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Post by MightySage on Aug 10, 2004 16:02:50 GMT -5
grrr...shrimpys must be destroyed!but how...wait...i know!*summons the lobster eating zombies from gimpys halloween party story*go and eat that evil lobster!*the zombies then invade shrimpys store*
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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 10, 2004 16:03:47 GMT -5
TV zoid: so this it 20th centry
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Aug 10, 2004 16:07:00 GMT -5
(Shrimpy rolls his eyes and pulls out the carbonite gun)
They never learn, do they...
(He freezes all of the zombies and places them in the display rack)
Now, TV Zoid and Churchill, can I interest you in some 21st century items? Such as this magical device that you eat to replenish your breath?
(Offers Tic-tacs)
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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 10, 2004 16:09:22 GMT -5
TV zoid and churchill: yes but how much
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Aug 10, 2004 16:13:42 GMT -5
It's a very low price; just $50! Now, let's remember this is a genuine magical item!
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Post by MightySage on Aug 10, 2004 16:14:37 GMT -5
grrr...theres got to be a way..*has an idea*that could work...but she is far o dangerous to be released...but i must,if i want to stop shrimpy.*he takes out a blank video,then broadcasts it in shrimpys store.it is...the ring.*now he shall die in 7 days....
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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 10, 2004 16:15:34 GMT -5
TV Zoid and crichill happen to be looking the other way at the time
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Aug 10, 2004 16:21:53 GMT -5
(Meanwhile at Shrimpy's, Shrimpy is busy taking care of business out back...)
Shrimpy: Karma-karma-karma-chameleon...
(drags a dead body down some stairs, leaving a trail of blood)
You come and go... you come and go!
(He drops the body into a hole then starts to pile on dirt)
Karma-karma-karma-chameleon...
(He goes back up the stairs to the shop. The video is just finishing. Neil and Oggelsby are sat watching it)
Hey, you two boobs! Get back to work!
Neil: We were watching this video Mightysage sent... It didn't make any sense...
Shrimpy: No videos in work hours! For that, I'm docking your pay! Now, Mr. Zoidberg and Mr. Churchill, do you want to buy the magical item?
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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 10, 2004 16:23:20 GMT -5
TV Zoid: yes we will thak 20 of them
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Aug 10, 2004 16:24:56 GMT -5
20 magical breath thingees...
Well, we have a special offer; half price! So that will only be $500!
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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 10, 2004 16:31:14 GMT -5
TV Zoid put down money
Churchill: anything else cool?
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Post by MightySage on Aug 10, 2004 16:31:18 GMT -5
*suddenly,then video starts playing again,on every tv in the store*you will never stop me shrimpy!
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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 10, 2004 16:32:47 GMT -5
Zoid and chuchill go inot to a place labeled "NO TVs"
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Aug 10, 2004 16:35:43 GMT -5
(Shrimpy gets really angry and smashes the video player and tape into pieces)
(to Neil and Oggelsby) I thought I told you two not to watch videos!
Oggelsby: But we weren't...
Shrimpy: That's it! Get and clean the toilets!
Neil: But Zoidberg's raptor just finished in there...
Shrimpy: Yes, I know and he's not exactly potty trained! Now get in there and clean up that raptor sh*t!!!
(turns to Churchill)
Now Mr. Churchill, we also have this device... (holds up a calculator) If you hold it upside down and type in 5318008, it says "BOOBIES"!!!
Churchill: (amazed) Wow!
Shrimpy: Indeed... Let's start the bidding at $500, shall we?
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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 10, 2004 16:40:29 GMT -5
TV Zoid: 5000
Churchill: 6000
TV Zoid: he can have it
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