Jolly Rancher
Footman
Witch Hunter General
"Mah 'eef ah 'uck!"
Posts: 240
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Post by Jolly Rancher on Jun 21, 2004 4:10:28 GMT -5
Friends! Brothers! Countrymen! After my recent mind-control escapade with David Boring, I have recieved visions from the Muffin gods! I was shown, in my dreams, of a terrifying future! David Boring has joined forces with the Onion Army in a Brotherhood of Blood! Muffin spies inform me that there is great panic in the lands aroundthe Onion Kingdom. Great flocks of clowns have been sighted feeing the area and corsairs have moved abroad to safer lands. We must stand firm and lead a crusade to our holy land. Our Jerusalem. The haven that is Rotteneggs.com!
We must crush the infidels and aboriginies that get in our way. Previous assaults have failed, I know. But we have never been stronger! We shall gather our strength and take back the holy land!!!!
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Jun 21, 2004 4:15:29 GMT -5
The Red-eyes are gathering in the forests... They have sided with the Turkeys from the east... Soon they will join the Clowns and the Onions... These are indeed dangerous times...
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