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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Jul 30, 2005 15:18:53 GMT -5
It was the middle of the summer vacation, but for wizard in training, Alexander C. Hale, things weren't going well... Here he was, barracaded in his tiny bedroom at his evil Aunt and Uncle's house, jacking it real good. He was fucking bored and there was nothing better to do; his pets - Mr. Shrimpy, the talking lobster, and Fingers, the talking goldfish - were not present. Both had jobs working at Alex's school - Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry - and as a result were spending time working there. Here was Alex, sat on the crappy computer in his room, waiting desperately for his friends to come online, but they all seemed to be dead or something. Already he had bombarded Gimpy, True-lies, Set and the rest of the gang with over a dozen e-mails each, but had so far only gotten one from Oggelsby. Which he had ignored as he hadn't sent him an e-mail to begin with. Alex's family (his aunt, uncle and sister) were entertaining guests in the sitting room. Alex was supposed to be quiet and pretend he wasn't there. So he was jacking off as hard as he could. Why? I dunno. It was fun. Anyway, up pops a goblin that tells him not to go back to school. He ignores it and goes anyway.
Big mistake.
It's back, bitches!!!
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Jul 30, 2005 15:57:47 GMT -5
Yay!!
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Post by tobo on Jul 30, 2005 16:44:04 GMT -5
Oh ya!
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Jul 30, 2005 16:51:03 GMT -5
Fill it in - use your last one if you want!!!
name:
Animagius?
Gender:
Wand:
pet:
House:
qudditich postion?
specialty:
description:
bio:
Tobo and Josh can be first year Gryffindors!!! Art should be a teacher...
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Post by tobo on Jul 30, 2005 17:05:29 GMT -5
name:Tobo Black Animagius? yes, an underage one... a chinchilla! journaloes.punt.nl/upload/chinchilla.jpgGender:male Wand:Mahogany with one unicorn hair pet: rat named Furbo House: Ravenclaw qudditich postion?dont play specialty:Transfiguration description:dark brown bushy hair, green eyes bio: Tobo was born on January 8th 1994 in Portales New Mexico. he is a pure-blood who is real mischevios (I dont know how to spell that)
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Jul 30, 2005 17:33:17 GMT -5
We need a new Seeker...
Kaveeta should join too if she ever reads this!!!
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Jul 30, 2005 19:18:45 GMT -5
name:Benny Benglton
Animagius: Tiger
Gender:Male
Wand:Pine Dragon scale, And a Gremlin Claw at the End
pet:An Ostrich Named Bloodluster
House:Gryffindor (how Cleche)
qudditich postion:Beater
specialty:Defence against the dark arts
description:5 ft 3 With Thick light Brown hair and yellow eyes (creepy...)
bio:Born On may 15th, he was adopted, and dosnt know who his real parents are. Hes usually Happy-go-lucky. But can be very Sinicle at times.
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Post by Chupa Spotter on Jul 31, 2005 19:59:57 GMT -5
name: Joshua Roberts
Animagius? Toaster
Gender: male
Wand: Oak with phenix feathers
pet: a gender confused Alligator
House: Gryffindor
qudditich postion? seeker
specialty: defense against the dark arts
description: 6 foot with dirt blonde hair.
bio: Born on december 20th to a loving mother and a mean father who left shortly after his birth. He can be joking but when he has to serious he keeps his mind on his goal and does whatever he has to do to get the job done. And takes any oppurtunity to bang Hemione Granger he can. (None so far)
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Post by Chupa Spotter on Aug 2, 2005 22:24:33 GMT -5
It was in the middle of summer on a hot day in Melbourne Florida that Joshua Roberts was about to learn that he was destined to be a wizard. To bad at the front of his house there was at least 236 different sized and colored owls spread across his yard. Josh was barely visible to the eye. He was concealed in a bush muttering to himself “You go on a few porn sites that show 17 year old cheer leaders being fisted by big breasted blondes and suddenly every owl knows your address …” Josh scanned the horizon around his house looking for any owls. He was pumping his bb gun as fast as he could, trying to make sure his shot would kill any owl stupid enough to deliver any bills that were related to porn web sites. When he spotted an owl that was to close to stop from giving the letter to him. The owl fluttered and dropped the letter on Josh’s lap as well as a poorly aimed shit bomb. The turd explosive blew up nearby neighbor Phil Dickamitus with an impressive explosion of meat and feces. “Fuck you rat with feathers!” At shouting this the owl turned and gave Josh the bird. “Hey fuck you shit beast!” Roared Josh who the shot the owl in its dick, blowing the shlong into his younger sisters face. Killing her instantly. “Serves them right.” Josh eyed Charlie and took a shit on her face. “I wonder how much that porn cost me.” Josh proceeded to pick up the letter that read. “Welcome to Hogwarts school of whci crat adf peeing…” Josh realized who ever had wrote this was either a world war one vet or a drunk old man who had smoked to much marzipan in his day…
How’s that for a beginning for me?
