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Post by PacoJoe on Mar 18, 2007 15:58:38 GMT -5
A) I am your father.
At this exciting revelation, you immediately cease the mindless beating of your newly discovered papa, screaming "DADDY!" After hours upon hours of catching up in his lair beneath the ocean, you grow tired of his aquatic shenanigans. Saying farewell, you:
A) Resume the beating B) Steal the keys to his submarine and go home C) Sit and continue talking even though you already made it clear that you were leaving
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Post by Arnold on Mar 18, 2007 16:47:11 GMT -5
A) Resume the beating
You killed your father and as a result you...
A) Go to prison B) Go to hell C) Go to Las Vegas
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Mar 18, 2007 16:53:07 GMT -5
C) Go to Las Vegas
You Misunderstand the concept of making a fortune on the craps tables, and get thrown out of the casino.
You....
A) Cry B) Go to a Bar and drown your Sorrows in Alcohol. C) Find a Prostitute.
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Post by Arnold on Mar 18, 2007 17:48:59 GMT -5
B) Go to a Bar and drown your Sorrows in Alcohol.
You get so drunk you...
A) Eat a rusty nail B) Eat a stale sausage C) Drink chemical "X"
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Post by PacoJoe on Mar 21, 2007 17:13:17 GMT -5
C) Drink chemical "X"
You uncork the old dusty bottle and take a large swig, and all of a sudden you find yourself turned into a large muffin. You:
A) Begin eating yourself B) Run out of the bar to avoid getting eaten by others C) Order a whiskey and continue trying to drown your sorrows, adding the fact that you're now a muffin.
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Mar 12, 2008 14:19:02 GMT -5
*ressurection-no-jutsu*
B) Run out of the bar to avoid getting eaten by others
While running you meet a crazy looking fellow, you:
A) Keep running. B) Become friends. C) Beat the shit out of him.
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Post by Arnold on Mar 12, 2008 15:08:57 GMT -5
A) Keep running.
You get so exhausted from running that you:
A) Eat a mango. B) Eat two mangos. C) Find the square root of 32654.
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Mar 12, 2008 17:17:06 GMT -5
A) Eat a mango.
The mango has tiny amounts of cocaine, which you become addicted to, you now,
A) Go on a rampage. B) Get more. C) Keep running.
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Post by MightySage on Mar 14, 2008 7:24:18 GMT -5
A) get more.
You soon develop an unsatisfiable addiction, which leads to a series of violent escapades in order to get your fix. One night, while walking the dirty alleys of New York City, you meet a Pimp named Cool D. Cool D offers you what you need if you entertain some of his gentlemen friends for a few hours. Irrational due to your cocaine addiction, you get into a car with tinted windows and are taken downtown and sexually abused by 4 businessmen on a pleasure trip. Scarred, but desperate for your drugs, you return to Cool D who spits on you and throws your cocaine on the floor into a puddle of piss. Tears streaming down your face at the realisation of the pathetic shell of the you you once were, you scramble around in the darkness for the tiny sachet. It isn't enough. You ask Cool D for more and he smiles, flashing his yellowing teeth and one gold one. Over the next few months, you become adapt at working the streets. You develop an ego and try to break away from Cool D, but he finds out. Cool D has some big friends who beat you up and gang rape you. However, you're a good moneymaker, so Cool D orders them to leave you alive and forces you to work with reduced salary. Things are down until, one night, you meet Jeff. Jeff doesn't realise you are a hooker and offers you a lift. As you sit there in his car, you feel safe. You tell him about your life and he is horrified. It emerges that Jeff is the manager of a small café in Vermont and he offers you a job waiting tables and the small room above the shop. It's not much, but it's better than all this. You consider.
A) go with Jeff B) Stay with Cool D C) realize that you're in a reposting of one of alex's posts, causing the Fourth Wall to break.
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Mar 14, 2008 8:35:29 GMT -5
C) realize that you're in a reposting of one of alex's posts, causing the Fourth Wall to break.
Your realize that Mightysage didn't even bother to change where it said Bengl. You now,
A) Chase after him. B) Beat the crap out of him. C) Move on.
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Post by MightySage on Mar 15, 2008 10:53:17 GMT -5
A) Chase after him.
You attempt to catch the elusive Sage, but he merely pulls one of his many escape tricks( Log-ed, clone, sb clone dressed as mightysage, etc. I got pages of these, i could go on.) You eventually give up when you realize you're completely lost. You look at your surroundings, taking in the Lambado bushes, when suddenly:
A) A BOAR ATTACKS!!!! B) A Chupacabra attacks!!! C) Your grandmother attacks!!!
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Post by Arnold on Mar 15, 2008 15:46:53 GMT -5
C) Your grandmother attacks!!!
You don't care about that though, because you just saw a Lambado bush! What's up with that? You don't see those everyday. Your grandmother agrees that Lambado bushes rock.
A) You go home. B) You don't go home. C) You want to go home but you're intuition tells you there's a smelly, fat guy sleeping in your bed.
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Mar 16, 2008 18:39:26 GMT -5
A) You go home.
Upon reaching the front door of your home you realize that you don't really have a house. You decide to,
A) Go live with your grandmother. B) Break down the door. C) Sit down and cry.
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Post by MightySage on Mar 17, 2008 6:46:25 GMT -5
B) Break down the door
Upon breaking down the door, you realize that there is something off about this place. Namely, its NeverLand Ranch. horrified, you try to leave but the door has rebuilt itself and wont budge. You then consider your options.
A) Look for a way out.
B) Get Rasec/Sheogorath/Jessica to help you.
C)Sit down and cry.
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Mar 17, 2008 7:56:06 GMT -5
A) Look for a way out.
As you search you begin to feel a chill in the air. Upon turning around in fright you come face to face with Micheal Jackson, you,
A) Punch him in the face. B) Panic. C) Have a heart attack and die.
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