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Oct 17, 2004 16:45:09 GMT -5
Post by Zoidberg on Oct 17, 2004 16:45:09 GMT -5
Its 1! ((Sep 8th, 2004, 11:39am by 1))
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Oct 18, 2004 1:34:29 GMT -5
Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Oct 18, 2004 1:34:29 GMT -5
DAMN YOU, 1!!!
Right, "1" is now the BOS' greatest enemy!!! Anybody who can bring me "1" alive will receive a great reward...
(Over the following weeks, Alex and Shrimpy investigate the case of "1". They are sat in a dark room with a lamp, doing the "Good cop/Bad cop" routine)
Alex - good cop: (holds up picture of "1") Do you know anything about this man?
(we see the guy they are interviewing - Big Bird)
Big Bird: Well... Our paths have crossed before...
Shrimpy - bad cop: Do you know where 1 is???
(Big Bird shakes head)
Shrimpy - bad cop: You'd better not be fucking lying to me, Big Bird...
(Suddenly, Calum bursts through the doors)
Calum: Guys!!! There's been a break in at the daycare centre!!!
Shrimpy: "1"!!!
Alex: To the policecar!!!
(Transition thingee. The gang now arrive at the daycare centre from "Barney". The windows are broken, the treehouse lies in ruins and police officers are everywhere. A chalk outline of Baby Bop is visible on the lawn and sections of the area are taped off)
Alex: (to officer Oggelsby) What happened?
Oggelsby: Well, according to witness reports, the children were playing with a "tiny purple dinosaur" when the 1 appeared... It burst through the windows and after a horrible bloody massacre, it ran off with the cookie jar...
Shrimpy: That bastard!!!
Alex: Any survivors?
Oggelsby: Not that we know of...
(Neil calls from inside)
Neil: Hey, cheif!!! We found something!!!
(The gang rush in to see "Barney" sat sobbing in the corner)
Barney: All... dead...
Alex: Sir, we're gonna have to ask you to come to the station for questioning...
Barney: (scared) No... NO!!! (Barney stands up angrily and rips Neil's head off. The other officers fire rapidly, killing Barney)
Alex: Damn... That was our only witness...
(Satinder enters)
Satinder: Hey, I just got a call from the station... They found somebody else you knows about the 1!!!
Shrimpy: Let's go!!!
(The gang rush to the station where they meet Calum with The Count. Calum leaves the room and Alex and Shrimpy interview)
Alex: You say, you know about the 1?
Count: Jes... Ve have vorked togever before...
Shrimpy: Where do you think the 1 is now?
Count: I have no idea...
(Satinder enters)
Satinder: The suspect line is ready...
(The group enter the room behind the glass window where they can clearly see the 8 suspects stood in a line. Stood there are a 1, a 2, a 3, a 4, a 5, a 6, a 7 and an 8)
Alex: (to Count) Well, do you recognise anyone?
Count: (thinks) You know... I'm sorry, but I'm not sure... I don't vant to send an innocent number to prison... Do I still get a reward?
Shrimpy: No.
(Alex now does a voiceover as slow music plays)
Alex: The witnesses were all duds... We knew we were getting closer to solving the mystery of the 1, but we weren't there yet... All this fuss over one damn number...
(Now a clip reel plays, advertised as "Next time")
(The shadow of "1" is seen over Elmo's bed as the puppet screams in horror)
(Alex and Shrimpy are in downtown Sesame Street, talking to Oscar)
Oscar: Yeah, whoever it was tried to dump the body in my can...
(Alex and Shrimpy at station)
Shrimpy: Just face it, Alex, we're never gonna catch that 1...
Alex: I'll never give up!!!
Shrimpy: Then I'm afraid this partnership is over...
(Ernie is now seen sat in the bath playing with Rubber Ducky. Again, the shadow of one appears)
1: Hello... Ernie...
Ernie: (screams)
(Closing credits play)
TO BE CONTINUED...
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Dec 13, 2004 10:59:13 GMT -5
Post by Bahamut on Dec 13, 2004 10:59:13 GMT -5
It's now "2" I saw "2"!!!!!
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Dec 13, 2004 12:48:35 GMT -5
Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Dec 13, 2004 12:48:35 GMT -5
When will the numbers learn? Crime doesn't pay...
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Dec 13, 2004 12:54:44 GMT -5
Post by Bahamut on Dec 13, 2004 12:54:44 GMT -5
A hour ago it was "3"
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Dec 13, 2004 12:58:01 GMT -5
Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Dec 13, 2004 12:58:01 GMT -5
Those sick bastards!!!
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Feb 22, 2005 22:49:38 GMT -5
Post by Chupa Spotter on Feb 22, 2005 22:49:38 GMT -5
;D Continue the story!!!
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