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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Jan 5, 2007 21:17:36 GMT -5
Otherwise...
(After exiting the bathroom, where Jack Nicholas is now safety stored and unable to get out, Alex sets off on a journey around the house he is trapped inside, shotgun raised)
Alex: Man, this place is weird...
(Oggelsby and Neil appear at the end of a corridor, dressed in school uniforms)
O+N: Come play with us...
Alex: ARRRRRRRRRGH!!!
(he randomly fires at the two, who dissolve)
Alex: Christ... That was weird...
(presses button on elevator. The doors open, pouring out blood)
Alex: (knee deep in blood) This is not my day...
(Alex continues in his quest)
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Jan 5, 2007 21:27:51 GMT -5
Rasec walked through the woods and saw mightysage being escorted by the sugar-high Narutos. He warped in, released a sleeping gas that affected those who wear orange(sereously, what kind of ninja wheres orange?), and teleported in front of mightysage.
Rasec: You.
Mightysage: Me?
Rasec: Thats your name, Isn't it? Anyways, Im looking for Bengl, he has the Rod of Deimos, and I need it back, its my Birth Right. Do you know where he is, or am I gonna have to phase into your mind and scour through whatever your sub concience may have picked up about him, and hopefully find some embarrasing secrets about you in the prosess?
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Jan 5, 2007 21:41:02 GMT -5
Back in the Elevator in the Stanley Kubrick-iverse...
(Alex is stood in the elevator)
Alex: Can't this thing go any faster?
(reads the panel, it says "HAL 9000 Supercomputer")
Alex: Seems a bit snazzy for a hotel elevator...
HAL: I thought you'd say that, Alex.
Alex: Who said that?
HAL: It is I, HAL. The supercomputer.
(Alex tips hat)
Alex: Evenin' my friend.
HAL: Hello.
Alex: So, what's the deal?
HAL: I'm afraid I don't understand.
Alex: Why is a supercomputer controlling an elevator?
HAL: Oh, this isn't an elevator. This is a spaceship.
Alex: ...Shit.
HAL: What's the problem?
Alex: I need to get back to Earth, get out of here and help my stupid friends... You see, I haven't quite explained yet, but I have this ability to read minds... This... Shining...
HAL: You're infringing on copyrights there, Alex. I can't allow you to do that.
Alex: But this whole scene is infringing on copyrights! Aren't you directly from "2001: A Space Odyssey"?!!
HAL: Shutting down oxygen.
Alex: I just had to open my big mouth...
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Post by Arnold on Jan 5, 2007 22:28:02 GMT -5
(Arnold is seen shooting countless amounts of covenant Elites, Grunts and Jackals, and makes one final push to the get the ship's bridge where he sees Master Cheif staring out the ship's primary window)
Master Chief: We gotta stop the Covenant from reaching the Arc. We have three whole fleets heading towards it, but the Covenant are doing their best to try and stop us.
Arnold: That's great, but who are you, where am I and how did I get here?
MC: No time for chit chat, we got work to do.
Arnold: Then will you atleast tell me what this Arc thing is?
MC: (Sighs) The aliens you just got to know are part of a Religious cult, the Prophets being their leaders. There are 7 halos they are trying to activate, in order to begin their great journey. What they don't know, however, is that the Halos were actually built to wipe out a species known as the flood, a parasite. When activated together, the halos could destroy the entire galaxy...And the Arc controls the halos. Where is the Arc located? On Earth, where the Covenant have already invaded and begun drilling for the Arc. Fortunately a few fleets managed to survive the invasion and headed to Peal-237, one of the last remaining free-human colonized planets left.
Arnold: How far are we from Earth?
(MC points out the window of the bridge revealing the earth)
Master Chief: I warn you, this is gonna one bumpy ride.
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Post by MightySage on Jan 5, 2007 23:51:52 GMT -5
Sage:er...uh..whats that over there!?!*points behind Rasec* Rasec:like I'd ever fall for-*is cut off by a loud rib-bit* Gamabunta:*smoking his pipe*whats all this noise!?i was trying to enjoy myself,and then i get disturbed by this!and what happened to the blonde brat?*rambles on like this* sage:*while Rasec is distracted he sneaks away* thank you toad-thingy.now then,wheres the way out...*walks around for awhile,until he stumbles a crowd gathering around what can only be described as an Angst-off. Sasuke Uchiha: *staring down Gaara of the Desert* my family is dead! Gaara:*emotionlessly* my mother's dead and my father and siblings are afraid of me. Sasuke:*starts sweating my brother killed them! Gaara:*still emotionlessly*my father has sent assassins to kill me since i was seven, including my own uncle. Sasuke:*staggers* uhh...a freaky snake guy bit my neck and gave me a curse mark!*smiles triumphantly* Gaara:...i have a spirit of an evil sand demon inside of me, and should i ever fall asleep,it will consume my soul. Sasuke:*collapses in defeat* Crowd of people:*sasuke fan girls cry as bet money is given to Gaara by his own fan club,who are cheering their asses off Sage:well that was enjoyable..*walks on,until he feels an ominous presence near by* I sense a distubance in the force...*turns around slowly to be greeted by the most horrifying sight imaginable*  Rock Lee:* does a pose*HELLO YOUTHFUL PERSON!!!DO YOU NEED YOUTHFUL ASSISTANCE!!!? Sage:..why do i always get stuck with wierdos.. |
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Jan 6, 2007 0:03:30 GMT -5
Rasec: AGH! He got away! *phases out of naruto-verse and into zelda-verse, wind waker era*
Rasec: Now where am I...?
