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Post by MightySage on Aug 10, 2004 16:42:54 GMT -5
thats it...i must summon her!*he summons the girl from the ring,and before she could react,he teleports her to shrimpys*
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Aug 10, 2004 16:43:02 GMT -5
(Shrimpy runs his hands)
I tell you what, I'll let you BOTH have one for $5000 each!
(sees Girl from Ring)
Sorry, I haven't actually seen that movie...
Neil, Oggelsby, please dispose of this girl...
(Oggelsby enters wearing napkin)
Oggelsby: Come with us out back...
(They lead the girl out)
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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 10, 2004 16:52:32 GMT -5
booth of them hand over the money
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Post by MightySage on Aug 10, 2004 17:11:40 GMT -5
(you havn't seen it?!you are fucking lucky!that damn movie gave me nightmares for a week!)
*the moment ogglesby and neil see her,they both let out ungodly screams and drop dead*
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Aug 11, 2004 3:18:24 GMT -5
(Oggelsby lands on top of the girl, killing her)
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Post by MightySage on Aug 11, 2004 10:13:18 GMT -5
(lol,she is all ready dead.and there is only one way to stop her,and you dont know how to do it since you never saw it! ) *suddnly,the tv turns on to static.shrimpy turns it off,but it turns back on.h unpluggs it,but it turns on again,to reveal a well in the middle of a field.then,a hand comes out.momenets later,the girl(i think her name is samartha or something like that)is out of the well and walking toward the screen.then,when shes right up againest it,she comes through.she crawls closer and closer to shrimpy,ready to kill him.*
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Aug 11, 2004 10:33:46 GMT -5
(Shrimpy sees the ugly girl)
F*ck off! This little cherade has gone on long enough... I'll destroy you the only way I know how...
(holds up photographs of Oggelsby and Neil is bathing suits. Churchill and Zoid sheild their eyes)
Zoid: That's nasty!
Girl: Arrrghhhh!!! (clutches her eyes) I'm momentarily blinded!!!
Shrimpy: Right, now that's bought me some time...
(Shrimpy opens a box on a shelf behind him that contains a new video player. He connects it to the T.V. The tape that Mightysage broadcast begins to play again and Shrimpy records it. Once it is finished, he presses "eject" and puts it in a box. He labels the box and puts it in the mail, first class. Suddenly the girl stands again, brushes herself off and leaves)
Churchill: Wow... How did you know that'd get her to leave?
Shrimpy: Let's just say I had a hunch... Isn't that right, Jeeves?
(Jeeves, the internet butler, appears beside him)
Jeeves: Yes sir.
(The screen bursts to life again, but this time, it's Mightysage)
Mightysage: You may have gotten away this time, Shrimpy! But I'll get you soon!
Shrimpy: Yeah, yeah... (he removes the TV, goes out back and destroys it. On his way back in, he spots Neil and Oggelsby's corpses)
Damn slackers...
(He re-enters the shop and serves Churchill and Zoid)
(Meanwhile, at Number 10, Downing Street. Tony Blair hears a knock on the door. He answers it. It's the postman)
Postman: Special delivery, Mr. Blair...
Blair: Oh boy, my sex aides!
(He rips the box open and finds a tape inside)
Oh, maybe it's gay porn...
(He takes it into the living room and puts it on)
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Post by MightySage on Aug 11, 2004 14:13:27 GMT -5
damn you jeeves!how dare you tell him how to stop the girl!*turns him into a pile of dust*now...what can i do to stop shrimpy...there is only one way...*he unlocks his backroom,letting loose elmo,the teletubbies,big bird,dora,and the 3 lords of horror,known as Freddy Krueger,Jason Voorhees,and Michael Myers*if you destroy shrimpys,then i shall let you free forever!
freddy: cool!besides,that bastard ows me $3.50!*he and the other evil beings leave and enter shrimpys*
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Aug 11, 2004 14:46:03 GMT -5
(The bad guys enter Shrimpy's)
Jason: Hey! There he is!
Mike: Let's get him!
Shrimpy: Whoa whoa whoa... Freddy and Jason, I thought you guys hated each other?
(Freddy and Jason look at one another and shrug)
and you guys, the puppet/kid animation things...
(Dora, the teletubbies, Elmo and Big Bird all stand up)
Yeah, what's the f*cking deal man, you teletubbies are just guys in suits... (Shrimpy removes the costumes to reveal a homosexual, drug addict, 47 year old man and an ex-japanese porn star) get a life why don't ya? Big Bird, you're just some old guy and Elmo, you're just some red thing with some guys' hand up your ass. I don't even know what you are, Dora, but what I do know is that the only place you explore is the toilet, you piece of sh*t!!!
And Michael, you ain't Mike Myers, no matter how much you wanna be. Mike Myers is Austin Powers, Dr. Evil, Mini Me and Shrek! What are you? Some guy in a mask! Okay, so apparantly I can't kill you. But I know somebody who can!
(Godzilla smashes through the ceiling. The Pope is riding on his back)
Pope: Die-a you crappy bad guys!!!
(The Pope completely destroys the villains. Shrimpy gives him the thumbs up)
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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 11, 2004 15:30:33 GMT -5
TV Zoid and churchill: YAY!!
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Aug 11, 2004 15:33:54 GMT -5
(Shrimpy smiles)
Hey, Zoid, Winston! How about milkshakes on the house?
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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 11, 2004 15:37:25 GMT -5
TV Zoid: you bet
Winston: we love old time food
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Aug 11, 2004 15:43:09 GMT -5
Well, I love to reward my two best customers!
Here you go! (serves milkshakes)
Now, may I interest you in any of these cool artifacts?
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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 11, 2004 15:46:59 GMT -5
TV Zoid: what are they?
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Aug 11, 2004 15:54:53 GMT -5
Well, we've got lots of things...
Like these thumbtacs, this plastic bottle, this gamma ray atomic gun and shell suit, this toothpaste container, this shoe...
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