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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 9, 2004 17:59:34 GMT -5
(bye)
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Aug 10, 2004 16:23:20 GMT -5
(is somebody gonna post?)
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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 10, 2004 16:24:29 GMT -5
(i will)
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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 11, 2004 19:33:09 GMT -5
Cut to map and red line scene
a red line travels across a map as the Indiana Jones theme plays
Map fades out when red line stops
Alex: WILL YOU STOP THE NOSE!!!!
Cut to where we see Michael has enchanted a bunch of instruments to play the song and everyone but Alex is dancing to it
Zach: but I thought my new song would be great adventure music
Alex: well its not
Calum: but everyone else thought it was
Alex: fine then play on
Music starts back up
Alex walks back on deck
Princess Chang walks up to him (this sound more time right)
Princess Chang: good sir why aren’t you having fun with the rest of your crewmates?
Alex: I just don’t know why
Princess Chang: but good sir you don’t have to know why to do it,
Alex grabs hold of her hand
Alex: please call me Alex
Princess Chang looks away blushing
Princess Chang: yes good sir. I mean Alex
Alex leans closer
Princess Chang leans closer
Zach: YOU TWO LOVE BIRDS GET IN HEAR NOW ON THE DOUDLE!!
Alex and Princess Chang walks into the planing room
Princess Chang: I can explain
Zach cuts her off
Zach: we will talk about this later; right now there is the matter of finding the treasure of Lobsteria
Zach: Mr. Ian Charlie Nuffing will explain more on it
I.C. Nuffing: pleas sir just call me I.C. Nuffing. Well as you can see the ancient city of Lobsteria lies deep in Jangolea a land controlled be the savage Mongolians
Alex: don’t you mean Jangollians
I.C. Nuffing: no Mongolians, we will have to dock on a city in Chinesha and then go through one of the gates in The Great Wall of Chinesha and into Jangolea and then through the capitol city of the Mongolians, Mongolia and from their on to the great Mongolian jungle.
Zach: you hear the man any questions?
Satinder: what with all the weird names?
Alex: ya
Zach: don’t know
Next day
Cat to Zach’s office where Alex and Princess Chang are sitting
Zach: I am ashamed of both of you. Alex how could you a Rouge fraternize with the Princess of the Skydust nation?
Alex: I we could just explain
Zach cuts him off
Zach: I know all too well what a saw and you Princess Chang, how could you someone a noble blood even give such a rouge a second thought?
Princess Chang: well
Zach cuts her off too
Zach: I don’t want any answers, but Alex lucky for you that the Captain (who I want Gimpy to play) is at the port in Chinesha where we will be docking
Alex: o crap
Zach: yes o crap indeed, so I let him deal with you. NOW GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!!
Alex and Princess Chang leave Zach: dam it why do I have to be captain instead of the happy-go-lucky pilot?
Michael: cause the real captain is gone, but luckily he’ll be back soon
Zach: thank the gods, and why are you hear anyway
Michael: cause you seam stressed
The self playing instruments come in playing Zach’s new song (aka the Indiana Jones theme) Zack face lights up with a smile and he gets out his Satyr pipes and starts playing along with them
Michael walks out to everyone outside
Calum: so how is he?
Michael: you’ll see
Zach comes out leading the self playing instruments
Zach: come on everyone its time to have fun
Everyone starts dancing, Michael summons some food and Zach goes back to playing his Satyr pipes
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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 11, 2004 19:51:37 GMT -5
(Gimpy you can join now? PLZ i made a place to put you in and everything ;D)
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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 11, 2004 20:31:09 GMT -5
(anyoone want to post?)
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on Aug 11, 2004 22:45:23 GMT -5
Name: Captain Gimpy Ignacious Hoagey
Disc: Tall, thin, red hair, big eyes, 4 fingers on each hand, always wears a stylish tie!
Race: Human (Moonatic)
Class: Magician/Hunter
Equipment: 2 swords, a harpoon, and a dashing wooden pipe.
Bio: Graduated from Hogwarts as a pro-magician. Later posed as a sky pilot to make money. He became so good at it, he made it a living. Now, he board Zach's sky-ship-thingy.
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on Aug 11, 2004 22:51:13 GMT -5
The skyship docks and a tall suave captain with one arm behind his back and the other holding his pipe below his mouth walks aboard.
Gimpy::in a very smooth, handsome voice:: Why hello.
Zach walks up and shakes the Captain's hand. Zach: Good to have you on board sir!
Gimpy: This ship is a fine one at that, but she needs a name. How about, "The Dancing Dolphin"?
The crew looks at him awkwardly. Zach: But we're rogues...
Gimpy: Me too. So I'll take command of "the Dolphin" and bring her to Jungolea (sp?) where we will find your precious treasure.
Michael: Where'd you learn about our treasure quest?
Gimpy: Well the whole world saw your Indiana Jones map scene and now its in the paper. You'll have half the gangsters in the world on your tail if you don't give me pork chops right now.
Ben: Quickly! Feed him!
Zach: What's that got to do with anything?
Gimpy: I'm not sure, but i'm really hungry. Now lets bring this bird around!
Gimpy takes the helm of the sky ship and gently brings it back in the air. And then they are off!
