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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Mar 20, 2005 13:57:58 GMT -5
Well, if something can't be beaten, it can be distracted (like George Bush distracted Gimpy).
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Post by Vensent on Mar 20, 2005 15:26:45 GMT -5
I beg to differ Bengl... The South Park ninjas!! How?: They use their ninja powers on the Irish. Quote: Let's fighting love!
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Post by GlacetheIceLord on Mar 20, 2005 16:39:44 GMT -5
Yes but they dont stand a chance against parents! How:The parents will find out they had weapons and ground them! Quote: I dont have one! EDIT BY ALEX: Glace, sorry about this but I had to change your picture; the one you were using was way too big. Hope you don't mind - if you ever need quality South Park pics use www.southparkstudios.com
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Mar 20, 2005 16:57:42 GMT -5
The kids' parents can be beaten by... HERPES!!! How?: The boys hire a prostitute to give their parents herpes after being grounded. Quote: Cartman: "How come you don't have herpes, mum?" Mrs. Cartman: "Mummy has them somewhere else..." Cartman: "Kickass!"
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Post by GlacetheIceLord on Mar 20, 2005 19:21:24 GMT -5
No Alex I dont mind! As a matter of a fact I like it better! Thanks!
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Post by Vensent on Mar 21, 2005 17:58:38 GMT -5
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on Mar 21, 2005 18:52:15 GMT -5
But the Samurai are no match for technology and the gattling gun!!! How? The thing freaking shoots them! Quote: ::machine gun sounds::
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Post by ULTRAMACE on Mar 25, 2005 14:31:59 GMT -5
But that gun is certainly no match for... THE MAN OF STEEL!! No explanation needed.
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Apr 1, 2005 8:44:43 GMT -5
But Superman stands no chance against his old nemesis... GENE HACKMAN!!! How?: Gene goes undercover as Jury consultant Rankin Fitch in the movie based on John Grisham's "The Runaway Jury" and turns the tables on Superman, resulting in the superhero being sent down for a crime he didn't commit!!! Quote: "We find superman guilty of parking in a no parking zone!!!"
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Post by ULTRAMACE on Apr 1, 2005 9:46:11 GMT -5
OOOHHH Good one.
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Post by Vensent on Apr 2, 2005 14:21:23 GMT -5
How can Gene Hackman beat Jeeves from askjeeves.com? Jeeves knows everything! How?: He finds his weakness, then uses it to defeat him! Quote: “OGFM! THAT D0()DZ GOT A GUN11!!111!oNE+Shift *Bang*”
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Apr 2, 2005 14:58:36 GMT -5
Jeeves can be beaten by a faulty server!!! How?: None of the search results show up!!! Quote: "You just got served, baby!!!"
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Post by GlacetheIceLord on Apr 2, 2005 18:19:12 GMT -5
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Apr 2, 2005 18:36:12 GMT -5
But no man is a match for... MR. SHRIMPY'S FAMOUS LOBSTER ARMY!!! How?: The lobster army pounce the man and his team of buddies and rip out their throats. Quote: (raspy) "Humansss are ssscum!!!"
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Post by ULTRAMACE on Apr 5, 2005 13:04:48 GMT -5
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