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Omegle
Oct 9, 2009 15:23:45 GMT -5
Post by MightySage on Oct 9, 2009 15:23:45 GMT -5
GAH!! Everytime I try to do something funny, the dame Stranger never gets the reference!!
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Omegle
Oct 9, 2009 15:25:30 GMT -5
Post by MightySage on Oct 9, 2009 15:25:30 GMT -5
...Damnit, they got me....
Omegle conversation log 2009-10-09 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hey. You: This was a triumph. You: I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. You: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Stranger: hi :D You: Aperture Science Stranger: yeh .O) You: We do what we must Stranger: i can understand Stranger: i'm fron sweden You: Oh, I see. Stranger: i'm dab on english Stranger: bad* You: Its a song from a video game. You: I'm in the US. Stranger: well why do you wtight it to me ? :d Stranger: :D You: no reason really, I was just joking around. Stranger: hiihihi :D Stranger: i live that Stranger: you whant to know a song i like? You: sure. Stranger: And masturbate me, masturbate me Then slurp it from your palm Like a dry desert soaking up rain Soaking up sun Like a dry desert soaking up rain Soaking up sun Stranger: Texas is the reason that the presidents dead You gotta suck, suck, jackie suck Stranger: misfits! :d You: lol, epic. Stranger: :d Stranger: misfts is the best :D You have disconnected.
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Omegle
Oct 9, 2009 15:45:56 GMT -5
Post by MightySage on Oct 9, 2009 15:45:56 GMT -5
Omegle conversation log 2009-10-09 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hey. Stranger: hi.. looking for horny girl.. You: ok. You: so.... Stranger: so.. Stranger: u a horny girl that likes cock? You: sure. Stranger: got pics? You: sure, hold on a sec... You: You: That make you horny? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Omegle
Oct 9, 2009 15:59:31 GMT -5
Post by SquirrelBoy on Oct 9, 2009 15:59:31 GMT -5
Do I dare ask what the image was of?
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Omegle
Oct 10, 2009 12:11:26 GMT -5
Post by MightySage on Oct 10, 2009 12:11:26 GMT -5
...It was that one, SB. the one thats on the page right now...
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Omegle
Oct 10, 2009 12:11:41 GMT -5
Post by MightySage on Oct 10, 2009 12:11:41 GMT -5
lol.
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Omegle
Oct 10, 2009 15:17:07 GMT -5
Post by MightySage on Oct 10, 2009 15:17:07 GMT -5
Omegle conversation log2009-10-10 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: whats you craziest sex fantasy? You: It involves a 500 lb octopus, a jar of peaches, and the guy who played Borat. Stranger: wow You: I know. Stranger: thats really crazy Stranger: whats the peaches for? You: Thats a surprise. Stranger: oh Stranger: so, your from? You: US Stranger: you dont wanna talk more You: I answered the question, lol. You: Where are you from? Stranger: but you can make questions to Stranger: portugal You: Ah, I see. Stranger: or you just answer? Stranger: whats your age? You: 14. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Damn, and I tried real hard to scare him off with the Borat thing...
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Omegle
Oct 10, 2009 15:25:30 GMT -5
Post by MightySage on Oct 10, 2009 15:25:30 GMT -5
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Wild pikachu has appeared! You: What will Stranger do? Stranger: ASL! OH NO! You: Stranger used ASL! You: Its not very effective... You: Wild Pikachu used Thunder! You: IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE! Stranger: Stranger dodges thunder Stranger: No Stranger: you're wrong Stranger: i fucking dodged it you fucking asshole You: PROVE IT. Stranger: cunt, don't fucking make shit up Stranger: i'll prove it with my balls up your ass You: Wild Pikachu used Hyper Beam! Stranger: OH NOOOOOOOOOOO You: IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!! Stranger: FUCK Stranger: i'm hit! Stranger: OFFICER DOWN You: Stranger is out of useable Pokemon! Stranger whited out! You have disconnected.