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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 11, 2004 22:58:29 GMT -5
Zach: what are you doing, you didn’t read into the thing in the paper, cues the rest of the jonnry has to be made and foot and plus I’m the only one who can fly this ship.
Gimpy: o right I forgot
Zach takes back the wheel and flies back to port
Zach: plus you command the crew and I fly the ship
And with that the Rogues of "The Dancing Dolphin" set off for The Great Wall of Chinesha
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Aug 11, 2004 23:02:06 GMT -5
Alex: Hurry! tie up Ben! The Full moon will rise any minit now!
Ben: I loth this part of the month......*is now tied up*
Zach: I still wont sleep soundly whith his roaring at night.... Lets put a Pice of Duck tape over his mouth!
Ben: No!
Everyone els: Good Idea!
*ben is now tied up with duck tape over his mouth*
Gimpy: the full moon rises....
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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 11, 2004 23:05:14 GMT -5
(well night eveyone)
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on Aug 11, 2004 23:14:23 GMT -5
The night is dark save for the immense light of the Full Moon! All the crew is below deck, drinking and suffocating except for Zach, Gimpy, and Ben who is tied to a 4 by 4.
Below deck...
Alex: The new captain seems so well groomed!
Michael: What's groomed?
Calum: I bet he can arm wrestle!
Alex: Why'd you bet on that?
Above deck...
Zach: Sure is nice, the Moon, eh Ben? ::looks back at the strapped Ben. He's now a large tiger with strained eyes, struggling to break free.:: What about you Captain?
Gimpy is staring out at the sky, motionless and saying nothing.
Zach: Captain?
Slowly, Gimpy turns around to face Zach. His combed hair is now flowing and standing on end, his eyes are red with veins and swirling with blue, and he has a massive grin that stretches across his oval head.
Gimpy: The Moon is my Master! I am but a slave!
Zach: Uh..yes....me too...
Gimpy: Faster you fool! IT IS STILL AHEAD OF US!!!
Zach::chokes:: What!?
Gimpy: THE WHALE!!!! HARPO THE FLYING WHALE!!! UHHAHAHAHA! UHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA!! MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!
Zach: Uh Alex...somethings wrong....
Gimpy: QUICKLY! WE MUST CATCH THE WHALE AND SELL ITS BLUBBER AT AN OVERLY HIGH PRICE!!!! FASTER! FASTER!!! AHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 12, 2004 6:09:36 GMT -5
Zach: yes well we should leave for The Great Wall of Chinesha on foot frist thing tomrow
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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 12, 2004 22:23:43 GMT -5
(next person)
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on Aug 13, 2004 4:24:58 GMT -5
(Note: Spelling might be a tad bad, it's late here...)
The next day the ship docks at a conveniently placed sky ship dock alone the Great Wall of Chinesa. Captain Gimpy and Pilot Zach prepare to pass through the Gate of the wall.
Gimpy::who is now dashing and smooth again:: Come on lets go, we must cross the Great Wall gate on foot! The Jangolia jungles are no place for a sky ship!
Zach: Common! Myself, Captain Gimpy, Alex, Calum, the other people who came with Calum, and Ben are to go into Jangolia! ::the princess trys to leave the ship by walking down the ramp:: Woah! Where do u think you're going? Jangolia is no place for a princess!
Gimpy: What? We have a princess on board?
Calum: Her name's Miis Chang!
Gimpy::mutters to self:: Blasphemy! Why cannot we ever have a Keira Knightley princess...
Alex: Ah, let her come Zach.
Zach: Why? We need to keep her safe.
Alex: Yeah...but...there are port cougars that will eat her on the ship!
Zach: WHAT!?
Alex: Yes, Chinesa is famous for its street roaming big cats, and its mixed ethnicity of all Asian people.
Zach: Great scott!
The party leaves the ship and Gimpy stops by a mechanic.
Gimpy: Fix her up pal. ::Flips him a gold coin::
Doc Brown the Mechanic: Great scott!
They journey cautiously through the heavily asian streets of chinsa, the princess with them. In 12 minutes they reach the Great Wall gate. Before they pass through it they are stopped by a two headed guard!
Mutant Guard: Stop! You cannot pass! Chinesa parliment is allowing no one to go beyond the wall!
Calum: Why?
Freaky Guard: Because a large host of Scottish men rides this way! They are hell bent on rasing Chinesa to the ground!
Zach: How do you raise a place to the ground?
Ugly weird guard's second head: I'm not sure! That's a saying that should be fixed!
Zach: Look, we are not scottish, if we were we'd show signs of intense intoxication. Now let us through.
Deformed guard:: stroking on of his head's beards:: Well, I will let you pass if you do one thing. If you will stay to defend the wall from the scottish invasion under the Chinesa flag then I will let you pass if your lives still remain of this earth after the battle.
Gimpy: What about of the Moon?
Messed up guard: Of course, that too.
Gimpy: YES! I can't lose!
Alex: Well if it's the only way...
Gimpy: It is master DR man! It is! TO WAR!!! ::runs off to the armory. The rest of the party follows::
Creepy freak-of-a man guard: Esselent.... ::strokes one of his 2 beards::
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