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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Mar 18, 2005 15:53:40 GMT -5
The way this works is the first person (me!!!) posts a random picture of ANYTHING (nothing pornographic, please) and then the next person posts another image of something that would beat it in a fight. The next person posts something that will beat THAT and so on. An explanation of what it is must be given and how it beats the thing before it. Also, it'd be fun to have them utter a relevant quote (Microwave: i.e. "It's COOKING time, bitch!!!") I will take the first 3 gos to show what I mean... Up first is the loveable old star of the recent drama "Dad", Richard Briers: Quote: "Hey kids, I'm Richard Briers! Time for you to die!"
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Mar 18, 2005 15:58:33 GMT -5
But how will Richard Briers cope when faced with an OCTOPUS!!! How?: The octopus wraps itself around Richard's face and suffocates the poor old chap!!! Quote: "Eight is enough!!! Enough to kill you!!!"
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Mar 18, 2005 16:00:52 GMT -5
But Octopus has no chance when battling a SCUBA DIVER!!! How?: The Scuba Diver scoops up the octopus and squeezes it till death!!! Quote: "That's deep... REALLY deep..."
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Mar 18, 2005 16:16:51 GMT -5
Even when he looks completely different and is accompanied by a female companion, Scuba Diver is no match against... SHARK!!! How?: First he shoots them, then he grinds their bodies down into little pieces which he bakes into cookies for the local orphanage. Quote: "They say falling coconuts kill more people than sharks per year... Too bad there ain't any coconut trees round here, huh?"
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Mar 18, 2005 16:18:27 GMT -5
Surely nothing can kill a shark... Appart from ELECTRICITY!!! How?: Electrocutes the shark and, as a result, the entire ocean. Quote: "This might come as a shock..."
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Mar 18, 2005 16:27:46 GMT -5
Electricity will kill us all!!! The only ones who can possibly stop it's evil wrath are... The Amish!!! How?: The Amish believe in traditional methods of life and the rewards of doing work manually. Very... strange... Yes, but since they don't use electricity, they can beat it in a duel. Quote: "As Christians, we should work as brothers... Didn't Cain murder his brother?"
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Mar 18, 2005 16:31:59 GMT -5
Someone else go, now!!!
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Post by Vensent on Mar 18, 2005 16:39:16 GMT -5
But the Amish aren't very prepared when faced with... KITTENS WITH SNIPER RIFLES!!! How?: The kitten waits in the shadows until the unsuspecting Amish people become visible and then, BAM!! Quote: Meow
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Post by Vensent on Mar 18, 2005 16:46:25 GMT -5
Thank you, Alex.
How do you do that?
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Mar 18, 2005 16:53:37 GMT -5
Kitten's can't swim... He's clinging on for dear life... Praying that Oggelsby doesn't have curry tonight... How?: The Kitten falls into the toilet and can't get out (like a spider in the bath!!!) Quote: "You're looking flushed!" P.S: Set, 'tis difficult now; Imageshack has changed it's layout. Scroll down to "Direct link to this image" and place it between the image board jargon (the [img.]and[/img.] without the dots)... Then press preview to see if it works...
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Post by GlacetheIceLord on Mar 18, 2005 17:09:43 GMT -5
Yes but A toilet is no mach for people who need to let it all out of the rear! How?: All the nasty stuff coming from the rear will clog it up! Quote: "Smells like a victory"
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Mar 18, 2005 17:26:53 GMT -5
Hey fatties... It's me, Dr. Atkins!!! How?: Makes the fatties cut carbohydrates from their diets and die due to the lack of them. Quote: "Live and let diet!!!"
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Post by GlacetheIceLord on Mar 18, 2005 17:55:07 GMT -5
Yes but he will become Fat by the hot dogs! img207.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img207&image=dog7rs.pngHow:The doctor can resist the goodness of the hotdog and after one he will want more! And become fat! And then he will kill himself because he is giant! Quote:"Our yumminess has done the job again"
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Mar 18, 2005 18:11:15 GMT -5
That'll force the bastards out!!! How?: They're laxatives!!! Quote: "Better out than in..."
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Mar 18, 2005 19:25:00 GMT -5
Ah, But all laxitives Perish in the STOMACH ACID!!! How?: Laxitives will desolve in stomach acid! Quote: "Burn, Baby! Burn!!!"
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