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Post by MightySage on Jan 5, 2007 12:39:56 GMT -5
yeah,you do the mini story thing.just follow what me,bengl,and hopefully alex do.
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Post by Arnold on Jan 5, 2007 12:43:02 GMT -5
Okay.
So are you writing your story right now?
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Post by MightySage on Jan 5, 2007 12:47:08 GMT -5
basically i just wait until its time to start the thing(and if its already started i just post when i want to or if its my turn) and i type it all off the top off my head.
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Jan 5, 2007 12:54:53 GMT -5
Thank you MightySage.
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Post by MightySage on Jan 5, 2007 12:56:37 GMT -5
no problem
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Jan 5, 2007 14:23:33 GMT -5
Name: Dr. Alexander Christopher Henry-Franklin Mooseton Hale III, esquire
Age: 18 (and 2 months)
Occupation: Explorer.
Powers: Intellect. Plus, he has a gun and a horse.
Magic: None. Tragically.
Appearence: 6ft tall, scruffy brown hair, average build. Often wears different costumes.
Items: None of note.
Weapons: A gun.
World: The Stanley Kubrick-iverse
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Jan 5, 2007 14:31:55 GMT -5
Alex opened his eyes and swore. This was the third time this week; it just wasn't good for him. Yawning loudly, he blinked several times and looked around him. He was in a room that he knew well, but also knew it was not a room for sleeping in. Still, he had a job to do, so he might as well while he was here.
There was a knock on the door.
"I'm busy... I'll be out in a minute..." Alex called.
The only reply was another knock.
"I said..." Alex cleared his throat, "I'll be out in a minute!!!"
Silence.
"Ah," Alex smiled, "Got the message then... Now, back to business..."
That was when it happened. So quickly. The axe shattered the wooden body of the door and left it broken and splintered. The grinning face of Jack Nicholson appeared in the gap.
"Oh, right..." Alex pulled up his trousers and flushed the toilet, "So, the lock means nothing to you?"
Nicholson's eyes glowed.
"No use..." Alex snarled, "I know what you're thinking... I have it... I have... The Shining..."
Alex reached for his gun as Jack's grin twisted into a look of sheer confusion. A smile spread across Alex's face. He was going to enjoy this...
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Post by MightySage on Jan 5, 2007 15:00:05 GMT -5
*Earlier that day*
Mightysage:*is in his personal magic traing room,teaching bengl how to summon his own horde of demented pre-school tv show characters* no, thats all wrong! Elmo's supposed to have fangs dripping with venom, not orange juice!
Bengl: ok, i'll try again!*once again calls upon his magical energies and opens a portal,this time succesfully bringing out an Elmo with poisoned fangs,but four arms on one side of his body and two toes growing out of his left eyesocket*
Sage: *sigh* try again.*sage sits down and studies one of his books on different deminsions while listening to bengls practice.*
*suddenly,one of the Elmo failures leaps at MightySage,trying to get revenge for his twisted birth*
Sage:*teleports out of the way in time,but accidentally drops his book* ah!quick, unsummon him before he causes any damage!
Elmo creature: Elmo want blood!!!*bites into the book,filling it with his grape soda-like venom*
Bengl: *points at Elmo*cancellius!
Elmo creature: ARGH!!*fades away,leaving only the book,which is oddly fuming and sending sparks into the air*
Sage:...this doesn't look go-*suddenly,the book explodes into a massive swirlling vortex,sucking up everything into it* ...crap*blacks out as he is sucked in*
-Present-
Sage*wakes up slowly* ugh....where am i?*looks around* i hope nothing too bad happ-
Naruto:*jumps down from a tree above him* Your in Konoha!Believe It!!
Sage:...damnit...
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Post by Arnold on Jan 5, 2007 16:50:11 GMT -5
(Alarm rings, Arnold wakes up)
Arnold: Another day, another migraine.