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Omegle
Oct 10, 2009 15:35:05 GMT -5
Post by MightySage on Oct 10, 2009 15:35:05 GMT -5
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hoi You: hiya. Stranger: were do you come from? You: the womb. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Omegle
Oct 10, 2009 15:52:33 GMT -5
Post by MightySage on Oct 10, 2009 15:52:33 GMT -5
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hello Stranger: how are you Stranger: asl You: pretty good. Stranger: okey You: 12/f/usa Stranger: 16 M amsterdam netherlands;) You: cool, lol Stranger: thx You: so...whats going on? Stranger: im verry bored Stranger: u? You: me too. Stranger: are u here much? You: sometimes. Stranger: me 3 Stranger: me2 You: lol Stranger: so Stranger: talking aBOUT Porno:P You: what about? Stranger: sex Stranger: i have a dick its1 Stranger: 16inc You: thats nice. Stranger: do you ever mastrubate You: maybe... You: why? Stranger: i dont know Stranger: im a little bit horney:$ You: wanna cyber? Stranger: yes okey You: NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to violation of United States federal law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons to the F.B.I. Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 3744956127. Failure to do so within the next 15 minutes will result in your IP address being entered in our criminal database and prosecution. Your IP address has been recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while ref code 3744956127 is entered into the database. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I've always wanted to do that to someone...
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Omegle
Oct 10, 2009 16:26:07 GMT -5
Post by SquirrelBoy on Oct 10, 2009 16:26:07 GMT -5
Stop posting pictures of my girlfriend Sage! And I rofl'd at that last one.
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Omegle
Oct 11, 2009 15:19:04 GMT -5
Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Oct 11, 2009 15:19:04 GMT -5
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Sup. You: hi Stranger: I'm from the future. You: who's president? You: Assuming the government is still intact... You: It's fallen apart by now, hasn't it? Stranger: Enrico Chavez, till his assasination. Now we're kind of in a dictatorship ran by the remaining presidential cabinet. You: bummer. Stranger: At least it wasn't Condeliza Rice. You: ha... You: what manner of dictatorship is it? Stranger: The martial law kind of dictatorship. You: hm. You: I can live with that. Stranger: No one ever expected the Mexicans to invade... That's also why the president was assasinated. You: They were invading long before he was elected... Stranger: Yeah, but they were armed this time. Stranger: Texas was almost destroyed. You: They decided to finish the job on the Alamo? Stranger: Yeah, ironically. You: ha. Stranger: There was another last stand battle in San Antonio. You: well, that's all I need to know. Stranger: Cool. You have disconnected.
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Arnold
Iron Bane
Page Centurion
Posts: 4,367
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Omegle
Oct 11, 2009 15:45:07 GMT -5
Post by Arnold on Oct 11, 2009 15:45:07 GMT -5
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Arnold
Iron Bane
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Posts: 4,367
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Omegle
Oct 11, 2009 15:54:51 GMT -5
Post by Arnold on Oct 11, 2009 15:54:51 GMT -5
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: m2 Stranger: 1 Stranger: hey You: no You: unacceptable Stranger: whut? You: m2 You: 1 You: i dont touch that shit Stranger: really Stranger: Stranger: do you do drugs? You: yeah man there was this guy i knew who did it and he got eaten by a lion Stranger: u sound like a crackie Stranger: sorry Stranger: no oofence You: none taken but i dont do crack You: i do pokemanz Stranger: whut? You: i mean "catching 'em all" is just another way of saying lets all get hooked on catching these creatures and putting them inside this balls where god knows what is happening to them You: when is it gonna end man? You: when... Stranger: now Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Omegle
Oct 11, 2009 18:35:13 GMT -5
Post by SquirrelBoy on Oct 11, 2009 18:35:13 GMT -5
I must be doing something wrong, I never get good ones like you guys.
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