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Omegle
Oct 5, 2009 22:47:22 GMT -5
Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Oct 5, 2009 22:47:22 GMT -5
omegle.com/I LOVE this website. You get connected to talk to a random stranger. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST You: LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS You: TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST You: TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE Stranger: to train them is my cause Stranger: I will travel across the land searching far and wide You: EACH POKEMON TO UNDERSTAND THE POWER THAT'S INSIIIIIDE Stranger: pokemon gotta catch em all You: ITS YOU AND ME Stranger: i know it's my destiny You: POKEMON GOTTA CATCH EM ALL Stranger: oh your my best friend in a world we must defend You: POKEMON GOTTA CATCH EM ALL Stranger: a heart so true, our courage will pull us through You: YOU TEACH ME AND I'LL TEACH YOU Stranger: Pokemon!! gotta catch em all You: GOTTA CATCH EM ALL POKEMON Stranger: THAT WAS AWESOME You: YEAH You: Wanna sing the rest? Stranger: nah..lol Stranger: where are you from? You: EVERY CHALLENGE ALONG THE WAY WITH COURAGE I'LL FACE You: I WILL BATTLE EVERY DAY TO CLAIM MY RIGHTFUL PLACE You: COME WITH ME THE TIME IS RIGHT, THERES NO BETTER TEAM Stranger: on and on well win the fight You: IT'S ALWAYS BEEN OUR DREEEEAAAAM Stranger: ok that's good lol You: fine... You have disconnected.
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Omegle
Oct 5, 2009 22:48:46 GMT -5
Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Oct 5, 2009 22:48:46 GMT -5
Second time didn't go so well...
Stranger: I LIKE MANY SEX You: I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST You: LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS You: TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST Stranger: TO CATCHE THEM IS MY PURPOSE You: .... Stranger: OOPS TYPO You: fuck you... You have disconnected.
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Omegle
Oct 6, 2009 10:53:33 GMT -5
Post by SquirrelBoy on Oct 6, 2009 10:53:33 GMT -5
Epic win sauce Bengl. EPIC MOTHER FUCKING WIN SAUCE!
I'll have to check it out after school.
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Omegle
Oct 6, 2009 15:26:04 GMT -5
Post by MightySage on Oct 6, 2009 15:26:04 GMT -5
...My god, I gotta do an Epic Fail de-motivator now involving "TO CATCHE THEM IS MY PURPOSE" now...
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Omegle
Oct 6, 2009 17:50:47 GMT -5
Post by SquirrelBoy on Oct 6, 2009 17:50:47 GMT -5
Yes Sage, you must.
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Omegle
Oct 6, 2009 17:59:28 GMT -5
Post by SquirrelBoy on Oct 6, 2009 17:59:28 GMT -5
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hey Stranger: hi Stranger: m/f You: Female You: You? Stranger: male You: Want to sing the Pokemon theme song with me? Stranger: u want to have computer sex You: Gotta catch 'em all? D= Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Arnold
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Omegle
Oct 6, 2009 23:18:54 GMT -5
Post by Arnold on Oct 6, 2009 23:18:54 GMT -5
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: i wana cyber Stranger: do you You: yeah Stranger: ok i am female u male You: are you actually female? Stranger: yep You: liar Stranger: what i am not a liar Stranger: i relly am a girl You: show me them titties You: lawlzz Stranger: i dont have a cam You: ok im guessing you're a 46 year old man You: just throwing that out there Stranger: no Stranger: i am not MAN Stranger: STOP SAYING THAT\ Stranger: ok You: well you wont show me them titties so i cant know Stranger: i wold but i dont have a cam You: i see You: so are you an attractive female? Stranger: yep You: now i know you're lying Stranger: what Stranger: relly Stranger: i am female You: whats your height and weight You: in metric You: im from canada i dont touch that imperial shit Stranger: i am not telling you that a woman never tells You: c'mon Stranger: let me tell you my boobs way 1 lb ech Stranger: huge boobs You: ok but i still need your height and weight, because what if you're like 3 feet with 1 pouind boobs wouldnt that be awkward You: like a midget Stranger: ok ASS HOLE MY MOM IS A MIGET BUT I AM NOT You: wtf, why would you call your own mom a midget? You: the correct term is little people Stranger: well i perfre to say what it relly is Stranger: ok Stranger: my mom told me to call her that Stranger: RELLY You: how can i trust you if you wont show me your 1 pound titties Stranger: i told you I DONT HAVE A CAM Stranger: ok ask me anything a girl wold khowe You: ok... You: uh... You: how often do you have your period Stranger: ones a month Stranger: dahhh You: how many days do you bleed for? Stranger: ummmm well i last well 5 day it is teribal Your conversational partner has disconnected.
By the way, I'M NOT INTO CYBERING. I just wanted to see "her" reaction.
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Arnold
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Omegle
Oct 6, 2009 23:30:54 GMT -5
Post by Arnold on Oct 6, 2009 23:30:54 GMT -5
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey, tell me about yourself You: hi You: rafghan You: my name is rafghan You: from uzbekistan You: you are from? Stranger: well, i'm from the US You: very good You: come to uzbekistan You: very nice You: lots of nature Stranger: pass Stranger: what do you like to do? You: fuck you then You have disconnected.
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Omegle
Oct 7, 2009 0:23:35 GMT -5
Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Oct 7, 2009 0:23:35 GMT -5
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Get the fuck down! You: Fucking jump! You: JUMP! Stranger: Hi, I like boobies. You: Get the fuck down from there! Stranger: MAKE ME BITCH You: I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU Stranger: DO SOMETHIN Stranger: dude Stranger: I'll fucking kill you Stranger: that rape shit isn't funny You: DROP YOUR PANTS AND GRAB YOUR TOES You: I'M GONNA SHOW YA WHERE THE WILD GOOSE GOES Your conversational partner has disconnected.
NOTE: Bengl does not condone rape
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Omegle
Oct 7, 2009 16:14:16 GMT -5
Post by MightySage on Oct 7, 2009 16:14:16 GMT -5
LMFAO
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Omegle
Oct 7, 2009 16:43:55 GMT -5
Post by SquirrelBoy on Oct 7, 2009 16:43:55 GMT -5
I rofl'd
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Arnold
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Omegle
Oct 7, 2009 23:05:17 GMT -5
Post by Arnold on Oct 7, 2009 23:05:17 GMT -5
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: i'll do anything u tell me You: ok lets have a philosophical discussion Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Omegle
Oct 8, 2009 11:22:01 GMT -5
Post by SquirrelBoy on Oct 8, 2009 11:22:01 GMT -5
Lol Arnold, I got one like that the other day. I tried to convince him to sing "Fat Bottom girls" with me but he left.
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Omegle
Oct 8, 2009 23:00:51 GMT -5
Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Oct 8, 2009 23:00:51 GMT -5
Stranger: if ur horny dont talk to me if ur gay dont talk to me if ur expecting pictures or webcam dont talk to me still have something to say? You: Thank you. Stranger: no prob Stranger: girl or boy? You: Neither. Stranger: trans You: I'm an Epibentchic sponge. You: =D Stranger: funnyy You: You Chordates... Shooting DNA into eachother to mate... Stranger: i dont understand u bye Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Omegle
Oct 9, 2009 8:09:32 GMT -5
Post by SquirrelBoy on Oct 9, 2009 8:09:32 GMT -5
I rofl'd
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