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Post by MightySage on May 12, 2007 22:35:35 GMT -5
Sage: well, the Iron League are essentially the opposite to the Brotherhood, and are formed from a gathering of the Darkest enemys of the Brotherhood.*turns to Sinstra* as for where they are....we dont know. thats kinda why we're in the middle of this odd little castle...so, what exactly do you want?
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Post by SquirrelBoy on May 18, 2007 16:38:42 GMT -5
SB:....wow....
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Post by phantom general on May 18, 2007 22:41:25 GMT -5
Sinstra: other than to kill a few mortals? or was it to prevent my pantheon from falling under their control? meh, either way i get to kill people...
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Post by SquirrelBoy on May 19, 2007 10:06:50 GMT -5
SB: *takes a few steps away from Sinistra*
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Post by phantom general on May 22, 2007 22:17:36 GMT -5
Sinstra: don't worry, i won't kill members of the brotherhood.... except for that annoying bastard rasec, he can eat lead and die for all i care...
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Dec 6, 2007 21:45:39 GMT -5
SB: Okay. *moves closer to Sinstra*
*everyone continues on, deeper into castle*
SB: He-*a trap door opens and SB falls through, it closes before the other can react*
*as SB travels to an unkown fate the other members continue on, deciding it was all they could do*
SB: *fly's out of pipe and lands on his ass* Damn that hurts. *SB finds himself in a cell* Well, this really sucks.
*a cloaked figure appears in front of the cell door*
CF: Well, well, well, what a coincidence meeting you here. *removes his hood to revealing himself to be SBN (don't kill right away, I want to keep him in the story for a little longer)*
SB: H-how did you get out of that soul gem?
SBN: Heh, you expect me to tell you that? *laughs*
SB: *under his voice* I was hoping so.
SBN: Too bad you don't have that Sage to help you now.
SB: My friends will come to get me.
SBN: If they survive.
SB: What?
SBN: As we speak the IL member I was teamed with is tracking them right now, he has orders to kill them.
SB: I am so fucked.....
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Dec 10, 2007 15:11:59 GMT -5
(WOULD SOMEONE FUCKING POST HERE!!!!)
SBN: *walks away laughing maniacly*
SB: Damn it. *looks around and notices the keys hanging on the wall above his cell door* Okay....*grabs keys and unlocks the door*
Little guy in the next cell (Steve): Hey, you, how about helping an old friend?
SB: You wish tiny.
Steve: *stands up and almost hits his head on the cieling which is easily 9 feet high* What was that?
SB: *craps his pants* Uh, I mean, sure. ;D
*after SB unlocked Steves cell and they both had left the prison room*
SB: *reading sign* Let's see, the weapons department is over there to the left.
Steve: *opens door on the left and finds one of the Koopa kids in the bathtub* WTF!?!? *slams door shut* I doubt i'll ever forget that.
SB: Oh, sorry, it was the one on the right.
Steve: *finds the weapons room* What would a dragon need with all this junk?
SB: *looks into the room and finds every weapon ever created, and few that haven't been* What are the Iron league planning to do with all of this?
Steve: *grabs nearest club* Alright, i'm set.
SB: Your kidding, right?
Steve: Uh, no.
SB: *facepalms*
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Post by MightySage on Dec 11, 2007 8:32:40 GMT -5
Sage:*looking at the spot where SB fell*hmm....odd..i wonder if-
*trapholes open up under everyone*
Sage:...damnit.*falls into a dimensional portal to England*....shit...oh well, maybe I can find Shrimpy here....*poofs up a random trasportation device of some sort and sets off in search of Alex's house*
Lee: GAI-SENSEI!!!*he, Gai, and Gaara all fall into the first Bowser battle in Super Mario 64*
Mario:*stops chasing around Bowser* Mama-mia!
Gaara:*wraps his sand around Bowser* No magician around to stop me now.....Sand Coffin.*Bowser blood explodes everywhere* ....hehe.
