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Post by Bahamut on Aug 13, 2004 17:54:55 GMT -5
page has been read
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on Aug 13, 2004 17:56:20 GMT -5
We have to continualy read it to keep from straying too much.
What's the point of this story again?
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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 13, 2004 17:58:30 GMT -5
the plot or why i made the RP?
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Post by Bahamut on Aug 13, 2004 18:07:59 GMT -5
I got to page 4 and read one part and too tierd to continue all i got from the story that we're looking for a treasture so how do i fit in the crew??
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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 13, 2004 18:10:34 GMT -5
you can be what ever crew member you want to be
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Post by Bahamut on Aug 13, 2004 18:12:46 GMT -5
No i mean how do i enter to the story i cant just pop in you'll to find a way of meeting of something i think of something and write it tomorrow
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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 13, 2004 18:13:44 GMT -5
you can think of it
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Post by Bahamut on Aug 13, 2004 18:15:05 GMT -5
I write something tomorrow now it's too late and im tierd so good night all
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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 13, 2004 18:15:44 GMT -5
k night
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on Aug 13, 2004 19:05:54 GMT -5
No, i know what the story is, I was just making an ironic sarcastic joke.
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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 13, 2004 19:06:58 GMT -5
lol good one
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on Aug 14, 2004 0:50:49 GMT -5
The crew of "The Dancing Dolphin" are suited in sturdy leather Chinesha armor, similar to Japanesha samurai armor. A large Chinesha banner has been placed on the ship's bow, along with the flag of the rogues. The rogue ship is one of only 3 Chinesha sky ships. The fleet will be challenging a Scottish sky fleet of 8 ships.
Captain Gimpy stands near the helm, his twin swords sheathed on his back. Zach the pilot is most certain his skills at the wheel will prove most efficient. The rest of the crew is manning powerful starboard and portside cannons, and are armed with swords, axes, boys, and hand guns of their own. The rogue sky ship hovers in the center of the 3 ship line above the Great Wall. Off in the distance, the torches of the Scottish army can be seen sweeping through the city.
Alex: I hope this proves to be a wise and valorous move for us...
Ben: I have tiger claws!
Calum: I'm still a little hesitant...
Alex: Oh common, we're gonna bloody up them blighters!
Zach: Captain, we are fully prepared to engage in combat. The Scottish fleet is 14 moves away. Do we engage?
Gimpy: Not yet. Send the order to the other two ships, we stand our air.
Zach: Aye sir.
The crew watch from the air as the army reaches the Great Wall and massive fighting breaks out. Rushing in with great haste are the 6 Scottish sky ships. They are getting closer. Finaly, when they are only a hair out of gun range, Gimpy initiates the attack! "The Dolphin" rushes forward and the Chinesha ships soon follow! The scottish are taken by surprise and fire! Cannon fire and bow fire glint across the sky!
Gimpy: Hit the portside brakes!
The ship's portside brakes are hit and it quickly swivels to its side, the full armament of Alex and Calum's starboard defenses gazing at the Scottish. Suddenly they fire, cannons bursting and a volley of fire arrows striking an enemy ship! It explodes and debris drifts to the ground!
The Dolphin takes several hits and Calum misses a stray arrow. Gimpy continues shouting battle orders to Zach and the Chinesa ships. ::Play the "Waterworld" theme:: With expert skill Zach brings the sky ship around the scottish, diving below their ships to strike them from the bottom, zipping between their vessels, and annhilating 3 of them! Suddenly a Chinesa ship pilot is killed at his vessel swirves downward, crashing into the ground.
Alex aims a fire arrow carefully at an aggressive vessel, and launches it! The arrow wizzes through the air and then strikes the Scottish liquor hold! The alcohol ignites and sends the ship ablaze!
Alex::smoothly:: I guess they shouldn't drink and fly! Calum: That was pretty dumb. Alex: Yeah, I know.
Suddenly the Dolphin is rammed by behind and Scottish berserkers board wieleding hefty axes and hefty beards!
Gimpy: Alas my blades will shine!
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on Aug 19, 2004 0:46:01 GMT -5
Bengl is the first to enter the fray! The Full Moon leaps up from behind the smokey clouds and suddenly he becomes a large fierce weretiger! Pouncing on the Scottish and slicing through their gut, Bengl proves to be an expert of combat!
With the gleaming of the Full Moon upon them Gimpy also loses control, his hair jumping out and his eyes filled with....craziness is the only word i can think of.... He joins Bengl, his two swords slicing and cleaving!
Alex and Calum fire arrow after arrow into the berserkers, and one catches them in the act! He wields his mighty axe above his head and charges the two! Calum fires an arrow into his chest, and he keeps running! Alex fires one into his abs, and he keeps running!
Calum: Christ... ::BAM!!::
The berserker falls down with a bullet in his head, Zach gleams behind the helm, blowing the smoke out of his pistol.
Gimpy: There is no stop to our foes! ::cuts the head off a bald man::
Zach: Well why don't I turn on the propellers and fly away from their boarding ship?
Gimpy: I don't know. Will it work?
Zach: Sure! ::The ship creaks as it unhinges from the Scottish ship's boaridng ramps, and then suddenly flies off with great speed! The scottish look back at their ship::
Shrimpy: Why don't you jump off boys? ::The scottish look at each other, nod their heads, and jump....except one....::
A large shirtless Scott with a keg of beer around his neck runs at Alex with a long spear! With a large thrust and yell of anger, the Scott burries the head of the weapon inside Alex's belly! He chokes as Calum slices the spear inhalf with his short blade and then jumps upon him, stabbing his throat!
