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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Oct 11, 2005 22:42:22 GMT -5
1. If you dont believe in El Chupacabra, I want you out.
2. No fishing after 8 PM
3. No juggeling Mummified Crocodiles
4. No screeming like a chimp
5. No eating Cheese wheels whole
6. No barking like a seal
7. No Chewing on the Favorit Cryptoid poll
8. No Pancakes on monday.
Theese rules are enforced with an Iron claw. Any who dare break them will be severely punished. (made to eat 10 bran-muffins, and forced to jump on a trampolien for 3 hours)
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on Oct 11, 2005 23:03:48 GMT -5
Haven't these rules been posted before? And I thought I made it very clear that my seal barks resulted from a rare lung disorder and that I can't help it!
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Oct 11, 2005 23:05:03 GMT -5
You have Sealbarkaritis? Hmmm.. I can Operate on you to fix it.
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Oct 12, 2005 2:34:08 GMT -5
...I think it'd be best to just relax that rule for people with the condition. Remember what happened last time you operated...
(flashback to Bengl in a wheelchair, covered in leeches)
Damn... That... made sense... Kinda...
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Post by Chupa Spotter on Oct 12, 2005 14:59:28 GMT -5
*Flashes back to Alex being raped by Miss Polar bear*
About as much sense as that made.... How the fuck did we make you a polar bear?
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on Oct 12, 2005 18:40:14 GMT -5
Bengl's Sealbarkaritis procedure...
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