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Dec 11, 2007 14:07:07 GMT -5
SB: *hears a crash* What was that?
Steve: ..............
SB: Steve? *turns around* Steve? *spots a pile of ashes* Steve, this isn't funny anymore...*starts panicing*
SBN: *jumps down from the ceiling and captures SB in an energy cage* Damn it, I hopind for someone more imortant than you.
SB: Wtf? *gets zapped after trying to touch one of the bars*
SBN: *just walks away*
SB: HEY!! WHAT ABOUT ME!?!
SBN: *continues walking away*
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Dec 12, 2007 13:56:57 GMT -5
SB: Damn Nega self. *notices on and off switch on the side of the cage* That's just pathetic.
Narrator: Were running out of material.
SB: *pushes button and escapes* Now what?
Narrator: .................
SB: Stupid narrators. *something in SB's pants pocket beeps* Huh? *pulls out one of those holographic things from star wars* Where did I get this? *a little holographic version of Steve appears*
Holographic Steve: SB, I ne-*dissapears*
SB: WTF!? *a flashing light idicates the batterys are dead* Ju-*gets sucked into a portal*
*the portal dumps SB right in the middle of a Super Smash Bros. Brawl fight between all of the characters*
Narrator: New challenger, SB.
SB: *looks down and see's that he only has one life, while everyone else has twenty* Damn it.
*a smash ball suddenly appears in the middle of the Temple*
Mario: *throws a fire ball in SB's face and then jumps towards the Smash ball* Suckers. *the other characters all start to make their towards it*
SB: *dodges fireball and using his special move to appear in front of the smash ball* Hmmm....*grabs the ball and transforms into his Nega self* Well, that was odd. *tests his new powers by kicking kicking Lucas in the nuts*
Other characters: *all jump at SB at once*
SB: *jumps into the air, pulls out a spear, and kills all of the characters before any of them have time to react* Now this is more like it.
*SB continues to kick the other characters asses*
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Feb 4, 2008 14:58:27 GMT -5
*the effects of the smash ball didn't last long and SB was quickly killed. Upon his death he was transported to the I am Legend part of the world*
SB: *wakes up* Augh...where am I? *slowly stands up while scanning the surrounding area* Tall aparment buildings, empty streets, and the smell of death......I'm definitley not in Kansas anymore.
*as SB walked through the streets an intense cold began to fill the air*
SB: It sure gets cold awully fast in these parts. *notices a light in a nearby ally* Finally, now I know i'm not alone atleast. *walks over to the ally and comes face to face with a group of zombies* SHIT!!! *runs for his life*
Zombies: *roar and then began pursuing SB*
SB: Bad day, bad day, bad day. *spots a nearby motorcycle that convienently has the keys in the ignition and jumps onto it* Come on baby, start.
*the motorcylce roars to life as the Zombies close in*
SB: *races off as fast as the bike can carry him, dodging zombies as they fill the streets* Where the hells a miracle when you need one?
*a hummer suddenly pulls out fo a nearby street and pulls up next to SB*
Cloaked figure: *opens one of the doors* Give me your hand!
SB: *jumps off the bike and lands in the hummer with the help of the cloaked figure* What the hells going on?
CF: *removes his mask* The citie's been over run with zombies. You, me, and Mr. Muscles up there, *gestures toward the driver* are the only ones left. We were on our way the shelter when we saw you.
Driver: *adjusts the rear-view mirror* You look familiar. Have we met before?
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Feb 8, 2008 22:41:27 GMT -5
SB: Hmmmm.....did you go to the national academy of squirrells?
Driver: Uh....no....
SB: Oh, well then no, I don't believe we have, the names SB.
Driver: George, nice to me you.
CF: And mines Bo-HOLY SHIT!!! WHAT IS THAT!?!?
*George slams on the breaks as the three watch as waves of zombies began climbing on top of each other, creating a huge zombie pyramid*
SBN: *stand on top of nearby building* MUHAHAHA!!!