(Gets out of bed, gets dressed, eats breakfast and walks out of house to check the mailbox)
Arnold: A package for me? How interesting.
(Opens package to find a strange ring inside)
Arnold: A ring...? Wait a sec, who's this from?
(Checks package)
(Reads package label) "From: Master Chief." I don't know a Master Chief... Well, the ring does look nice though.
(Puts it on, Arnold starts losing conscience)
Arnold: I'm feeling a bit dizzy... Maybe I should just rest my eyes... (Falls asleep)
MANY HOURS LATER:
(Gunfire is heard, soldiers screaming, Arnold wakes up feeling sore)
Arnold: Where the hell am I? And who the hell are you?
(MC passes Arnold an assault rifle)
Master Chief: No time to explain...Take your gun and blast any alien scum that gets in your way. Meet me at the bridge of the ship!
Arnold: How do I know where that is?
(MC points to a map of the ship behind Arnold)
Arnold: Ok, but...
(MC is seen running through a hallway, more gunfire is heard, human soldiers are seen fighting off Covenant)
Arnold: Better get to work...
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Jan 5, 2007 19:33:04 GMT -5
*SB wakes up with a loud yawn*
SB: Where the fuck am I?
*looks around and see's a bunch of hippie's*
SB: Looks like MightySage messed up, again.
*walks off towards the hippie's*
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Post by MightySage on Jan 5, 2007 19:43:53 GMT -5
Sage: *is rubbing temple's in agitation*ok, ONE more time: which way to town?
Naruto: *high on sugar* Believe It! Konaha's over there!Believe It!*points in a seemingly random direction*We'll escort you! Believe It!
Sage:...I know i'm gonna regret this,but who's "we"?
Naruto*does a few handsigns* Believe It!Shadow clone jutsu!*creates 9 other narutos*
Narutos: *in unison* BELIEVE IT!!!
Sage:...i hate my life...*walks off with narutos to The Village Hidden in the Leaves*
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Jan 5, 2007 19:56:47 GMT -5
*after becoming one of the hippie's SB realizes the only way to figure out this mess is to get the brotherhood together*
SB: I bid you farewell my hippy brother's.
*after all the farewell's were exchanged*
SB: Damn hippie's.*launches nuke on the hippie's*
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Post by MightySage on Jan 5, 2007 20:00:37 GMT -5
what world are you in exactly? )
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Jan 5, 2007 20:16:38 GMT -5
Bengl Dropped out of the sky into an episode of bob the builder.
Bengl:Huh...? Where the Hell am I...?
Bengl heard a familliar, horrifying shout in the distance...
Bob: Can We Fix It?
Wierd Machien things: YES WE CAN!!!
Bengl: Good lord... HELP! LET ME OUT!!!
Bengl Scrambled tward the horizon, and smacked into a wooden board just painted like the horizon. only to be greeted by an obnoxioise scarecrow.
Spud: Ha! You ran into the Sky!
Bengl: Stay the Hell away from me, you clay Manifestation of Ultimate Evil!!!
Spud: Will you be my friend? I havnt got any Friends...
Bengl: NO!!!
Bengl Then Slashed Spud in half, and bob the builder was canceled for being to violent. Bengl, Not being part of the Show, was dropped into Blues Clues.
Bengl: Where am I?
"Lets Go look for some Clues!"
Bengl: Oh, No....
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Jan 5, 2007 20:52:47 GMT -5
MightySage, the 70's.
(After the land is nuked SB is transported to an of Dora the explorer)
SB: I knew I shouldn't have nuked those damn hippie's.
*Dora's voice is heard nearby*
SB: Dear Lord where ever you are please get me out of here!
Dora: Hello there old man would like to help us find (insert name of the fox thing here)?
*SB turns his head around with a deranged sphyco look on his face*
SB: Little girl's shouldn't be outside without adult supervision.
Monkey thing: Why?
*SB get's up*
SB: Because, I said so.
*starts killing Dora by ripping her limb from limb*
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