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Post by MightySage on Jan 6, 2007 17:01:58 GMT -5
*beaten up and blood splattered(except Gaara,whos to cool to get blood on himself),sage and the ninjas arrive at the Hell Hole*
Sage:ok, the portal to the next world should be here...*looks at lee,whos gaping up into the sky* hey lee,whats up?
Lee: that thing.*points to Cyber-Demon,which is staring down at them and pointing its rocket launcher arm at them*
Sage: damnit Gaara!i told you to keep a look out!
Gaara:.......*shrugs*
Cyber demon: fires rocket*
Sage: Gah!*tries to make a magic shield, but fails* crap! my magic wont work with all the energy created buy the mixed up dimensions!*starts running away with lee,but turns around when he notices gaara doesn't move*what are you-
Gaara: Last Absolute Defense: Shield of Shukaku. *all of Gaara's sand comes together to form a wierd toy demon thing twice his hight,which takes the blow the the attack*
Lee: woohoo!!!*jumps up and down*
Gaara:*dissolves statue back into sand and does a few hand signs* Quicksand in the Style of a Waterfall.* his sand becomes a giant tsunami size wave,hitting ang covering up the cyber demon*
sage:....where did he get all that sand?
Gaara: *slams palms againest sand* Sand imperial Funeral.*shock waves go through the sand as the dying screams of the Dyber Demon are heard*
Sage and Lee:...eep...
Gaara:*gathers up sand*come on. lets go.* walks into portal*
Sage: hey, dont leave us behind!*runs into the portal with lee*
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Jan 6, 2007 17:27:33 GMT -5
(Three hour's have passed since Mr. Roger's found SB)
SB: WOULD YOU SHUT UP ALREADY ABOUT ALL THIS LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP CRAP!!!
Mr. Roger's: What have I told you about yelling and saying shutup?
SB: You said if I do it one more time i'll have to eat another bowl of spinach.
Mr. Roger's: *die's of old age*
SB: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Now who's gonna read me my bedtime story?
*a portal opens and sucks in SB*
(After a freaky trip through the portal SB lands in the Naruto thread)
SB:HOT HOT HOT!!!
(SB landed in the hot springs)
SB: Stupid portal.
*notices Jiraiya looking into the women's bath*
SB: -_-
*walks over to Jiraiya*
SB: Have you seen a Wizard guy by any chance?
Jiraiya: No, now go away.
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Jan 6, 2007 17:39:03 GMT -5
Bengl, who had been turned into a cow, walked into world of warcraft
Bengl: Well, this sucks...
a gnome mage and a dwarf hunter walked into the clearing.
Gnome: Hey, Wanna see somthing funny?
Dwarf: Sure, lad.
Gnome: *Turns bengl cow into a sheep*
Dwarf: HA! Ye Turned the Sheep into a cow!
Bengl:*looking pissed* This is why I play on the horde...
*dwarf and gnome are ambushed and killed by an undead rouge*
Undead Rouge: That was fun.
Bengl: Kickass!
Undead Rouge: Hey, A Sheep! I can make some wool bangages now!
Bengl: Uh oh...
Bengl ran as fast as he could with the undead rogue close behind.
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Post by MightySage on Jan 6, 2007 17:51:14 GMT -5
*Sage and Lee stumble into an what looks like a play room*
Sage: ok....where are we now?and wheres Gaara?
Lee: umm...i think i found him...*points to Gaara,cowering in the corner*
Gaara:*shivering* s-so.....EVIL!!
Sage*feels vibrations from something heading their way* oh no....
Barney:*breaks through the wall*I LOVE YOU!YOU LOVE ME!!!
Gaara:*screams and runs away*
Sage: KILL IT!!!!*fires BFG he picked up in delta labs at barney,but it doesn't seems to have any effect*CRAP!!!
Lee: *gets into fighting stance*this is to much youth,even for i,Rock Lee, The Handsome Devil of the Village Hidden in the Leafs!Prepare to die!*takes of leg wieghts and throws them at barney,knocking him into the next room*
Barney: walks back in* you cannot defeat me lee,for i am...YOUR SENSAI!!
Lee: NO!!!its not true!
Barney:takes of head to reveal himself as Gai-Sensai*LEE!!
Lee:GAI-SENSAI!!!
