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Post by Chupa Spotter on Apr 6, 2005 18:55:13 GMT -5
That guy must be a fat ass.
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Apr 7, 2005 14:15:21 GMT -5
Even compulsive eaters can be beaten by... SCARY ORIENTAL MAN WITH POOR TABLE MANNERS!!! How?: The man has no manners at all and sits with his legs appart, pulling stupid faces from the other side of the table and putting the hungry people off their food. Quote: "Are you going to eat that?"
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on Apr 7, 2005 21:16:26 GMT -5
But all oriental men fear the face of.......GENERAL MACARTHUR!!! How? MacArthur hates all orientals. He'll Island Hop them to hell! Quote: "We're not retreating, we're just teaching that Jap dirtbag a few manners."
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Apr 13, 2005 14:02:00 GMT -5
But all humans are powerless against the master of all that is good... FRANK OZ AND HIS PUPPET ALIASES!!! How?: He uses the force!!! And if that doesn't work, he throws a pie and says "Whacka whacka!!!" Quote: Yoda: "Hyyyyymmmmm" Fozzie: "Whacka whacka!!!"
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Post by GlacetheIceLord on Apr 13, 2005 17:16:11 GMT -5
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Apr 16, 2005 10:56:28 GMT -5
When you're overrun with bills, there's only one thing to do... STAGE YOUR OWN DEATH AND GO AND LIVE IN MEXICO!!! How?: By staging your own death, you are free from all debts (all debts are cancelled if you're dead). You just have to hide for a while till it all blows over, so go and live in Mexico! Quote: "(garbled Spanish then sings the Mexican hat song)"
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Apr 16, 2005 11:31:06 GMT -5
But what if Mexico was more dangerouse than Iraq right now....BEHOLD THE WRATH OF THE LICH KING!!!! How: he sends his mighty Undead army to Invade Mexico Quote:"Return the blade . . . complete the circle . . . release me from this prison!"
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on Apr 19, 2005 0:16:51 GMT -5
No dead or spooky thing can refuse the PUMPKIN KING!!! How? Jack is the freaking Pumpkin King! To a guy in Kentucky he's Mr. Unlucky, and since he is dead he can take off his head to recite Shakespearean quotations! Quote: "And I, Jack! The Pumpkin King! Have grown ever tired of the same old skeleton posers..."
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Apr 23, 2005 0:24:09 GMT -5
HOLY CRAP!!! THATS A FREAKIN GOOD ONE!!!!
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Apr 27, 2005 12:14:38 GMT -5
You're right, that is a pretty damn tough one, so I'm gonna have to resort to drastic measures... How?: The Magnifying glass is aimed at Jack and magnifies the sunlight towards the Pumpkin King, melting him!!! Quote: "PUBERTY!!!"
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Apr 30, 2005 1:24:01 GMT -5
But No Magnyfying Glass can Withstand The Might of the BURNINATOR!!!! How: Hes Trogdor!!! Nobody, not even Godzilla can beat him! He in Invincable! He can Melt that Magnifying glass with a single flame! Quote: ROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOORRR!!!!
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on May 21, 2005 12:04:10 GMT -5
Nobody can beat him you say? I beg to differ... It's Oggelsby in a butler costume!!! How?: Denies the Burninator access to the mansion then sets the dogs on him. Quote: "You got served!!!"
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Jun 10, 2005 20:49:53 GMT -5
Poor ol` oggelsby Must Face CHEN STORMSTOUT!! How?: He dranches poor Oggie in alchohol, and Lights a match! Quote: "I Bring 'Panda-monium'!!!"
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Jun 16, 2005 9:07:44 GMT -5
No Panda can penetrate THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA!!! How?: It's big and can't be penetrated (penetrated is a fun word) by Panda bears. Even alcoholic Warcraft Panda bears. Quote: "I so big, I can see my howse fwom hya!"
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Jun 21, 2005 22:06:26 GMT -5
GODZILLA! How: He steps on the great wall... Quote: *godzilla roar*
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