The whole crew: ALEX!!!
Alex makes a little wave and then falls from the railing of the ship and into the jungle!
Gimpy: We have to get him! Shrimpy: Why? Calum: Zach, pull this ship down to the trees! We must find him!
Chinesha Captain ::shouting from his ship:: The Scottish are deploying 3 more ships! We must destory them! ::Zach gives him the finger::
Zach: We're diving downward!
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Aug 20, 2004 15:07:17 GMT -5
Narrator: Meanwhile down below, Alex has landed in the jungles of Chinesa...
Alex: I appear to have landed in the jungles of Chinesa...
Narrator: No sh*t, Sherlock!
Alex: F*ck you!
Narrator: Unfortunately, it appears that he has a huge spear embedded in his stomach...
(Alex tugs on the spear)
Alex: It's stuck, alright...
(A huge panda appears behind Alex)
Alex: All right! A meal...
(The Panda slashes at him. Alex kicks it hard in the nuts, pissing it off)
(The Panda moves in for the kill as dramatic music plays)
Alex: this looks like the end!
(freezeframe)
Old Southern Narrator: Now folks in Hazard county hadn't seen a Panda bear attack in some time. Buckle your seatbelt, folks, you're in for a bumpy ride!
(Dukes of Hazards transition ditty plays. Commercial break. When we return, we find Alex has gone back in time by a few seconds and is now actually further away from the bear - I hate when they do that on TV shows! They move after the cliffhanger! It sucks!)
Alex: To reiterate, this looks like the end!
(Suddenly, the panda is blown to pieces by cannonballs. Alex looks up to see a Scottish ship shooting at it)
Alex: Dude... The scottish saved me!
(The ship lands nearby. Scotsmen exit and walk over)
Scotsman 1: Ye fought well, young warrioh!
Scotsman 2: Ye have ar blessing ta continuh!
Alex: (confused) What the...
(Suddenly, the crew of the Dancing dolphin appear from the Scottish ship)
Alex: Hey guys... What's going on?
Gimpy: Well, before you fell we blew up their alcohol hold, remember?
Alex: Yes...
Zach: Without whiskey, the Scots soon sobered up and saw sense...
Calum: And we didn't have to kill any of them!
(Michael tries to divert Calum's attention to thousands of Scottish corpses lying behind him, but Gimpy stops him and shakes his head)
Scots leader: Anyway, you wee lads betta be runnen alung! There's wurk ta be done!
Scots: AI!
(The Scots leave to a bagpipe melody)
Oggelsby: Wait! You forgot your parting gift!
(He holds up a "Duty free" bag, full of whiskey. Soon the Scots have downed the bottles and are chasing our party out of the jungle, through the great wall of Chinesa before they finally leave them alone)
Zach: Why the f*ck did you give them whiskey?!?
Oggelsby: (crying) It's not even alcoholic! It's not even alcoholic!
Satinder: Hey... Where's Calum...
(Back with the scots, Calum is downing whiskey and attempting to break dance. Meanwhile, back where the other guys are)
Alex: I'll go get him...
(Alex sneaks back into the scottish base camp)
Alex: Calum, come on. We've gotta go...
Calum: (slightly drunk) You ain't my mother, laddie!
Scotsman 3: What's guin on here?
Alex: (forcing accent) Helloo, I'm... Angus McCloud... an I'm here ta get me friend...
Scotsman 3: Oh, go right a head, laddie!
(Alex and Calum return to the others)
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on Aug 21, 2004 3:08:12 GMT -5
Gimpy: Come you battle weary scoundrels! To the ship!
Back on the ship...
Zach: We're off and flying over the Chinesha jungles!
Alex: Flying over? We need to go through it, remember?
Zach: yes, but i don't remember why.
Shrimpy: I think it was treasure!
Oggelsby: I think it was Oscar Meyer!
Gimpy: Well I think we should just go on foot!
Back on foot...
Gimpy: Yes, that's right, bring the supplies. ::Princess tries to walk off the ramp:: Hey hey! Where do you think you're going?
Michael: Yes, I think you should stay Princess. ::Alex gives him a glance::
Gimpy (In sign language of the rogues) ~She should stay, she could be eaten by snakes, or head hunters. Maybe we'll find moles! I hope not! Anyways, its too dangerous.
Princess: I can handle the danger. ::Gimpy, Michael, Alex, and Zach look at her strangely::
Zach: You understood?
Princess: Yeah, you're using sign language, half the earth's population knows it...
Gimpy (talking into a memo recorder): Invent new rogue language...maybe dolphin squeaks...
Zach: Well, there's no use carrying on this convo and wasting time when we all know she's coming. Let's move it people!
The adventurers walk in single file, and some have trouble doing so having spent so much time in the air...and too much time in gramps' old cough medicine cabinet, if you know what I mean.
Back in Alaska...
Alaskan Bear Hunter: Hmmm...something tells me the bear is weary....
Alaskan Bear Hunter 2: Hmmmm...something tells me you're a doofus.
Bradly Wood: No, you're a doofus Matthew!
Alaskan Bear Hunter 3: Something tells me this is irrelevant to the story.....
Yes....too irrelevant, or is it?
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