Gai: LEE!!!
Lee: GAI-SENSAI!!
Gai: LEE!!!
Lee: GAI-SENSAI!!!*the two run to each other and hug*
Sage*grabs Gaara* quick,lets get out of here!*runs through opened portal*
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Jan 6, 2007 19:13:54 GMT -5
(sometime has passed since Alex fell to the Earth and landed on top of HAL, in a satirical crossover between "2001: a Space Odyssey" and "Dr. Strangelove", which followed on from the "The Shining" parody... Now, Alex leads a gang of 3 similarly dressed young men; Calum, Lynnesey and Neil. They speak a slang-like language called Nadsat and roam the streets of London causing trouble)
Lynnesey: Well, my fellow droogs, what mischief shall we get up to tonight?
Neil: I've got a pain in me Gulliver!
Calum: That's not very horrorshow, is it?
Neil: No.
Alex: Stop talking nadsat, you lot. I only really know three words.
Calum: Yeah... Me too... We're not very good at the Clockwork Orange parody, are we?
Alex: Nah, but it's a brilliant film.
Calum: Oh, yeah.
Alex: My favourite.
Lynnesey: I like it too.
(Alex beats him repeatedly, and painfully, with his cane)
Calum: We should stop this parody soon, yeah?
Alex: Just a second... (pulls out a knife and cuts Lynnesey's hand off) Right, I'm fresh out of Kubrick-y ideas; let's go...
(The gang go to look for an escape from the Stanley Kubrick-iverse)
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Jan 6, 2007 19:18:01 GMT -5
(SB is now lost somewhere in the forest of the Hidden leaf village)
*Naruto pop's out of nowhere*
Naruto: BELIEVE IT!!!
SB: WHAT THE!?!?!.....oh, it's just you.
Naruto: Have you seen Sakura? I want to give her this flower.
SB: *points in the direction where Sakura is making out with Lee*
Naruto: -_-
SB: Have you seen a wizard guy wearing a pointy hat?
Naruto: Yeah he went through a weird portal thing that opened up yesterday.
SB: I know i'll regret this, *sigh*, can you show where it is?
Naruto: Sure, if you help me get Sakura to come along.
SB: Why don't you find someone else to be obsessed with?
Naruto: Huh?
SB: Nevermind.*walks off*
*come's back pulling Sakura along with him*
SB: Here. *tosses Sakura at Naruto*
Sakura: WHY THE *beep* DID YOU DRAG ME OVER HERE!!!
SB: Because Naruto,(who's picking his nose) said he'd help me find a portal out of here if I brought you over here.
Sakura: And, you believed him.
Naruto: WHO SAID BELIEVE IT!?!? THAT'S MY LINE!!
SB: When I find MightySage i'm going to make his life miserable.
(Don't worry Lee isn't dead)
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Post by MightySage on Jan 6, 2007 20:25:30 GMT -5
(i never said Lee was dead,but i'm pretty sure he was just hugging Gai a few moments ago in the Barney world. ) *Sage and Gaara are camping out for the night near a lake* Gaara:...so, when is my opponent arriving? Sage: he should be here soon...he usually pops up when the girl goes to take a shower,even though her friends are dead. hes...odd lik- Wait!there he is!*points to Jason Vorhees walking out of the camp's(camp Crystal Lake if you havn't noticed yet) shower, carrying a girls head. Jason:*notices Sage and Gaara* Ke-ke-ke ha-ha-ha... Gaara:.............. Jason:*getting closer*Ke-ke-ke ha-ha-ha... Gaara:.............. Jason*even closer*Ke-ke-ke ha-ha-ha... Gaara:*cork on the gourd on his back pops off,spilling sand on ground around him*......... Jason:*raises his Machete* Ke-Ke-k-*is suddenly smothered with sand* Gaara: Sand funeral.*crushes jasons body in sand* Sage: well,now that thats settled...*walks through the newly opened portal with Gaara following behind*
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Jan 6, 2007 20:50:05 GMT -5
Bengl lost the undead rouge ina freaky san fansisco/ grand canyon/olympus mons city
Bengl: Wow... this is pretty cool...
Rasec rose up out of the canyon
Rasec: You like it? I worked pretty hard on it.
Bengl: UGH! its you again!