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Aug 3, 2005 2:40:04 GMT -5
That's good! I'll write something later today!
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on Aug 3, 2005 2:58:52 GMT -5
Name: Gimpy
Animagius? A locust!
Gender: Male
Wand: carved of Moon cedar and filled with the crushed wings of locusts!
Pet: The Treaty Pig
House: Gryfindor
Quidditch Position: None, but enjoys turning one of the various types of quidditch balls into a severed alligator head.
Specialty: Cryptozoological creatures, lunar activities, and offense with the dark arts.
Description: Dark brown hair, brown eyes, 5' something inches, carries a pig in his pocket.
Bio: When he fled his home in California for safety reasons he hitched a ride on a British war ship headed to New Zealand but when German U-boats forced the ship to head home he found himself fleeing from the English Farmer Society. He took refuge in a castle and when he learned it was a school for wizards he stole some stuff from a gypsie. He quickly made friends with Randy, Alex, and co. when he was placed in the Gryfindor house. After his first year at this strange castle school he used his new found powers to take control of several week minded people, using them to forge a small militia and rob native aquariums for his own sick purposes. Then he got an invitation for another year of wizardry, and thought, "Shucks, why not."
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Aug 3, 2005 4:29:21 GMT -5
Name: Alexander C. Hale
Animagius? Yes, but I'm not a very good one so I don't have any specialties...
Gender: Male
Wand: 11 inches, Steel, Elderly person's false hip (basically just a hunk of metal with a fake hip inside)
Pet(s): Lobster named Mr. Shrimpy as well as a goldfish named Fingers. Both are teachers.
House: Gryffindor
Qudditich postion? Beater
Specialty: Care of magical creatures
Description: Blonde hair, height is about 6ft, usually wears glasses, likes blowing things up.
Bio: Both parents are in mental institute, lives with aunt, uncle and sister (in real-life, I live with my parents and my sister, I just made this up). Little sister Emma demonstrates little magical ability, but talking lobster, Mr. Shrimpy, demonstrates a lot. Pet Goldfish, Fingers (AKA Professor Fishtovski) is the school's new charms teacher. Alex has an eye for the ladies, especially fellow Gryffindor, Chloe. His best friends are Calum, Kaveeta, Dave, Oggelsby and Neil.
(Other friends follow).
Name: Calum S. Forbes
Animagius? Not in the usual sense; he's a werewolf
Gender: Male
Wand: 9 inches, Willow, Werewolf fur
Pet(s): Jack the dog.
House: Gryffindor
Qudditich postion? Chaser
Specialty: Care of magical creatures
Description: Blonde hair, height is about 6ft, usually wears glasses, likes blowing things up.
Bio: Lives with muggle family, mum, dad and sister. Pet dog, Jacko (AKA Professor Rocko) is the school's new Transfiguration teacher.
Name: Adam L. Oggelsby
Animagius? No.
Gender: Male
Wand: 8 inches, Oak, Caramel centre (wand has a hole in it from where he tried to eat it)
Pet(s): None.
House: Hufflepuff
Qudditich postion? Goalkeeper
Specialty: Arithmacy
Description: Brown hair, height is about 5ft 6, quite chubby, likes eating
Bio: From a pure wizard family, Oggelsby is trying to live up to his parents' expectations after older brother, James, was made a prefect and got mostly A's on his PUBE's (Pointless Unexplainable Boring Exams). Oggelsby loves food and school and is desperate to fit in with Alex and Calum.
Name: Neil M. Mehta
Animagius? No. Well, not at the start; he may turn into a stinkbug or a skunk or something...
Gender: Male
Wand: 5 inches, Plywood, Mouldy sock
Pet(s): None.
House: Hufflepuff
Qudditich postion? None
Specialty: Herbology
Description: Black hair, height is about 5ft 9, smells a lot
Bio: Neil is from a non-magical family. He (somewhat like Oggelsby) is desperate to be one of the gang, but the others exclude him because they hate him.
Name: Satinder S. Singh
Animagius? No.
Gender: Male
Wand: 10 inches, Chestnut, Vampire fang
Pet(s): None.
House: Recently moved the Slytherin after the hat admitted to being stoned.
Qudditich postion? Chaser
Specialty: Potions
Description: Black hair, height is about 5ft 10, likes blowing things up
Bio: From a half-blood family, Satinder already knows much of the wizarding world. He has recently disowned his friends and moved to Slytherin house.
Name: Adam G. Lynes
Animagius? Yes, a spiky haired gopher.
Gender: Male
Wand: 7 inches, Plastic, Hair gel bottle
Pet(s): None.
House: Slytherin
Qudditich postion? None
Specialty: Potions
Description: Horrible spiky brown (dyed blonde) hair, height is about 6ft, buckteeth, very angry looking
Bio: Lynnesey pretends to be rich, but is actually very poor. He is a racist and hates non-wizards so everybody beats him up.
Dave and Kaveeta can enroll themselves. There have been a few additions/house changes this year, as the hat was stoned last year.
