Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Aug 9, 2004 14:29:42 GMT -5
(out on the deck, the weather is still bad)
Michael: (shielding his face) Jeez, I had no idea the job'd be this hard...
Zach: That's what seperates my crew from the bigger skyship businesses... We're the only crew daring enough to brave this kind of weather!
Michael: (under his breath) You mean the only crew stupid enough...
(Suddenly, a loud smash is heard and the entire ship shakes. Alex and Miss Chang - let's just leave that as her name - run out of the cabin)
Alex: Holy sh*t! What the f*ck was that?
Zach: I'm not sure... But I'll bet they know!!!
(He points at a team of sky bandits riding on griffins. They are led by Lynnesey, Doofus and Dorkus and are followed by a flying wagon, pulled by yet another griffin)
Lynnesey: Hand over your cargo!
Michael: What do we do?
Zach: Return fire!
(Michael loads a cannon and fires, knocking a drone off his griffin)
Dorkus: Look out!!!
(Another cannonball is fired, knocking yet another drone off to his doom)
Lynnesey: (worried) Retreat!!!
(The griffins attempt to fly away, but Michael stops the wagon via magic)
Miss Chang: Who were they?
Zach: Sky bandits... Let's look what they had in the wagon...
(He opens the wagon. Inside are 6 more people; Calum, Satinder, Neil, Oggelsby, Shrimpy and I.C. Nuffing)
Michael: Hey, there's people inside!
Alex: Oh my God... Guys?
(the guys look up)
Guys: Alex?
Calum: We thought you died in that terrible shipwreck where the mast snapped off...
Shrimpy: (suspiciously) Yes... Snapped off... (hides saw behind his back)
Alex: No, I escaped and met Zach here. We founded this shipping company.
Satinder: Cool.
Alex: Anyway, what happened to you guys?
Oggelsby: We were kidnapped by those bandits!
Alex: Why?
Calum: We don't know... We think they were looking for this... (holds up map)
Alex: What is it?
Satinder: We don't know; we found it in I.C. Nuffing's quarters...
I.C. Nuffing: I don't know how it got there...
Alex: This seems suspicious...
Zach: Let me see that! (grabs the map) Holy crap!
Neil: What?
Zach: This is a map that leads to the ancient treasure of Lobsteria!
Calum: Cool!!!
Alex: Wow, can we find it, Zach?
Zach: I don't know; we have to get the princess to her destination...
Miss Chang: I don't mind taking a little short cut...
Zach: Well, it's miles out of our way...
Satinder: Come on!
Zach: Look, even if the princess doesn't mind, you guys are still a liability! I'll bet there are pirates looking for you as we speak!
Michael: Come on, Zach! There's money in it!
Zach: (thinks of the money) Well, okay, but you guys'll all need to help out around the ship!
I.C. Nuffing: I'll be Navigator!
Zach: (unenthusiastic) Maybe that's not the best job for you...
Michael: (shielding his face) Jeez, I had no idea the job'd be this hard...
Zach: That's what seperates my crew from the bigger skyship businesses... We're the only crew daring enough to brave this kind of weather!
Michael: (under his breath) You mean the only crew stupid enough...
(Suddenly, a loud smash is heard and the entire ship shakes. Alex and Miss Chang - let's just leave that as her name - run out of the cabin)
Alex: Holy sh*t! What the f*ck was that?
Zach: I'm not sure... But I'll bet they know!!!
(He points at a team of sky bandits riding on griffins. They are led by Lynnesey, Doofus and Dorkus and are followed by a flying wagon, pulled by yet another griffin)
Lynnesey: Hand over your cargo!
Michael: What do we do?
Zach: Return fire!
(Michael loads a cannon and fires, knocking a drone off his griffin)
Dorkus: Look out!!!
(Another cannonball is fired, knocking yet another drone off to his doom)
Lynnesey: (worried) Retreat!!!
(The griffins attempt to fly away, but Michael stops the wagon via magic)
Miss Chang: Who were they?
Zach: Sky bandits... Let's look what they had in the wagon...
(He opens the wagon. Inside are 6 more people; Calum, Satinder, Neil, Oggelsby, Shrimpy and I.C. Nuffing)
Michael: Hey, there's people inside!
Alex: Oh my God... Guys?
(the guys look up)
Guys: Alex?
Calum: We thought you died in that terrible shipwreck where the mast snapped off...
Shrimpy: (suspiciously) Yes... Snapped off... (hides saw behind his back)
Alex: No, I escaped and met Zach here. We founded this shipping company.
Satinder: Cool.
Alex: Anyway, what happened to you guys?
Oggelsby: We were kidnapped by those bandits!
Alex: Why?
Calum: We don't know... We think they were looking for this... (holds up map)
Alex: What is it?
Satinder: We don't know; we found it in I.C. Nuffing's quarters...
I.C. Nuffing: I don't know how it got there...
Alex: This seems suspicious...
Zach: Let me see that! (grabs the map) Holy crap!
Neil: What?
Zach: This is a map that leads to the ancient treasure of Lobsteria!
Calum: Cool!!!
Alex: Wow, can we find it, Zach?
Zach: I don't know; we have to get the princess to her destination...
Miss Chang: I don't mind taking a little short cut...
Zach: Well, it's miles out of our way...
Satinder: Come on!
Zach: Look, even if the princess doesn't mind, you guys are still a liability! I'll bet there are pirates looking for you as we speak!
Michael: Come on, Zach! There's money in it!
Zach: (thinks of the money) Well, okay, but you guys'll all need to help out around the ship!
I.C. Nuffing: I'll be Navigator!
Zach: (unenthusiastic) Maybe that's not the best job for you...