Rasec: I know! Isnt it awesome? Anyways, Im just hear to stir things up...*turns bengl into a walking porkchop* Have fun! *warps away*
Bengl: AAARRRRGGHH!!! *leaps into grand canyon, which leads into the demonic underworld of seseme street*
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Jan 6, 2007 21:10:41 GMT -5
(After SB, Naruto, and Sakura enter they end up in the Pokemon thread)
SB: Would you two, MIND GETTING OFF OF ME!!!
*as Naruto and Sakura get off SB a strange noise is heard coming from the wods nearby*
SB: Where the hell are we?!?!
Naruto: BELIEVE IT!!
Sakura: SHUT UP!! *Sakura punches Naruto sending him flying through the air*
SB: Remind me not to get on your bad side.
Sakura: Can we get out of here. The humidity is making my hair all frizzy.
SB: Fine, let's find someone from around these parts and get out of here.
Naruto: LOOK OUT!!*Naruto throws a kunai and hit's a butterfree*
SB: Nice throw. It looks were in the Pokemon world, just great.
Sakura: What's a pokemon?
SB: That thing.*point's to Butterfree which is half dead*Come on, I want to get out of here as fast as possible.
(As SB said that yet another portal open's up and suckes everyone in)
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Jan 7, 2007 11:15:07 GMT -5
Is it alright if I post again?
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Post by MightySage on Jan 7, 2007 11:32:52 GMT -5
(yeah.)
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Jan 7, 2007 19:46:04 GMT -5
Thank you.
(As SB exit's the portal he lands in a giant nest) (Naruto and Sakura were transported back to their world by another portal)
SB: Damn bird, why did it have builds it's nest here.....wait a minute, this nest looks familiar.*examines nest which is about twice the size of SB*
SB: Of all the worlds I could land in, WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE SESAME STREET!?!?*the ground starts shaking* No, it can't be. IT'S THE DANCING BIRD AND MAMMOTH!!! *jumps out of nest and runs screaming into the night*
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Post by Arnold on Jan 7, 2007 21:09:08 GMT -5
(While fighting off convenant)
Arnold: Ooh, what's that light?
(Enters it)
Wait... what the hell is this?!
Narrator: It appears Arnold has been sucked into a new dimension, filled with new dreams and enemies... But mostly enemies...
Arnold: Aah, weak dude!
Narrator: Hey, I just tell the story, I don't write it!
Arnold: I'll get you yeeettt...!
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Jan 7, 2007 21:47:10 GMT -5
(While SB was running he rounded a corner and entered another portal dropping him in the Mr. Meaty thread)
SB: SWEET!!! FREE MEAT!!! *apply's for job at Mr. Meaty's*
Josh: Okay, new employee your going to be working in the kitchin with Parker.
SB: WHEN DO I GET THE FREE MEAT!?!?
*cumstomer walks up to the counter*
Josh: Uh, I have to go.
*SB walks into the back and spot's see'd ton's of meat*
SB: It's like heaven, but meatier.*starts drooling*
Parker: Okay new employee, let's start with teaching you how to use the grill.
SB: *still drooling*
Parker: Uh, hello.*waves arm infront of SB*
SB:*still drooling*
Josh: Parker, I need a Mr. Meaty combo with frie's.
Parker: COMIN' RIGHT UP!!!
SB: *watches Parker work*MY MEAT!!!
*attack's Parker and starts shoving meat in mouth*
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Post by MightySage on Jan 8, 2007 9:56:58 GMT -5
*Sage and Gaara are now in what appears to be a castle*
Sage:*turns around*hey Gaara,where did the door that we walked through go?
Gaara:...beats me...
Sage:*sighs* ok,so we're trapped in here,just great.what did the sign say this place was called?Castle Oblivion or something like that?*suddenly, a Heartless Shadow rises out of the ground* Gaara,if you'd do the honors?
Gaara:*tries to use his sand but instead a deck of cards appears in his hands*...wha?
Sage:*fighting off another heartless with a keyblade at magically appeared out of nowhere*you have to uses cards in this world!just do it!
Gaara:....*holds up an 8 point card,sending a wave of sand at heartless*
Heartless*breaks the card,cancelling the attack*
Gaara:*vein throbs on forehead*....why did i even agree to this?
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