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Post by stern on May 22, 2006 15:41:03 GMT -5
"Hello contestants, welcome to our new show "Love Connection". My name is S.R.Marquis, and I will be your host for this evening. Here with me is a hot babe from the city, named Ashley Campbell. And here are our contestants, Meet!- Bengl Sawhaw Gimpy and Dr. Alexander C. Hale III Ok we will start the game with Contestant No. 1- *Ashley* "Hey guys, my first question, if I were a mokey, how would you eat the bugs out of my hair"
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Post by Vensent on May 22, 2006 19:37:56 GMT -5
*pumps shotgun*
Don't mind me, I'm security.
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on May 22, 2006 22:35:04 GMT -5
Bengl: Whats a Mokey?
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on May 23, 2006 2:33:54 GMT -5
WITH FIRE AND BRIMSTONE!!! AND THE HURTING!!! AND THE >PAIN< IN THE >GLAVIN<!!!
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Post by stern on May 23, 2006 18:49:37 GMT -5
*Ashley* "Ok..., anyway, new question for No. 3, if I were gay and you could only judge me by my voice, would you be attracted to me?"
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on May 24, 2006 10:55:58 GMT -5
Bengl: I Fail To See How That Applys To The Situation, And you never asked question no. 2....
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on May 24, 2006 15:31:25 GMT -5
No.
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Jun 11, 2006 12:40:48 GMT -5
Wait a second... Ashley is a boys name!!!
(leaps to feet, grabs stool and lobs it at the wall which seperates the two sections. Vensent pumps the shotgun again as Alex proceeds to beat the balding middle aged man known as "Ashley", but instead of opening fire on him, he shoots at Tobo. Bengl growls and mauls a child in the front row and Gimpy leans back, a pipe clutched in his hand, and contemplates the situation. By now, Alex has opened the studio door and is ripping all of his clothes off in a fit of madness. A grizzly bear from the chat show next door bursts in and leaps on Bengl and they fight. Vense continues to shoot at random people as Tobo shrieks in terror as his entrails pour all over the floor. Gimpy strokes his chin. Cut to commercials)
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Post by stern on Jun 11, 2006 12:43:00 GMT -5
Crowd chants, "MARQUIS, MARQUIS, MARQUIS, MARQUIS"!!!
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Jun 11, 2006 12:56:53 GMT -5
*jabs paw into Grizley Bears Chest* I love reality shows... *rips its heart out and eats it*
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Jun 15, 2006 9:57:50 GMT -5
I want some, Bengl!!! SHARE DAMNIT!!!
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Jun 15, 2006 18:32:04 GMT -5
No! Go Find your Oun!!
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Jun 16, 2006 6:02:06 GMT -5
(transforms into Megazord and crushes Bengl. Eats the heart)
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Jun 16, 2006 12:20:16 GMT -5
*reencarnates as a gremlin, crawls inside of alex, ans starts screwing with screws, pulling wires, turning knobs, and pressing buttons*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
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Post by Vensent on Jun 18, 2006 0:49:55 GMT -5
[Three hours later]
3... 2... 1... GO!!!
*Alex, Bengl, and Vensent race on pterodactyls*
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