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Post by SquirrelBoy on Jan 8, 2007 15:10:12 GMT -5
(After SB has filled up on meat and tied up Parker and Josh)
SB: BURP!!! I wonder where there's more meat.
*spot's freezer and opens revealing portal*
SB: So that's where it was.*walks into portal*
*lands on top of MightySage*
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Jan 8, 2007 19:00:10 GMT -5
Rasec: *warps in* Wow! This is Perfect! *fuses SB and Mightysage together*
Rasec: Have Fun! *warps away*
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Jan 8, 2007 19:03:09 GMT -5
Bengl: *still a porkchop, and walking through the hellish plane of seseme street* Im Scared...
Ticle-Me-Elmo:*jumps out* TICKLE ME!!!
Bengl: FOUL SPAWN OF SATAN! FEAL MY WRATH!!! *pulls out mark XX plasma thrower and decintegrates elmo* That was close... I hope theres no more...
*seseme street charicters watching from top of buildings*
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Post by MightySage on Jan 8, 2007 20:50:44 GMT -5
sage:*gets out of the way just in time as SB gets fused with a heartless*that cant be good...
Squirrellboy:*transforms into a darker,eviler version of himself with a heart-shaped hole on his chest*MHUHAHAHA!!!
Gaara:* walks toward SB*I'll handle this...
Sage: no,you might kill squirrellboy,and i dont think his cloning machine will work right with all this messed up magic.quick,lets get out of here!we can help him later.*he and Gaara go through the next portal,and end up in Oblivion*crap....
Gaara:*looks around,taking in the dark towers,lavapits,demons and tortured people*.....i can get used to this...
Sage:*grabs Gaara and pulls him as he runs*come on!we have to shut down the sigil tower!*heads into Blood Feast*
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Jan 8, 2007 21:30:42 GMT -5
(After MightySage and Garra left)
SB: Now I shall use my new power's to clone an army of myself in my new more powerful form.
*Squirrellboynega summons the cloning machine and tears a sample of his essence from his body, and places it in the cloning machine*
SB: Now all I have to do is destroy the other member's.
*SBN tear's several hole's in the time space continuam thingy, revealing the other's member's location's*
SB: Let's see, Bengl's in sesemea street, i'll let the puppet's take care of him, Arnold is in......uh......somewhere, and MightySage is headed for blood feast and Alex is asleep on the couch.-_-Why can't being evil ever be easy.
*warps away Sesame Street*
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Jan 8, 2007 21:35:26 GMT -5
Bengl: *sword at ready* Bloooody day... Cuttin their, Heeeaaads away... *lobs off cookie monsters head* And to think I was afraid to come hear... *squirrlboy appears* Squirrlboy! you made it!
Squirrlboy: *looks at bengl evily*
Bengl: You look pissed...
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Jan 8, 2007 21:42:19 GMT -5
SBN: Oh, i'm more than pissed.
*the Count jumps at SBN*
Count: Let's count number's!!!
*SBN teleports the Count to a world of unimaginable evil*
SB: Can't you tell.
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Jan 8, 2007 21:45:35 GMT -5
Bengl: SB, You got that Crazy Look in your eye, again!!!
Squirrlboy: I know... *clones come out*
Bengl: Uh oh.. *rockets down seseme street with squriilboy army close behind*
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Post by MightySage on Jan 8, 2007 21:53:06 GMT -5
Sage and Gaara:*walk through newly opened portal from sigilum sanctum and watches SBN chase bengl*
Sage:ok.....*walks into another portal*
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Jan 8, 2007 22:00:14 GMT -5
*rips open vortex dropping out 50 clones*
SBN: You three follow Bengl, the rest of you are to eliminate these puppet things.
* clones march off*
SBN: I shall make my fortress here.
*rips open another vortex and takes out a black staff shaped like a pitch fork at the top, and embed's it into the ground. Dark mgic begin's to spread destroying every thing in it's path and creating a fortress on the bare earth*
SBN: And now for my army.
*Tear's a row of vortex's releasing monster's of all kinds*
SBN: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*spot's MS and Garra as they enter the portal*
SBN: *grins* Just the person I was looking for.