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Aug 3, 2005 4:40:29 GMT -5
(We join Alex in his room. He is sat, behind a desk, a phone pushed by his ear against his shoulder. His hands are hidden behind the desk, the right one is moving up and down rapidly)
Alex: (into the phone) Oh yes, oh yes... All the way up... Yes... up... up... right, now you should be able to drive right into Beacon Road... Yes, that's it... (Alex was only giving directions, not having phone sex. He lifts his hands back up onto the desk and puts his glasses on. He has been cleaning them) Okay, Ven. I'll see you in 10... (hangs up)
(The door opens and an angry bald man walks in - Alex's Uncle Gary)
Gary: WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT?
Alex: Your mum, baldy.
Gary: (angry) You little shit...
(Alex raises his wand)
Gary: You can't trick me - I've read that 'arry Potter lark. You can't use magic outside of school...
(Alex blasts Gary. Nothing happens)
Gary: See, nothing happened...
Alex: Yes it did. You have AIDs...
Gary: Oh... Shit.
Alex: Now piss off, you bald bastard!
(Gary leaves)
Alex: Right, now to pack...
(Douchey appears)
Douchey: Mr. Alex Hale must not go back to Hogwarts...
Alex: What the hell?
Douchey: Douchey is here to warn you, Mr. Alex...
Alex: Piss you, Douchey...
(Douchey dissapears. A car horn is heard at the window)
Alex: (calling) Just a second... (more honking from the horn) Keep your wig on!!!
(Alex opens the window to see Ven and Tobo sat in their flying car)
Ven: Hey, Alex.
Alex: Y'alright? Who's this?
Ven: This is my brother, Tobo... He's starting at Hogwarts this year...
Tobo: Hi!!!
Alex: Hi...
Ven: Come on, let's get out of this dump...
(Alex climbs aboard and the car flies away. In the bushes, a cloaked figure lurks...)
Cloak: Excellent... They're playing right into my hands...
(Sinister music!!!)
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Post by Vensent on Aug 3, 2005 8:47:23 GMT -5
name: Vensent Fenfrit
Animagius? no
Gender: Male
Wand: Some type of wood with some type of metal inside... I don't really use it, I'm magic on my own, but I gotta keep those damn teachers happy.
pet: Big Cat... But sometimes his size proves inconvenient, so I use magic to shrink him into Little Cat. But whenever I can I turn him back into his real form.
House: Gryffindor
qudditich postion? Nope.
specialty: Defense against the dark arts is what I say, but really I learn anything offensive to everybody. Like I trust those damn teachers or that headmaster... When they start getting all fascist, I'll have everything I need to kill 'em.
description: brown curly hair, green eyes, around 6" tall, usually wears a black duster and hat.
bio: Has a few select friends, and hates everybody else. Extremely independant, he has his own ideas, and will listen to almost nobody else. One belief of his is that there are too many magic people out there who don't deserve it, so he has taken up killing those he finds ignorant... Others don't know it as killing though, just disappearing. He always carries around a magically altered dagger. And he is always ready to die, he isn't scared of that. He doesn't plan on that happening anytime soon though, and he will have his way.
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Post by tobo on Aug 3, 2005 11:41:56 GMT -5
As Alex climbed into the car, Tobo attempted to help him, just to get a slap on the hand. Tobo looked at Alex and gave him an evil glare. Alex scooted over to the next seat. Ven started the car and it was off, he pushed the invesibilty button so those gay muggles wouldnt see them. They rolled down the windows and stuck their heads out, the wind was strong and their heads hit the car. They got back in and rolled them up, rubbing their heads. "So" said Alex to Tobo, "Hi" he said, looking at Alex. Tobo got out his cop of Fantasic Beasts and Where To Find Them, he WAS known for his reading... As Tobo put the book up to his face to read it, the little monster thing on the cover bit him. He wacked it and then put it back up to his face. "Damn thing" he muttered, "Arent you a little young to be cussing?" asked Alex. "Bite Me" he muttered, staring at the book, not even looking at Alexs reaction. The drive was long and dull, at 11:00 at night they finnaly arrived at HogWarts. They three boys got out of the car and walked up to the castle, they all put their things up and walked towards the great hall. they opened the giant doors and walked in, apparently they had arrived way after the other students. Alex and Ven walked towards the Gryffindor table. Tobo wondered if he would be put into Gryffindor like his brother. He got into the line of first years, waiting to be sorted. a boy named Odin Red was sent to Hufflepuff, and the another boy in front of him was sent to Gryffindor, the Gryffindor table applauded loudly, he wondered who he was... It was his turn now, he walked up the steps and sat on the stool, this time the teachers made sure the Sorting Hat wasnt stoned. The new Transfiguration teacher picked up the hat and placed it on Tobos head, he noticed that it was a dog... strange. It took awhile but finnaly the hat called out... "RAVENCLAW!" and the Ravenclaw table aplauded loudly. Tobo was really happy, he was sure Alex and Vin were too.
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