SB: *gets out of the hummer* This is your plan? To have the zombies make a pyramid?
SBN: *facepalms* No you idiot, my plan was to do this. *fuses the zombies together, creating a massive being out of bodies*
SB: .......shit.....
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Post by MightySage on Feb 9, 2008 13:25:42 GMT -5
*meanwhile, sage had landed in a terrible place, a land of nightmares and horrors previously unknown to any mortal man. Its name is only written in ancient Swedish French II textbooks, and only the greatest minds have been able to deceifer it, yet alone live very long afterwords. It is Lenkfahnsdksd'gniksdseaosteinlandkndsnvbincestsnfidj''fiddles, roughly translated as "Writer's Block".*
MightySage: *twitching on the ground in a pile of his own bile* ....h...help.....*with his last bit of strength he pulls a Portal-in-a-Can out of his cloak and sprays in on the ground under him, dropping him into the Asylum*
*michael jackson then appears in front of alex's cell*ah,your noses will make a fine addition to my collection!now,to hypnotize you!*starts danceing around and singing "thriller"*
*Zoid runs over and throws a bucket of ants on michael jackson*
Zoid: take that
*defelcts it*you cant stop me!now,your nose is mine!*rips of zoidbergs nose,turning him into a mind control slave of michael jackson*now,kill your friends!
Bengl: *eyes now bugging out and is acting all spastic*
Yeaaaaahhhhhgggghhh!!!!!!!!!!!
Bengl leaps on tom of michal jackson and rips hid head off, only to see a smaller one grow in its place*
Bengl: OMFG!!!!!!!!!!! Gimpy: Will you not fire/arrest me if I kill him?
Mightysage: Sure.
Gimpy fires a silver bullet at Michael's 2nd head!
Michael: Owie! ::collapses on floor dead::
Gimpy: Silver bullets always kill werewolves....and whackos....
real zoid walks in
Real Zoid: hay what happened to my zoidbot?
Oggelsby exits his room, naked)
Oggelsby: What's all the noise?
(Everybody stares at him, horrified)
Oggelsby: Oh my God! I'm naked! It's a good thing I'm invisible...
Sage:*watching all this from the end of the corridor* what a bunch of freaks...
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Feb 13, 2008 18:24:01 GMT -5
*Bob and George took off seconds later, leaving SB alone to face the giant zombie, thing* SBN: *laughing* SB: * * Zombie thing: *squishes SB between its fingers, killing him instantly* SBN: Finnally, now that that incest loving nit picker is gone, I no longer have to worry abo-*notices that the zombie are beginning to decompose at an incredible rate* What the hell? *the mass of zombies give out one last screech before dissapearing, as a lone figure standing on the roof of a nearby building speaks up* Mystery figure: Hey, dipshit, over here. SBN: *turns* How are you still alive?
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Feb 22, 2008 10:20:28 GMT -5
SB (the mystery figure, duh): *now glowing a strange green* I'm alive thanks to punks like you. While I was building my cloning machine I figured out how to travel between dimensions. Figuring Sage would mess up the universe sooner or later I sought out the SB's of other dimensions. Once I had taken a portion of their energy sources I stored it in a special canister that I made of the same material as a soul gem. Just before your zombie thing killed me I smashed open the case, the energy, seeking a host, entered my body. I now have power rivaling that of Shadow king, you know, the one that locked you up. SBN: Impossible, your a mortal, you can't control that kind of power. SB: Correction, I was a mortal, and have full control over my powers, unlike you. SBN: *realizes he doesn't stand a chance* Oh shit. SB: *pulls a large green and purple sword from behind his back* I'll give you five seconds to surrender. SBN: Heh, fuck you. *turns dial on his staff, turning it into a similar looking sword and releases a black and green substance that raises his power as well* SB: Fine, have it your way. *mortal combat 3 music begins playing*
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