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Omegle
Oct 11, 2009 18:52:11 GMT -5
Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Oct 11, 2009 18:52:11 GMT -5
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: heyyy You: hello Stranger: asl? You: 13/f/atlanta Stranger: 20 london m You: cool Stranger: have you been to london? You: no, i hear its nice Stranger: come to msn Stranger: give me msn You: Hi, I'm Chris Hansen, Dateline NBC. You: Why don't you have a seat. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Omegle
Oct 11, 2009 20:46:13 GMT -5
Post by SquirrelBoy on Oct 11, 2009 20:46:13 GMT -5
This just in! Bengl has just unleashed levels of pwn-age like never before!
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Omegle
Oct 12, 2009 15:01:16 GMT -5
Post by MightySage on Oct 12, 2009 15:01:16 GMT -5
Nice one, lol.
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Omegle
Oct 15, 2009 0:31:40 GMT -5
Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Oct 15, 2009 0:31:40 GMT -5
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Apparently, Spiderman can fly... You: www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4_J2486Csc&Stranger: hi im a rich nigerian prince Stranger: you wanna make lots of money You: Am I? Stranger: i have special deal for you You: Isn't nigeria a republic? Stranger: no, i am princeof it You: Of course you are. Stranger: now give me your banking information and i will make you rich Stranger: are you affraid to be rich? You: I don't have a bank account. You: I'm trying to get the IRS to think I'm dead. Stranger: you dont want to have living dreams You: The IRS has to back off before I can have those. Stranger: Irish terrorists? You: That's the IRA. You: IRS are the people in the US trying to keep the little people down. Stranger: look, im going to be honest. im trying to start a cult and need money for a compound You: You don't need money for a compound, you just need to find an abandoned one. Stranger: hmm, good idea. you sound smart. ever thought of joining a cult? Stranger: i could use a good second You: I'm already in one. You: IÄ! IÄ! CTHULHU FHTAGN! Stranger: I think im going to center it around Obama You: As the Messiah? You: Good money in that... Stranger: Yes Stranger: Thats what i figure You: About 15%, probably more, of the US population probably already believes that. Stranger: just look at global warming. coolest year in a decade. Obama has fought back global warming with sheer willpower Stranger: its his first miricle You: Looks like you're off to a good start. You: Best of luck. You have disconnected. That was interesting...
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Omegle
Oct 15, 2009 8:08:22 GMT -5
Post by SquirrelBoy on Oct 15, 2009 8:08:22 GMT -5
Nice Bengl, very, very, nice.
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Arnold
Iron Bane
Page Centurion
Posts: 4,367
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Omegle
Oct 15, 2009 15:19:08 GMT -5
Post by Arnold on Oct 15, 2009 15:19:08 GMT -5
Stranger: hi im a rich nigerian prince Stranger: you wanna make lots of money You: Am I? Stranger: i have special deal for you You: Isn't nigeria a republic? Took me a while to get that, republics have no monarchs, that's a good one.
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WarmrootBeer
Dragoon
A Josh Recruit
Chin up, squire, and do not fret the veil before you!
Posts: 2,041
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Omegle
Oct 19, 2009 20:48:10 GMT -5
Post by WarmrootBeer on Oct 19, 2009 20:48:10 GMT -5
Not a funny one, but the dude was chill as hell! Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: heyoo Stranger: what's up You: not much, just putting off homework, you? Stranger: same here... You: Stranger: from? You: Wisconsin You: you? Stranger: korea You: oh, very nice Stranger: why? You: just making small talk Stranger: haha You: so what kind of music do you like? Stranger: RnBm, how about u? You: Reggae and blues You: i do enjoy some RnB as well, though Stranger: yeah? Stranger: do you know any kind of musician in korea? You: no, ): sorry Stranger: that's all right.. Stranger: anyway, have a good day! see ya
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Omegle
Nov 15, 2009 16:06:55 GMT -5
Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Nov 15, 2009 16:06:55 GMT -5
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hye You: hello Stranger: You: Yep. Stranger: male or female ? You: Neither. You: I'man epibenthic sponge. You: =D Stranger: that suposed to be funny ?? oO You: No... You: It's true...=( Stranger: okay... Stranger: wher d'you live then ?? You: Truth doesn't always have to be funny... You: The south Atlantic. Stranger: and how d'you do to connect ?? You: With SCIENCE. Stranger: that's fuckin weurd oO Stranger: oO You: Shut up, Chordate... You: Injecting DNA into eachother to reproduce.... You: You make me sick! Stranger: Chordate ?? oO Stranger: da fuck is that ?? oO You: Any species with an internal skeleton. Stranger: mn'ah okay..... Stranger: that sucks You: I don't have time for this You: I have to filter feed You: g'bye You have disconnected.
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Omegle
Nov 15, 2009 17:26:51 GMT -5
Post by SquirrelBoy on Nov 15, 2009 17:26:51 GMT -5
Rofl. That was a great one Bengl.
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Omegle
Dec 13, 2009 13:36:41 GMT -5
Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Dec 13, 2009 13:36:41 GMT -5
Stranger: 19/m/gay wanna play on cam together? You: Ok You: BUT FIRST You: You have to answer this question You: Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Omegle
Dec 13, 2009 23:09:21 GMT -5
Post by SquirrelBoy on Dec 13, 2009 23:09:21 GMT -5
I lol'd
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Omegle
Dec 19, 2009 15:54:57 GMT -5
Post by MightySage on Dec 19, 2009 15:54:57 GMT -5
*brain farts trying to figure out question*
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Omegle
Jan 16, 2010 3:36:10 GMT -5
Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Jan 16, 2010 3:36:10 GMT -5
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi You: You have to listen to me! You: I'm from the future! Stranger: okeyyyyyyyy You: On September 11th, 2001 there wil be a terrorist attack on the world trade center! You: thousands will die! Stranger: 2001 has passed You: wait, what? You: What year is it? Stranger: and your retarded You: my retarded what? Stranger: your a liar theres no such thing as "from the future" You: My a liar? You: Dammit, what year is it!? Stranger: yes you Stranger: 2078 You: DAMMIT You: I only went back one year!? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Omegle
Jan 21, 2010 21:49:12 GMT -5
Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Jan 21, 2010 21:49:12 GMT -5
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: heyyy Stranger: asl?? You: WHOOP You: WHOOP You: WHOOP You: WHOOP You: WHOOP You: WHOOP You: WHOOP You: WHOOP You: WHOOP You: WHOOP You: WHOOP You: WHOOP You: WHOOP You: WHOOP You: WHOOP You: WHOOP You: WHOOP You: WHOOP You: WHOOP You: WHOOP You: WHOOP You: WHOOP You: WHOOP You: WHOOP Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Omegle
Jan 22, 2010 10:31:09 GMT -5
Post by SquirrelBoy on Jan 22, 2010 10:31:09 GMT -5
Lmao
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