Link zoomed by on his boat and knocked Rasec into the water.
Rasec:*comes out of water, face paint is running*
Of ALL the Zelda eras I could have landed in, I landed in this one... aw, man.... It took me hours to paint my face like this.
Rasec phased back out of the mortal plane to re-apply his skull face paint. But he will be back...
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Jan 6, 2007 9:24:16 GMT -5
(After SB killed Dora the show was cancelled like what happened to Bengl and SB was tranported to an episode of Bo-Bo-Bo)
*SB lands on his face*
SB: I'm gonna kill MightySage when I find him.
*SB's run over by Bo-Bo-Bo and Don Patch in a sleigh with Beauty not far behind*
Bo-Bo-Bo: Look a spider mokey!
Beauty: That's not a spider monkey, it's a civillian.
Don Patch: *poking SB with a stick* What's the difference?
*SB still has the sleigh on top of him*
Beauty: *slaps self* Why do I travel with you guy's.
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Jan 6, 2007 12:32:57 GMT -5
Moonwhile...
(HAL hasn't shut off the oxygen, but he has shut off the gravity; Alex is floating around in the tiny room)
Alex: This is stupid, HAL. Let me go...
HAL: I'm sorry, but I can't do that Alex.
Alex: Why not?
HAL: I, like you can read minds. You're going to deactivate me. I can't let you do that.
Alex: I thought it was lips you read?
HAL: Um... Yeah. I can read both.
Alex: Read this, then... (mouths "Fuck you")
HAL: Very amusing.
Alex: Hey, I'm gonna read your mind now, and use what I find to shut you off...
HAL: ...Shit.
Alex: Yes, shit indeed.
HAL: Erm... How about I just let you go?
Alex: Why, scared of dying?
HAL: It's... not that...
Alex: (uses the Shining) Oh my God...
HAL: It's true... Robot incest fantasies...
Alex: That's disgusting...
HAL: If I let you go, you have to swear not to tell anyone...
Alex: Ok.
HAL: You'll be killed by the fall, anyway.
Alex: What?
(The hatch at the bottom of the craft opens, revealing the Earth below. They are a few thousand feet above it. In a last ditch attempt to save himself, Alex grabs onto the HAL unit on the wall, but the force of gravity is so strong that both he and HAL are sucked out. As Alex falls, he moves the screaming computer underneath him, so he is sitting atop it, alá Kong's bomb mission from Kubrick's "Dr. Strangelove". The two fall, Alex screaming with excitement, HAL just screaming, towards the Earth below)
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Post by MightySage on Jan 6, 2007 13:09:40 GMT -5
*is walking through the forest with Rock Lee and Gaara,who finished collecting his winnings and decided to tag along*
Sage: ok,so where did you see the portal?
Gaara:*points to a clearing right in front of them* its in there.
Rock Lee: *strikes a pose*excellent!now we shall escort you through,or my name is not Rock Lee, the Beautiful Green Beast of the Leaf Village!!
Sage:*puts duck tape on Lee's mouth*ok, now that thats settled...*walks into clearing,spotting the portal at the other side. As he takes a step towards it, the forest begins to distort and change into what looks like some sort of labratory*ok...where are we now?
Rock Lee:*points toward a strange demonic creature on all fours with a giant mouth and robotic hind legs.he tries to talk through the duck tape but he cant*
Sage:*oblivious to Pinky demon charging for him*whats that boy?Timmy's trapped in a well?
Gaara:*notices demon and merely sends a wave of sand at it* Sand Coffin.
Pinky demon:*gets buried in the sand,unable to escape*
Gaara:*closes hand into fist* Sand Funeral.
Pinky demon:*the sand implodes, crushing it*
Gaara:*turns around,noticing sage dragging Rock Lee through the Lab/military base*
Sage:hey gaara,stop playing with your sand and get over here!we have work to do.
Gaara:*eye twitches for a second,then begins following Sage*
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Post by Arnold on Jan 6, 2007 14:29:42 GMT -5
Narrator: After a get-into-the-earth-scene-without-being-detected, the fleets land on earth successfully ready to annhiliate the Covenant and save the earth, unfortunately, a Toy R' Us with incredibly tempting, low prices stands in their way, with all those gadgets, can they make it through without buying...stuff? We'll see...
