: Do you remember that jar I gave you? The one I said to protect with your life?
Yusef: Of course, I have it inside. Follow me. *slings the shotgun over his back as he leads SB to the old shack that he calls home* You know, I has come long way since you and me were in city.
SB: *looks to his left and sees an over turned out house, then to his right, and sees a rooster trying to get it on with a dead sheep* Uh, yeah.
Yusef: I make sure to keep jar extra safe too, so I keep in place no one ever look. *opens the door and heads towards the back of the small hut*
SB: *doesn't dare go any further than the doorway* Where exactly did you put it?
Yusef: Under house of course. *moves a table and opens a trap door in the floor* Come.
SB: Uh, okay. *steps around numerous piles of things he doesn't dare question the origin of as he makes his way to the door* You make this yourself?
Yusef: *grabs lantern hanging on the wall and starts it with a match* Of course. Yusef have much time on hands. *starts making his way down the rickety old steps*
SB: You sure this is safe?
Yusef: Course, I take many a trip down here when bad man comes looking for mista SB.
SB: *continues following but slows down a bit* What man?
Yusef: Man with funny things sticking out of his back.
SB: *grabs Yusef and spins him around* Listen Yusef, something very bad is going to happen if I don't get that jar. Now where is it?
Yusef: *points to wall across from them* It right dare.
SB: *runs over and grabs it, then starts typing in something on his gauntlet*
Yusef: What bad thing going to happen mista SB?
SB: *looks him in the eyes* I'll be back. *hits the button his finger was on and portals out of there, again*
Yusef: *runs over to the spot where SB was a second ago* Mista SB? MISTA SB!?!? *drops to his knees and starts crying* WHY MISTA SB!?! WHY!?!?
(One karma point to whoever can remember where Yusef is from)
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Apr 30, 2009 1:19:49 GMT -5
SB: *drops out of the portal in a city that looks like the I am Legend one after being hit with a nuke and then partially infected with Flood from Halo* The hell? These aren't where my coordinates wee supposed to send me. *notices a combat form walking toward him* Combat Form: Squ-squirrelboy! SB: GAH!!! *throws jar at it and hits it square in the head* Combat Form: *topples over, dead* SB: *walks over to it* Uh. Combat Form: x.X SB: Shit. *catches a black glint out of the corner of his eye* Hello, what do we have here? *reaches down and pulls out a kunai with a green stripe on the blade and a note tied to the handle from under the pieces of the pot* The hell? I don't remember putting this in there. *unties the note and un-rolls it* "Dear SB, Please use the kunai this note is attached to wisely. By now you should know what it does and why you'll need it. Sincerely, SB" SB: *reaches down and picks up another one the cubes from the other pieces of the pot and fits into his gauntlet* Kunai, kunai, kunai. Where have I seen it before? *tucks the note in his pocket and hangs the kunai from his belt* Well, I'm sure it'll come back to me eventually. *looks down at gauntlet* Damn, still cooling down. *looks around at the abandoned and floody area around him* Man I wish I had Sheila right now. Mean while, back on the outskirts of the universe, SBN: *leans back against an old seat cushion* Why is it we have to take care of these little uprisings again? Doesn't Dave want the universe to we thrown so far out whack that's it not possible to fix? SilverFang: Becau-*notices the nearby shadows condensing on a single spot between them* Eh? Garsul: *comes together from the bits of shadow between SB and SilverFang, his watch open in one hand* Afternoon gentlemen. *closes the watch as SilverFang tries to get a peek at it* Dave sent me out here for a progress report. So, how gos it? *slips the watch back into his robe and crosses his arms behind his back* SBN: Nothing but re-dead, those little mushroom things, and those other little mushroom things all day. SilverFang: I can't help sense that something is wrong. Garsul: *somewhat nervously* It's probably just the high level of Chaos energy. *shifts his weight to one side and glances from side to side* SilverFang: *notices Garsul's nervousness* I suppose. *casually scratches his throat* SBN: *yawns* Was this really the only post available? SilverFang: For the fifteenth time, YES! Every other one is filled by other Iron league members. Now quit your bitching. Garsul: Actually, there is one spot open. SBN: *springs his feet* WHERE!?! Garsul: Zone C. *SilverFang and SBN both let out a gasp* SilverFang: What happen to Tichondirus? I thought he was posted there with a group of Chupacabras to back him up. Garsul: Before I came here I stopped there to check on him as well. All I found was this. *pulls one of the cubes out from his cloak*
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