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Jan 9, 2007 3:48:39 GMT -5
(Just as SBN is set to descend upon MS and Garra, 4 large shadows surround him. He turns to come face-to-face with Alex and his Droogs, all dressed in white, with black hats of varying design and Alex with a staff)
Alex: Well, well, well, my friends. What do we have here?
Lynnesey: SQUIRRELBOY!
Alex: (irritated) I know that, you bloody arsehole... (beats Lynnesey with the staff)
Lynnesey: (in pain) But... you asked...
Alex: Oh, shut up... Anyway, I think it's time for a bit of the old... Ultra Violence, don't you?
Calum: Yes, I do.
Neil: (says nothing. Neil is based on Pete who speaks about once in the entire movie)
SBN: I don't think that's a good idea...
Alex: For you, maybe... Come on boys - let's show him what we've got...
(the 4 descend upon SBN, who attempts to counter this with his dark magic, which does little aside from making the 4 laugh outrageously. They beat Demon Squirrelboy up pretty bad and Lynnesey gets ahold of his dark staff)
Lynnesey: Now I am Alex! Hehehe! (waves staff about)
SBN: NO, YOU FOOL!!!
(The Staff tears a hole in the fabric of the universe and opens another portal)
Alex: Look what you've done now, idea!!! (pushes Lynnesey into the hole, which closes up)
SBN: YOU FOOL! He had the staff!!!
Alex: So what? I've got my own staff...
SBN: Yes, but does it control THEM??!
(Suddenly, all 4 are made quite aware of the presence of SBN's monster army)
Calum: ...Shit.
Alex: You've really fucked things up this time, Neil...
Neil: Can't you just call them off?
SBN: Not without the staff... That staff is immensely powerful... We'll have to find Lynnesey and retrieve it, otherwise, he could alter the very fabric of time and space... God knows what sick, twisted things he's doing with it as we speak...
(cut to Lynnesey in the Disney universe, dancing around in the forest with singing animals, who only don't attack him because of the staff)
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Jan 9, 2007 8:49:23 GMT -5
SBN: DAMN IT MEIL WHY DO YOU HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING!!!*beats up Neil while Alex and the other's are holding off the demons*
*pushes through them*
SBN: *raises hand* SHIKAKU RA!!!
*a dark wave magic destroy's the demon's*
SBN: Alex, would you mind if a had a word with you in private.
(After SBN and Alex walked inside a nearby building)
SBN: Those two douch bags are just going to slow us down.
(After Alex a SBN decided to go their separate way's and SBN landed in the disnet thread)
SBN: When I find Lynssey I shall rip him limb from limb.
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Jan 9, 2007 16:57:15 GMT -5
*bengl is hopping through the bamboo forest is that one show 'Dragons, a fantacy made real*
Bengl: *high on catnip* OH! What A Beutiful MORNIIING! WHAT A BEUTUTIFUL DAAAAYYY...
*forest dragon patroles its territory, and sees the the catnip high bengl*
Forest Dragon: *growls*
Bengl: Oh! I saw this part! This is the part when the dragon eats the Tiger!!! Uh oh... *runs away, dragon close behind*
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Jan 9, 2007 17:03:41 GMT -5
(while SBN's searching for Lynnsey)
SBN: Stupid disney world.
*rips hole to see where Lynnsey is*
SBN:So, he's back in the Sesame street thread.*shrugs* I'll let Alex take care of him.
*rips another hole and pulls out red and black fairy looking wand*
SBN: In the meantime I think i'll see what this puppy can do.
*SBN spot's Simba walking alongside Donald*
SBN:Perfect.
*fires blast of energy from the wand at the Disney character morphing them together*
SBN: Sweet.
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Jan 9, 2007 18:34:49 GMT -5
(I just thought I should add, I think we should keep the Lynnesey thing going for awhile - nobody kill him just yet - so to add a new layer to the plot... Basically, my next serious post will see him discovering the power of the rod - Bengl, maybe Rasec could possess him or something? I dunno, I'll leave that up to you, whether he's possessed or just an asshole... Anyway, pretty soon he'll start causing trouble, then we'll have to put all of our differences aside to stop him...)
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