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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Aug 9, 2004 15:29:46 GMT -5
Ha! It is I, Mr. Shrimpy!
I have noticed that the board user Mightysage has set up his own little shop that sells random items that is doing very well.
So I have decided to open my own shop that sells better items for more reasonable prices in direct competition with him!
There's nothing wrong with a little... friendly... competition, is there?
(unloads goods stolen from the back of Mightysage's deliver truck and places them on shelves at rip-off prices)
Who will be my first customer?
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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 9, 2004 15:30:53 GMT -5
Zoid: ya ummm..... waht you got?
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Aug 9, 2004 15:34:34 GMT -5
Hey, is that the soul Edge from soul caliber 2?
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Aug 9, 2004 15:36:33 GMT -5
Yes, it is.
Are you interested in purchasing this rare and unique item?
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Aug 9, 2004 15:40:24 GMT -5
Any sword that drains the soul from an opponent is good for me...Wait, soul Edge is Cursed! Ill buy it!!!!!
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Aug 9, 2004 15:42:54 GMT -5
Cursed? My none of my items are cursed!
(notices Alex is going through a barrell of Shruken heads and has sprouted a tail)
Hey, um, watch those things will you!?! They didn't come cheap.
By the way, Soul Edge comes at the low, low, low, low price of just $2000! You won't find this one of a kind item anywhere else!
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Post by MightySage on Aug 9, 2004 15:43:39 GMT -5
*an evil monkey that lives in a closet walks in*i am mightysages lawyer.i am here to sue you for....100 billion dollars!*puts pinky up to mouth*
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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 9, 2004 15:44:45 GMT -5
you have any old time thingys?
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Aug 9, 2004 15:48:03 GMT -5
Hang on a second, you can't sue me!
Monkey: Why not?
Shrimpy: Because, you're frozen in carbonite!
Monkey: No I'm not!
(Shrimpy shoots him with a gun which freezes him in carbonite)
Shrimpy: There... (places the monkey in a display next to several other people frozen in carbonite. He attaches a $10000 price tag to it) Now, old time thingees? Well, I've got a lot. What exactly are you looking for?
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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 9, 2004 15:48:49 GMT -5
dont know just any cool ones
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Aug 9, 2004 15:51:48 GMT -5
How about this medieval torture device...
(shows him a penny farthing bicycle - the one with a big wheel - which is upside down)
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Post by MightySage on Aug 9, 2004 15:52:20 GMT -5
evil lawyer guy:*appears in a puff of smoke*HEY!!!THERES NO DISCLAIMER FOR SOUL CALIBER 2!!!!YOU ARE GONNA FRY!!!
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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 9, 2004 15:56:57 GMT -5
*Zoid and Winston Churchill from ''Zoid and Curchill travel time and space'' appere*
TV Zoid: Churchill where are we
Churchill: dont know
real Zoid: holy crap its Winston Churchill
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Aug 9, 2004 17:07:11 GMT -5
Ahhh, prime minister Churchill!
And some person who looks like Zoidberg!
What are you both doing in my shop? Would you care to purchase these magic jelly babies?
Jelly babies: (weakly) Help us!
Churchill: What was that?
Shrimpy: (quickly) Nothing...
Evil Lawyer Guy: Hey, didn't I just say that you were gonna fry because there was no disclaimer?!?
Shrimpy: (holds up tiny piece of paper) Yes there is, it's right here!
Evil Lawyer Guy: Let me see that... (leans in close)
(Shrimpy punches him and knocks him out. He uses the carbonite gun again)
Shrimpy: Ahhh... Another one... This Mightysage guy doesn't give up, does he? Well, let's see how he likes this...
(Shrimpy calls Mightysage)
Hello, Mr. Tracey? This is Mr. Shrimpy of Mr. Shrimpy's mega store of evil... Yes, you're a "back stabbing asshole" too... Anyway, listen, it has come to my attention that you are trying to sue me for starting up a shop in competition with you... Uh-huh... Well, you didn't patent the idea, did you? No, I didn't think so... Anyway, I would like to warn you that if this continues, I will sue you for selling an unofficial Mr. Shrimpy robot replica at your store... Yes, I thought you'd say that... Yes, goodbye...
(hangs up)
That should keep him at bay...
Now, does anybody want anything or do I have to break out the anestetic?
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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 9, 2004 17:18:55 GMT -5
TV Zoid: we are here cuse
*black hole appers outside*
Zoid and Churchill rush off the deal with it by throwing a white hole at it
Churchill: that black hole was gona kill you all
TV Zoid: and to buy some cool stuff
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