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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Mar 18, 2005 19:42:11 GMT -5
Stomach acid can be removed by CLUMSY MEDICAL STUDENTS!!! How?: The stomach acids (and stomach) are removed acidentally. Derf!!! Quote: "Whoops!!! You don't need a liver, do ya?"
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Mar 18, 2005 22:15:08 GMT -5
How?: The clumsy medical students are Rejected by the SURGEON GENERAL!!! Quote: "You Idiots! they do need a Liver! and A stomach!"
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Mar 19, 2005 8:29:23 GMT -5
But he didn't wager on... THE CLUMSY MED. TEAMS' LAWYERS!!! How?: Sue the Surgeon General for unfair dismissal. Quote: "We'll see you in court!!!"
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Post by Vensent on Mar 19, 2005 14:50:25 GMT -5
But they all fall under the power of... THE CHARLIE DANIELS BAND!!!! How?: They hit them over their heads with their instruments. Quote: The South's Gonna Do It Again
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Mar 19, 2005 15:01:08 GMT -5
Judging by the image, they are country singers, right? Well, no country singer can combat the power of A FREAKIN' HUGE RABBIT WHICH HAS EATEN THEIR HORSES!!! How?: The rabbit eats their horses, then hops away, leaving them to WALK HOME and die of exhaustion!!! Quote: "Hoppidy-doppity doodle!!! I'm a freakin' huge rabbit!"
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on Mar 19, 2005 16:32:23 GMT -5
But no mutant rabbit is a match for the greatest hunter of the American frontier! How? Davey Crockett whips out his Kentucky Long rifle and plants a ball of lead in that rabbit's head! Quote: "Born on a mountaintop in Tennesee! This'll be as easy as swatting a bee!"
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Mar 19, 2005 17:29:58 GMT -5
Davey Crockett may have outsmarted them in the past, but when they band together, he stands no chance... An army of zombie raccoons!!! How?: They jump on his face and claw out his eyes. Quote: "Raccoons outsmarting Crockett? They'll be telling this tail for many a day!!!"
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Post by Vensent on Mar 19, 2005 20:03:44 GMT -5
However, the raccoons are a joke compared to... GIMPY, LORD OF ALL THAT BREATHES!!!! How?: He slices them into meat cubes! Quote: What a fitting end to such an unfit foe.
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Mar 19, 2005 20:20:59 GMT -5
But nothing can defeat Gimpy!!! I'll have to distract him with... AN IDIOT!!! How?: While Gimpy is distracted, educated/executing the fool, he is unable to fight the raccoons!!! Quote: "My careless use of resources could destroy the world? That's okay - I don't live in the world - I live in America!!!"
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Post by Vensent on Mar 19, 2005 20:47:04 GMT -5
What about True Lies?
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on Mar 19, 2005 21:42:40 GMT -5
ROFL Only one man can outsmart the president of the USA! None other than the philosopher himself and author of 'The Republic'......PLATO!!! How? Plato explains how a government is supposed to be run and the concept of philosopher kings and Bush has no choice but to step down! Quote: "It's not Playdo, it's Plato you barbarian!"
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Mar 20, 2005 5:06:34 GMT -5
Great Zeus!!! It's... ZEUS!!! How?: The God of ancient Greece smites Plato and throws lightening at him. Quote: "Swine of Hades!!! Feel my wrath!!!"
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Post by Vensent on Mar 20, 2005 11:45:12 GMT -5
Potato Chips will conquer Zeus! How?: They'll fatten him up and make him lazy and powerless. Quote: *crunch*
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Mar 20, 2005 13:22:35 GMT -5
That can be stopped by... THE IRISH!!! How?: A terrible potato famine sweeps the land and potatoes have to be rationed and cannot be used to make chips. Quote: "Irish eyes are smilin'!!!"
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Mar 20, 2005 13:32:24 GMT -5
Hey! thats Cheating! nothing Can beat the Irish!! (Im partly Irish ;D)
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