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Post by Arnold on Mar 11, 2007 12:09:05 GMT -5
The concept is simple (Especially if you've read the books by the same title): Just choose one of a minimum of 2 choices that are given and expand upon the story.
This is an example: I was walking down the street when I decided to... A) Fall asleep. B) Eat a pinecone. C) Start running.
If the next poster chooses "A" then they would have to write about.
For example: I decided to fall asleep but then a noise woke me up and I: A) Saw a clown. B) Saw a dog.
The next poster chooses one of the options and just keeps writing about it.
The rules: You have to choose an option that the last poster made up and you have to have a minimum of two options after you finish writing your part.
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Post by Arnold on Mar 11, 2007 12:10:50 GMT -5
Ill start this off:
Bob wakes up in a forest. He sees a man, a bush and a deer. He:
A) Talks to the man. B) Checks the bush for berries. C) Tries to ride the deer.
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Post by PacoJoe on Mar 11, 2007 16:50:48 GMT -5
Bob wakes up in a forest. He sees a man, a bush, and a deer. He tries to ride the deer, but it gores him with its antlers and slashes his gut with its razor sharp hooves. As he is trying to shove his intestines back into his abdominal cavity, he sees three lumps in his large intestine, a triangular shaped lump, a square shaped lump, and an octagonal lump. He:
A) Slits open his intestines and retrieves the triangular lump B) Slits open his intestines and retrieves the square lump C) Slits open his intestines and retrieves the octagonal lump D) Ponders his options, says "Aww, screw it!" and violently retrieves all three objects from his intestines, in the process causing severe internal bleeding.
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Post by Arnold on Mar 12, 2007 15:53:20 GMT -5
(BTW, you don't need to copy and paste the whole story)
D) Ponders his options, says "Aww, screw it!" and violently retrieves all three objects from his intestines, in the process causing severe internal bleeding.
Bob is dead. Luckily, a shaman passed by and:
A) Transformed him into a bear. B) Into a pencil. C) Into a potato.
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Post by PacoJoe on Mar 12, 2007 19:33:12 GMT -5
C) Transformed him into a potato
After this astounding feat of magical whimsy, the shaman decided to eat Bob. He decided that the best way to eat potatos is to:
A) Eat them raw like an apple B) Chop them into slices and fry them in barbecue seasonings and then slather them in barbecue sauce...mmmmm.... C) Boil 'em D) Mash 'em E) Stick 'em in a stew
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Post by Arnold on Mar 12, 2007 19:49:46 GMT -5
B) Chop them into slices and fry them in barbecue seasonings and then slather them in barbecue sauce...mmmmm....
Unfortunately, the BBQ sauce is too hot so you...
A) Drink water B) Drink red bull C) Drink vodka
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Post by PacoJoe on Mar 12, 2007 19:54:17 GMT -5
Oh, most definately C) drink vodka
Unfortunately, your low body mass metabolizes the high alcohol content very rapidly causing you to black out. When you wake up, you find yourself stripped of your normal clothes and wearing a tutu in a strange dungeon like room. You
A) Try to force your way in between the bars on the window B) Sit and cry C) Try burrowing through the dense stone wall with your face D) Sit and wait for your captors to arrive
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Post by Arnold on Mar 12, 2007 20:00:34 GMT -5
A) Try to force your way in between the bars on the window
You manage to escape! You then...
A) Follow a weird smell B) Follow a weird sound
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Post by PacoJoe on Mar 12, 2007 21:25:05 GMT -5
A) follow a weird smell
After escaping, the smell of rotten eggs and turnips reaches your nostrils. Intrigued, you decide to follow it to its source. After a week long journey, you stumble upon Hugo Chavez's mythical weight room. The smell seems to be permeating from under his armpits. You
A) Exclaim loudly "Holy Jesus you stink!" B) Politely ask where the muffins of prosperity are kept C) Eat your own eyeballs because you are not worthy of this grand sight D) Burrow into his armpit to bask in the lovely aroma
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Mar 13, 2007 7:59:06 GMT -5
A) Exclaim loudly "Holy Jesus you stink!"
This makes Hugo angry and he decides to turn you into dust. You-
A) Run for your life. B) Stand their. C) Apologize. D) Eat a muffin.
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Post by MightySage on Mar 13, 2007 17:55:01 GMT -5
D) Eat a muffin.
As Hugo charges at you, the scent of the muffin calls forth none other than Bob Muffin, that one guy who beat up SB and GayBob! In one fluid motion, Bob grabs the muffin, takes a bite, then slams it in Hugo's mouth, instantly killing him with its holy flavor. upon seeing this, you:
A) Bow before him B) Run in fear that he'll want your precious muffins as payment C) take back your half-eaten muffin from Hugo's corpse
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Post by Arnold on Mar 13, 2007 19:40:02 GMT -5
C) take back your half-eaten muffin from Hugo's corpse
Unfortunately, there was a tape worm in it, so you...
A) Do a silly dance. B) Visit your doctor. C) Ignore it.
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Post by Arnold on Mar 16, 2007 12:31:26 GMT -5
Come on people, you gotta participate, or else it's not a game... it's just a sack of potatoes... raw potatoes...
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Post by PacoJoe on Mar 16, 2007 16:07:41 GMT -5
A) Do a silly dance.
You break out in an elaborate song and dance routine, but unfortunately you are still full from your potatoes and vodka from earlier. This strenuous physical activity doubled with the fullness of your stomach causes you to violently projectile vomit. As you fire these disgusting pukey projectiles, many a tree falls before you. However, something else happens: you hurl the aforementioned tapeworm out of your body and directly in to the waiting mouth of a peculiarly large water foul. After consuming said tapeworm, the oversized duck begins attacking you. In order to combat this, you:
A) Beat it with your fire poker, it's the perfect weapon B) Run away screaming like a banshee C) Curl up into the fetal position and wimper, all the while taking the punnishment like a man
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Post by Arnold on Mar 18, 2007 13:57:42 GMT -5
A) Beat it with your fire poker, it's the perfect weapon
The duck gets scared and says...
A) I am your father. B) I like ice cream.
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