Twisted World Part II: All Your Base...

[SquirrelBoy]

SB: *drops to one knee as yet another quake shakes the ground* No clones and no magic. *sighs as he gets back up and a light flickers on behind him creating one of those cheesy scenes where the hero announces his plan or does something heroic* Guess it's time.

*nearby wall explodes and several severely mutated Aliens from the Alien movies burst through screaming*

SB: *turns on his heel and starts hauling ass* Shit, of all the times to not have a weapon. *spots and grabs a metal pipe sticking out of the rubble as he runs* ACTIVATE LAB DEFENSES SHIELA(his labs A.I.) CODE ALPHA!!!!

*two turrets pop out of the wall and begin firing at the aliens and barely even draw their attention*

SB: Shit, are there any remaining droids?

Shiela: Two. Sending them out now.

SB: Prep the suit too. Acess code 372. And seal any doorways other than those between me and the suit.

Shiela: Activating full system lock now. Droids two minutes away and new enemy contacts have appeared. Cameras are down so I have no way of telling what they are.

*wall explodes and sends SB flying*

[Arnold]

Nice, but what does this have to do with WW2?

[SquirrelBoy]

(What the hell are you talking about Arnold? )

SBN: *steps out of the smoke with an evil grin on his face*

SB: *charges him and has the pipe inches from SBN's face when he lashes out and grabs* THE FUCK!?!

SBN: *pushes SB back against the wall with his other hand as he twirls the pipe around* How pathetic.

SB: Ho-how did you do that?

SBN: *removes his gloves revealing a state of the art robo hand* I figured it was time for an upgrade. *bends the pipe in half with ease and tosses it off to his right, killing one of the Aliens as it embeds itself into its head*

SB: *pulls out the pistol he keeps in his back pocket and puts a round into SBN's shoulder*

SBN: *grabs his shoulder as he drops to his knee* You little son of a-*Alien tackles him*

SB: *making a mad dash for the safety room as SBN struggles with the Alien* Sheila, close door number 48 now!

*a meter thick titanium steel door slams behind SB as he just makes it through and crushes one the Aliens underneath*

[Arnold]

Ohhhh, Twisted World Part II, not World War II.

Lol.

[SquirrelBoy]

*face-palm*

[SquirrelBoy]

(I know this is kinda a cheesy cliche scene with the whole armor deal, but I can't come up with anything very original and you guys not posting isn't helping )

SB: The droids Sheila, where are they?

Sheila: Neutralizing several threatening life forms. Also, your nega self has disappeared from any active cam-camera #4 has just been lost. Picking up sings of life near it.

SB: Any idea what it is?

Sheila: Negative. Though it looks to be one figure.

SB: Send the droids there ASAP. *hits a switch on the wall and types in a seven digit code opening a hatch next to him* Always did hate this thing. *jumps in and begins his descent further into his base*

*cut to SBN in what looks like Bowsers castle*

SBN: Damn it, Dave is going to have my head if I don't get that idiot version of myself. *pain lances through his right shoulder* Damn it, Garsul, I thought you said these implants would keep away any pain.

*a cloaked figure walking on several appendages sticking out of his back steps out of the shadows*

Garsul: *in a gruff and almost incomprehensible voice* That I did, but I also said they take time to become fully active. Your the fool who rushed back into battle after hardly surviving your last encounter with that Squirrelboy character.

SBN: *pulls a knife off the table and brings it up to where Garsul's throat looks to be* He got lucky.

Garsul: *sighs as he seems to melt away into the shadows and reappear on the other side of the table* Face it, he's stronger than you. Your not even a true negative. Just a pawn in Dave's plan. Which I must admit, is quite genius.

SBN: You'd think so wouldn't you? As long as you get to kiss his fat ass. *storms out of the room still clutching his shoulder*

Garsul: *reveals one his scaly hands as he pulls out a clock from his cloak and flips it open. On one side there is an ever twisting cloud of darkness, and on the other a small sun glowing brightly as the single hand slowly moves from either side at the top* Hmmmm....Interesting. In all my millennium of existence I've never seen it do this. Something is truly wrong. *sticks the clock back inside his cloak as he walks off and the sound of his "legs" clattering across the floor echo throughout the dark room*

[phantom general]

[meanwhile, tamriel.]

*a warp storm paints the sky dark red, soon afterwards, the chaos space marines of the world eaters legion arrives, literally killing everything in their path, claiming skulls for Khrone's skull throne and generally proving that they are mindless berzerkers wielding such weapons as chainswords and chainaxes*

[SquirrelBoy]

SB: *sliding down a metal tube* Next time I'm installing an elevator. *slides out and lands on a large mat in an open circular room with a single tube in the middle* The suit ready Sheila?

Sheila: Awaiting the access code. *static sound fills the room* Power f-failing.

SB: Activate your download now. *makes a break for the tube in the middle where the suit is* I'm not leaving you behind.

Sheila: D-download at h-half p-per-percent.

SB: *punches in the code as fast as he can as a the tube begins unlocking* Shit, it's taking too long. *tries to pry the tube open faster*

Sheila: D-download c-com-ple-*power shuts off, leaving SB in the dark*

SB: *pulls out a mini flashlight and turns it on, revealing a shitload of Aliens surrounding him, acid dripping from their waiting mouths* SON OF A BITCH!!!!

[SquirrelBoy]

*wall explodes and the two droids burst through (looking like a cross between the droids that roll up in Star wars and Arnold like Terminator from one of the movies) and begin firing at the aliens*

SB: *elbows the nearest Alien in the chest before opening fire with his pistol* Beta formation now!

