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Post by Vensent on Aug 8, 2005 15:58:46 GMT -5
Anytime you wake up and remember a dream you had, and you get on the forum, you can post what your dream was here, so you don't forget it. I'll start this with a dream I posted up on Josh's thread.
This afternoon I had a dream that I and my cat Wally were in my grandparents' house, but we walked out into a busy city street/square type thing. It looked like it was in Paris or something. But we went by this building entrance thingee with stairs, like a terrace, and at one side was a cave. Also note that Wally was about as tall as my shoulder or head or something, but in reality he's only a normal cat. (I just sneezed on my mom and it grossed her out... It made me smile) We went inside the cave, I think there were some dogs or shadowey things that Wally killed, maybe not, but anyway, at the end of the cave we walked into a hallway I hadn't known about in my grandparents' house. I walked into room and secretely shut the door behind me, but I noticed one side of the sheets of the bed were pulled to the middle, so obviously somebody was sleeping there and wasn't done, but had to get up. So I opened the door and was leaving, but my grandpa was walking back to the room and caught me. I quickly said I was looking for a bathroom... And a razor. He handed me a black one and I went back out of the cave.
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Post by phantom general on Aug 8, 2005 16:14:26 GMT -5
i drempt i was in the victorian age listening to hellraiser at full blast on my sound setup.
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Aug 8, 2005 16:24:14 GMT -5
Toblerone!!!
I have a lot of awesome dreams which I'll document tomorrow.
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Aug 8, 2005 17:04:30 GMT -5
I drempt that I wa Flying over the ocean, then I dove in to it, and got in a fight with a megalagon, it ate me, I met a Hippo man Who told me his name was Frolo McRoin..... Then I woak Up.....
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Post by Chupa Spotter on Aug 8, 2005 21:26:41 GMT -5
I once dreamt I was in a tower at an African zoo exhibit. ASome guy was standing next to me with a rifle and said somethin like "Don't move you'll scare them..." He then shot a Girrafe and the animals freaked and nocked the tower over then the animals stomped me to death. I hate that guy..... He was a bastard.....
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Post by Vensent on Aug 10, 2005 0:06:59 GMT -5
I won't post it all here, but I had a kick ass dream. Let's just say it involved human harvesting, WW2-esque atmosphere, big breasts, touching, extreme agility and athleticism, tiny invisible horses, New Mexican prisons, Inu Yasha, Mexican necklaces, underage prostitutes, and more.
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Aug 10, 2005 1:11:39 GMT -5
....Cool.....
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Post by Chupa Spotter on Aug 10, 2005 5:28:40 GMT -5
Sounds like back door sluts 9.
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Aug 10, 2005 5:44:38 GMT -5
I was somewhere up in the snowy mountains in the middle of winter, alone. I have no idea why I was there, but as I began to slowly descend the mountain path, I encountered a man scaling the side of the mountain and cleaning it(?) as well as two men wearing rubber masks of George Michael and Boy George (the masks were from the TV show "Bo' Selecta") and carrying a professional film crew camera. Recognising them from the TV, I went over and asked if I could have my photo taken with them. They agreed, so I started to search through my bag but couldn't find my camera. It took ages to find that damn camera - during this time, the season became Spring and all the snow melted, the guys in masks became Lou and Andy from "Little Britain" (who I'd rather be photographed with) and the man scaling the side of the mountain had taken Jake hostage and kept trying to kill me (with no success). I found the camera but didn't know how to use it, but, in the end, David Walliams (Lou) worked it out and I had a picture taken of me and Matt Lucas (Andy). Then, we were at my house, only it was also the school. I hung around with David and Matt for a while, then went and sat on the sofa next to my mum and watched children's BBC. My garden was on TV (with a massive trench down the middle) and I shouted "OUR GARDEN IS ON TV!!!" Kim was there (in reality, I had accidentally phoned her earlier that day and it was a very horrible experience that I do not wish to re-enact) as this was school, after all, and she said, in a very smarmy voice, "It's obviously a studio set". I got up out of my chair and began rapping off the top of my head and insulting her through my lyrics. Her face was a picture (Van Gough)!!! She started crying and then moving around the room to different groups of people and exclaiming loudly "I can't believe he said those horrible things!!!" My mum looked at me really angry, asked to see me in another room and locked us in the bathroom with the taps running. As soon as she did this, her expression changed to a pleased one and we sat down on the floor and she helped me write more anti-Kim lyrics. The End.
A bit of stuff happened in last night's dream. First up, I was Keith Lemon (a character from "Bo' Selecta" and "A Bear's Tail" who wants to fuck his next door neighbour, Patsy Kensit), only I didn't have a moustache. The dream was kind of fun because I got to grope Patsy Kensit's ass and boobs as I was talking to her in my funny accent (Keith Lemon has a lisp, as well as a Northern accent, a voice I keep switching to this week - probably what brought the dream on). The next dream was about Jake having a puppy with a girl dog that I could hold in my hands. It made me feel sad because Jake can't have puppies and also because in the dream, as I held that tiny version of Jake, I knew someday he would die. Which made me realise the same about big Jake and I woke up almost crying. The last dream was about a school trip to a theatre to see the Little Britain stage show, only half of the teachers were in wheelchairs (Mr. Arrandale was completely retarded in a Stephen Hawking sense) and also, Coronation Street's Fred Elliot was a teacher. We never actually saw the show, because most of the dream was about me and Calum going round the cafeteria and getting our meals before the show started. The meals came with an action figure of a man in a wheelchair. Weird.
I can explain most of the weirdness in these dreams; all of the Bo' Selecta and Little Britain references are because I've been watching shows done by the same two sets of people ("A Bear's tail" and "Rock profile") before bedtime, plus I do my voices all the time, most recently Keith Lemon (I was explaining the voice to my sister before I went to bed and also I'd talked in it when me and the gang were pretending to do martial arts in the park). Also, I watched Coronation Street not long before bed. No idea about the wheelchairs... Weird.
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Post by Chupa Spotter on Aug 10, 2005 17:43:20 GMT -5
That was awsome Alex. I havn't been able to remember any dreams lately so I can't post any. Except for this one about this super hot chick from my class but I can't go into details... Too many ears *Looks to the left and see's government spy with huge head phones and a directional mike*
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Post by Everyone's favourite slut. on Aug 11, 2005 13:52:28 GMT -5
I've had the most bizarre dream of all...
Watching myself, watching myself kill myself?
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Post by Chupa Spotter on Aug 12, 2005 5:24:33 GMT -5
You watched a clone of yourself kill you.... That gives me an idea... *Camera pans to an open refridgarator on it's side* Push me! *Art shoves the fridge and it flies off the side of a cliff*
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Post by Everyone's favourite slut. on Aug 13, 2005 15:58:23 GMT -5
That's right...I'm so fucked up in the head.
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Post by Chupa Spotter on Aug 13, 2005 22:13:13 GMT -5
You should get that out of it Kaveeta! You might get A.I.D.'s!
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Post by Chupa Spotter on Aug 14, 2005 22:56:49 GMT -5
I had a dream that I remembered last night. I was siting in my room and a large storm was brewin up outside. I was sitting with my mag light lookin out of my window and my family starts running around saying "Thats a category 7 hurricane!" I just sat there and started to play video games. Everybody left me alone. After I played video games for a while my window was blown open. And rain and debris started to fly in and I just sat there and kept playing. It was awsome, but theres a part I can remember but I can't picture it or describe it. It's weird.
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