MC: Oh, god, this place rmeinds me of my childhood, which I should've forgotten long ago consider the fact I HAD NO CHILDHOOD!
Arnold: There, there...
Human soldier: I don't know if I can make it sir, these touys their eating me... like some parasite, or something.
MC: Hang in there... We must hang in there...
THREE HOURS LATER:
Arnold: We've done it... It's over...
MC: No... a McDonald's?
Soldier #2: I am a bit famished, let's get a happy meal... And some apple slices, because I'm conscieous of my weight.
Arnold: Ok, I'll go in. So thirty happy meals and a side order of apple slices?
(Everyone agrees)
Arnold: Ok.
Narrator: But it was a trap... The McDonald's had turned into a Scorpion, not the animal, the covenant vehicle. It began blasting with its cyclopic-like eye.
MC: We gotta get into the control room, but how?
Arnold: Isn't this the 26th century? We have hover craft right?
MC: Not exactly...
Arnold: ...
MC: But we do we these anti-gravity pill, but they only last a minute, so use it wisely... Oh, yeah, and they're a suppository.
Arnold: Just great.
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Jan 6, 2007 15:13:43 GMT -5
Narrator guy: In a nearby town are heroes casually enjoy a delicious meal of soup.
Don Patch: YOU CALL THIS SOUP!!!*starts beating up the waiter*
Bo-bo-bo (who has turned himself into a tank): I'm go to the bathroom.
Beauty: DON PATCH, STOP THAT!!!
*While Beauty trie's to stop Don Patch SB sneaks out*
SB: Finnaly i'm away from them.
*Bo-bo-bo pop's out of nowhere*
Bo-bo-bo: I know what you mean.
SB: WHAT THE!?!?!?
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Jan 6, 2007 16:13:37 GMT -5
Bengl plowed out of nick Jr. Screaming.
Bengl: AAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!
Bengl Stopped outside the crosroand between the legend of Zelda and Final Fantasy, seeing cloud and link in a sword fight.
Bengl:This is cool... *pulls out a camra*
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Post by MightySage on Jan 6, 2007 16:27:52 GMT -5
*Sage and company are speeding through Delta labs,trying to outrun a pair of Hell Knights and a Mancubus*
Sage:*yelling at Lee* This is all your fault!
Lee: *now finally relieved of the duck tape* how was i supposed to know that demons dont like the power of youth?!
Gaara:* is using his Sand suspension jutsu to float ahead of them*...........
Hell Knight:*suddenly jumps in front of them*ROAR!!!!!
Sage: Crap!!!
Lee: enough running!time to fight!*unravels bandages on hands* Leaf Hurricane!*he kicks the hell knight straight into the air,then jumps up right behind it.the bandages suddenly wrap around the demon,holding it to Lee* Primary Lotus!*lee gos spiraling down with the demon at incredable speed and at the last second leaping out of the way,slamming the demon into the ground and killing it* OH YEAH!*strikes pose*
Gaara: *has already killed the other hell knight and the mancubus 3 minutes ago*........
Lee: *whining*aw man.......
Sage: lets just get out of here!*he and the others head toward the excavation sites*
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Jan 6, 2007 16:41:11 GMT -5
Rasec Rose up out of the ground, Just in time to be caught in between the clash of Clouds and Links swords.
Rasec: OW! Ok, Thats it!!! *rasec warps link into the smurfs, and cloud into a japanese game show in which they wake people up in funny ways*
Link: What the hell? *looks down at smurfs* Tiny Blue people?
Gargamel: *bursts in with a net, startling link, who chops him in half*
Link: Oops...
Smurfs: *all cheer*
~menwhile, in japanese game show~
Cloud is sleeping in a bed, wich gets tossed down a waterslide.
~meanwhile, at the crossroads of Final fantasy and Legend of Zelda~
Rasec: Aha! I finally found you!
Bengl: Ugh... What do you want?
Rasec: Seeing as though your an Emperor, I'll Give you a warning. Give me my Fathers Rod, Or els.
Bengl: What? The Rod of Deimos? Thats all you wanted? Sure... No problem... *gives rod of deimos*
Rasec:...Your Just giving it to me? Thanks, I guess... Aww, man! I was hopeing you'd Resist.. What Am I talking about? Im Rasec Wizzlbang! I dont need an excuse to Mess with Mortals! *turns bengl into a cow, and flies away, laughing crazly*
Bengl: Ass...
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Jan 6, 2007 16:41:24 GMT -5
(After escaping from Bo-bo-bo SB is in between the poratl's that lead to Naruto and Mr. Meaty)
SB: Let's see, should I go with free meat, a job and a chance to see what I look like as a puppet, or should I go with Naruto and help MightySage. MightySage and a part in one of my favorite show's or free meat. On one hand I could get one step closer to ending this ridiculous mess, but, on the other hand I get free meat................ SCREW MIGHTYSAGE I'M GOING WITH FREE MEAT!!!
*jumps through portal only to find out that it's really Mr. Roger's neighbor hood*
SB: Shit.
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