Droids: *drop and roll into a semi-circular "ball" and open fire with the guns on their side as they speed towards the alien, one headed toward SB*

SB:*grabs onto the arm of one of the droids and continues firing as hes pulled out of harms way* Sheila I-Damn, thats right. *pulls out a halo-pad like the one Steve had shown up on and turns it on* You there? *a tall brunette figure appears*

Sheila: Yes, but I have no control over any systems.

SB: Damn, that complicates things. What about if I insert the pad into one of the droids?

Sheila: I'm afrai-Wait a minute, I'm getting a transmission. Shall I patch it through?

SB: No.

Steve: *appears on the halo-pad* SB? Can you hear me?

SB: STEVE!?!

Steve: Look, I don't have much time, he knows I'm here.

SB: Who?

Steve: You need to stop your nega-self. His imbalance here is causing the quakes.

SB: What about you?

Steve: Don't worry about me, we'll see each other again. Ju-*pauses as though he was just stabbed and is pulled off to the side*

Garsul: So, you're Squirrelboy, eh? A pleasure to meet you.

SB: The pleasures all mine, Garsul.

Garsul: I see you remember me.

SB: How could I forget such an ugly face?

Garsul: And here I was thinking you were above such petty insults. Ah well, the real reason I'm here was simply to murder your little friend here. *drags Steve back into view, his body now hanging limply*

SB: You sick son of a bitch.

Garsul: *tosses the body of to the side* I prefer slightly insane. *shuts off his halo-pad*

Sheila: What are going to do now?

SB: Finish this thing.

[SquirrelBoy]

SB: *starts putting on his armor, which looks like a cross between the Mark V Halo suit and the one in Dead Space* You done running the droids diagnostics?

Sheila: Yes. Both are at full running capacity.

SB: Good. *gos to pick up his helmet and has a flash back to his childhood where his bike helmet has been super glued to his head*............ What? Were you expecting a pink Bengl covered in leeches gag?

Sheila: Yes, well, talking to yourself aside, how do you plan on defeating SBN? You no longer have that energy from your clones.

SB: *snaps gauntlet in place* Not exactly.

Sheila: Sources don't show any other means of defeating him though.

SB: I figured I'd need a second dose of power for some reason, so I split up what I collected. Thing is, I kinda hid the 7 cubes on separate continents and now that the universe is one fucked up place, well, you know.

Sheila: *turns red* WHY IN THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?! IT DEFIES ALL RATIONAL LOGIC IN SUCH A CASE!!!

SB: I don't know. It just seemed like the right thing to do. So shut your trap and lets get going.

Sheila: This from the guy who's traveled to other dimensions, created billions of clones of himself, programmed me, and figured out how to set the clock on the VCR.

SB: *shrugs* I just go with the flow.

[SquirrelBoy]

SB: *in a place that can best be described as Naruto, Sailor moon, and Bleach rolled into one while high on meth* My scanner says the first one should be around here somewhe-SWEET MOTHER OF GOD!!!!

Gai: *struts a pose while wearing a sailor moon outfit and a spedo, his package in plain view. And I mean PLAIN view* Hello there my youthful friend of youthfulness.

SB: *starts throwing up* FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT'S HOLY!!! MAKE THE IMAGE GO AWAY!!! *pulls out a small purple bluish ball and drops it on the ground opening a portal beneath him and then dropping him near the hot springs of whats left of the Naruto universe* I-I don't think I'll ever be able to get rid of that image. *hears snickering/giggling nearby* Wait a second, I know that voice. *turns around and finds Jiraiya obviously peeping on some girls in the hot springs* Wait a second, didn't I do this same thing in the first part?

Jiraiya: *turns around with a drop of blood coming out of his nose* Shut up, your gonna blow my cover.

SB: On one conditon, you tell me if you've seen this. *hands him a picture of one of the energy cubes*

Sheila: You keep a picture with you?

SB: Shut up, this is a stressful job.

Jiraiya: Yeah, right here. *pulls out he cube* Naruto had it in that little frog thing of his.

SB: *takes the cube* Well, that was pretty gay, but whatever. *slides the cube into his gauntlet and tosses down another portal ball* One down seven to go.

Sheila: You mean six, right?

SB: Yeah, what'd I say?

Sheila: *face-palm*

[SquirrelBoy]

SB: *drops out of the portal on the edge of a mountain on a humid and tropical planet* God damn it.

Sheila: What?

SB: *takes cover behind some rocks as a ship flies over head, it's hull ablaze* Son of a fucking bitch.

Sheila: Where are we?

SB: *sighs deeply* Were in the part of the universe, well, actually it's technically the multi-verse, but that's not important now. Were where every un-written story, book, movie, whatever, gos. In this case, it's one of mine.

Sheila: Which one?

SB: I never got to a name.

Sheila: Well then just use another portal ball to get us out of here.

SB: I kinda only had two.

Sheila: So we're stuck on a planet in the middle of a universe tearing itself apart with no way of escaping?

SB: Not exactly. *lifts up the binoculars hanging around his neck* It should be, AH!! There they are. *zooms in the smoke from where the ship landed*

[SquirrelBoy]

SB: *takes off the upper arm and legs pieces of his armor. Leaving his chest piece, shoulder pieces, gauntlet where Sheila is, and backpack* The gravity here isn't as strong as on Earth, so I should be able to slide down without too much trouble.

Sheila: What do you mean "slide down"?!

SB: *pulls a folded up snowboard/skateboard out of his back pack, unfolds it, and straps himself in*

Sheila: You can't possibly think you can ride that thing down the side of a mountain.

SB: Watch me. *kicks off and gets a bit of air as he rides down the steep mountain side*

[MightySage]

Major update tomorrow, so get ready.

[SquirrelBoy]

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