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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 11, 2004 15:59:23 GMT -5
TV Zoid: ill take them all
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Aug 11, 2004 16:00:46 GMT -5
Right that will be... (adds it up on his calculator) Ha! Boobies!!!
Right, $5672 please. Would you like them gift wrapped for no additional charge?
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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 11, 2004 16:13:51 GMT -5
TV Zoid: ill take it *puts down money*
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Post by MightySage on Aug 11, 2004 17:08:11 GMT -5
*grins as the bad guys reappear in his shop*foolish shrimpy,how could he not realize that evil cant be destroyed when he himself is evil?the fool..now,for my next plan to destroy shrimpys!*he summons mr.Rogers,armed with a sniper and with alot of war stuff*do you think you can handle this evil lobster?
Mr.Rogers:you bet.*sneaks out the door and waits over at shrimpys ready to kill*
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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 11, 2004 17:49:03 GMT -5
(not HIM!!)
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Aug 12, 2004 5:02:21 GMT -5
(Suddenly, Mr. Shrimpy's friend, Stewie from Family Guy appears on Roger's back)
Mr. Rogers: (like some kind of pervert) Well howdy neighbour... I'm so glad we've got this time alone together...
(Stewie pulls out a gun)
Stewie: Not so fast, Mr. Rogers!
Mr. Rogers: Ahhh!!!
Stewie: Yes, Fred, well, we might as well drop the formalities seeing as I'm going to kill you. I don't think you should visit the kingdom of fun (can't remember what it's called) today, I think you'll find it quite in ruins...
(Rogers looks through a hole in the wall and sees the puppets on fire)
Rogers: Noooo!!! Please! I'll do anything!!!
Stewie: Alright then... DIE!!! (shoots him several times, killing him)
Shrimpy: Good work kid!
(Note: Mightysage, if evil cannot be destroyed, how come you keep sending wave after wave of it to kill Shrimpy and destroy his mega store of evil?)
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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 12, 2004 6:15:22 GMT -5
(olny evil can destroy evil)
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Post by MightySage on Aug 12, 2004 8:50:00 GMT -5
(what zoidberg said. ;Dlike how only magic can defeat magic. ) *bangs his fis on his desk*how will i destroy him!?hmmm...if he has stewie,then i must use stewies only equal*summons stewies sperm brother*quickly!you must defeat your soon to be brother! sperm brother:are you going to pay me? yes i will let you kill lois(sp?) unmercyifuly! sperm bro:great!*grabs a ray gun,a piece off glass,and mind control glasses then heads out to destroy stewie*
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Aug 12, 2004 10:35:00 GMT -5
(Note: If only evil can destroy evil and Shrimpy himself is evil, when he destroyed the evil guys, how come they came back to life and Mightysage said, "how could he not realize that evil cant be destroyed when he himself is evil?" and I just confused myself...)
(Anyway, Stewie's unborn brother enters the shop)
Unborn: Stewie!!!
Stewie: Ahh!!! We meet again!
Unborn: This time, we finish it!
(They leap at one another, both pulling off mega cool fighting moves at exactly the same time. In the end, both fall)
Stewie: This is useless... No wonder I never killed that damn Lois...
Unborn: You hate Lois too?
Stewie: Yes, of course I do, remember!
Unborn: I had forgotten since our last encounter...
Stewie: Ahhh yes... We must finish what we have begun and kill Lois!!!
Unborn: Yes, come brother!!!
(They both leave)
Shrimpy: What the funk and wangles just happened? And Zoid, Winston, you buying anything?
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Post by MightySage on Aug 12, 2004 14:17:54 GMT -5
(you said that godzilla destroyed the bad guys,and last i checked godzilla was a good guy ) hmmm..at least he was able to get stewie away from the store...*resurects mr.rogers*do not fail me again!i will send uncle with you!*summons uncle,who hits mightysage on the head*ow! uncle:what am i doing here?one more thing,where is my blow fish?one more thing,where is my lizard? *gives uncle his wand thingies(when ever he uses magic,he always has those things!)*you are here to help mr.rogers beat shrimpy.i choose you to help him for two reasons:you are a old man,and you always wear the same clothes!now go!*uncle and rogers leaves*
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Aug 12, 2004 14:48:14 GMT -5
Hey, wait a second... Stewie killed Mr. Rogers, not Godzilla! Last time I checked, Stewie was evil too...
...And why does Uncle's age and dress sense affect me? I have little respect for old people and don't even pay attention to clothes...
Aw, well... Jackie Chan can kick both of their asses...
(Jackie bursts through a cupboard door)
You're paying for that...
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Post by MightySage on Aug 12, 2004 17:42:15 GMT -5
well,mr.rogers is neutrual!only nutrual people can kill him! :Pthe only reason hes helping me is because i promised to give him a life time supply of clothes that look the same!and the old age and same clothes thing is just a joke to make fun of uncle!*is wacked on the head by uncle*ow!and jackie wouldn't,and can't beat uncle up!uncle can use chi spells,annoy jackie by saying one more thing way to many times,and he can whack jackie on the head!only yang jackie(the evil one) can hit uncle!and Mr.Rogers can sniper jackie in legs!and Hitmonchan was based of of jackie!and i use way to many ! marks!and the oompa loompas are invading switzerland!
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Aug 13, 2004 4:08:02 GMT -5
Ha! I shall use Hitmontop!!!
(Hitmontop enters and does a spinning kick)
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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 13, 2004 6:31:36 GMT -5
TV Zoid: how much is he *points to Hitmontop*
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Aug 13, 2004 7:28:43 GMT -5
He's fighting right now, but $5000. BTW, watch the shop while I'm gone, you can help yourself to milkshakes...
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