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Post by GlacetheIceLord on Apr 19, 2005 19:41:39 GMT -5
And so Annie waits, Annie waits, Annie waits For a call From a friend The same It's the same Was it always the same? Annie waits for the last time
The clock never stops, never stops, never waits She's growing old It's getting late And so he forgot, he forgot Maybe not Maybe he's been seriously hurt Would that be worse?
Headlights crest the hill Shadows pass her by and out of sight Annie sees her dreams: Friday bingo, pigeons in the park
Annie waits for the last time Just the same as the last time
Annie says "You see this is why I'd rather be alone."
And so Annie waits, Annie waits, Annie waits For a call From a friend The same It's the same Was it always the same? Annie waits as the last...
Headlights crest the hill Who will be the one for evermore? (ooh ooh) Annie, I could be If we're both still lonely when we're old
Annie waits for the last time Just the same as the last time Annie waits for the last time Just the same as the last time
Annie waits But not for me
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Post by mrsSLAVE on Apr 22, 2005 20:28:13 GMT -5
my name is Hiro, I am 51 since 1980 life has been no fun and I don't want to die I left my family for the secretary (ah ah) (ah ah) (ah ah)
her name is Yuko she is 22 she and my daughter were best friends in high school they say I'm crazy and it's temporary, but I refuse to rot like my contemporaries
I, I wanna explode (oooooooo) in a karaoke supernova
I don't wanna grow old won't you let me, won't you let me explode I don't wanna grow old won't you let me, won't you let me explode in a karaoke supernova, yeah (ah ah) (ah ah) (ah ah)
last night she dressed me up in hip hop pants the phat g-stylin' that rides below your ass she wants to show me to her mom and dad I told her I would not be down with that
'cause lately I can feel the years between us and hope to God that friends at work don't see us tonight she asked me if I'd ever seen Jesus 'cause she had backstage passes for the three of us
I don't wanna grow old won't you let me, won't you let me explode I don't wanna grow old won't you let me, won't you let me explode, (oh oh) in a karaoke supernova, yeah
so now she's gone and broke my heart, goddamn her turns out she's been fucking his drum programmer she likes his style, she likes his rock start glamour well, she's an infant! he can damn well have her!
I don't wanna grow old won't you let me, won't you let me explode I don't wanna grow old won't you let me, won't you let me explode
I don't wanna grow old won't you let me, won't you let me explode I don't wanna grow old won't you let me, won't you let me explode in a karaoke supernova
Alright. Alright, bring the saxes in. That's good. Keep it up.
Okay, some more of the drums — bring in the tamborine.
Yeah, shit yeah! More shit! Come on, bring in some more shit!
Baby, come on! Alright! It's all, it's all, it's all, it's all, it's all, it's all me baby! Come on! Yeah!
Hiro's Song--Ben Folds
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Post by mrsSLAVE on Apr 23, 2005 10:25:54 GMT -5
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain But that's just perfect for an Amish like me You know, I shun fancy things like electricity At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699
We been spending most our lives Living in an Amish paradise I've churned butter once or twice Living in an Amish paradise It's hard work and sacrifice Living in an Amish paradise We sell quilts at discount price Living in an Amish paradise
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week I just smiled at him and turned the other cheek I really don't care, in fact I wish him well 'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat And my homies all I agree I look good in black... fool If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare We're just technologically impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar Not a single luxury Like Robinson Caruso It's as primitave as can be
We been spending most our lives Living in an Amish paradise We're just plain and simple guys Living in an Amish paradise There's no time for sin and vice Living in an Amish paradise We don't fight, we all play nice Living in an Amish paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another Think you're really rightous? Think you're pure in heart? Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife So don't be vain and don't be whiny Or else, my brother, I might just have to get medieval on your heinie
We been spending most our lives Living in an Amish paradise We're all crazy Mennonites Living in an Amish paradise There's no cops or traffic lights Living in an Amish paradise But you'd probably think it bites Living in an Amish paradise
Amish Paradise--Weird Al
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Post by GlacetheIceLord on Apr 25, 2005 17:03:03 GMT -5
And so Annie waits, Annie waits, Annie waits For a call From a friend The same It's the same Was it always the same? Annie waits for the last time
The clock never stops, never stops, never waits She's growing old It's getting late And so he forgot, he forgot Maybe not Maybe he's been seriously hurt Would that be worse?
Headlights crest the hill Shadows pass her by and out of sight Annie sees her dreams: Friday bingo, pigeons in the park
Annie waits for the last time Just the same as the last time
Annie says "You see this is why I'd rather be alone."
And so Annie waits, Annie waits, Annie waits For a call From a friend The same It's the same Was it always the same? Annie waits as the last...
Headlights crest the hill Who will be the one for evermore? (ooh ooh) Annie, I could be If we're both still lonely when we're old
Annie waits for the last time Just the same as the last time Annie waits for the last time Just the same as the last time
Annie waits But not for me
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Post by mrsSLAVE on Apr 25, 2005 18:48:36 GMT -5
you must really like "Annie Waits", it's the second time you posted it.....its a good song, dont get me wrong. just thought i should point that out......
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Post by GlacetheIceLord on Apr 25, 2005 18:51:40 GMT -5
I do like it! ;D
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Post by mrsSLAVE on Apr 25, 2005 18:53:27 GMT -5
you a Ben Folds/Ben Folds Five fan? cuz that would be pretty nifty if you ask me....
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Post by GlacetheIceLord on Apr 25, 2005 18:57:04 GMT -5
ya, I guess so, i havent heard all the songs but I mainly listen to Annie Waits, sometimes Bitchs aint Shit, Philosophy, All you can eat, I have hear Air, Fire, and Boxing too...
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Post by mrsSLAVE on Apr 25, 2005 19:00:32 GMT -5
all great songs, i'm a huge fan.....my favorite song from Folds changes like every two days. right now its either Missing the War or Mess. i just ordered WEAEA and TUBORM and cant wait til it gets here. i suggest you keep listening, great stuff they put out there.
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Apr 26, 2005 1:33:52 GMT -5
SONGS FOR SILVERMAN IS OUT TODAY!!!
FLOCK TO THE STORES, CHILDREN!!!
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Post by mrsSLAVE on Apr 26, 2005 10:07:00 GMT -5
i cant get it today!!! i'm broke, dammit!!! of all times......
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Apr 27, 2005 12:51:06 GMT -5
We was cracka bala blued The bossa opened down on tude There was no thing as Taco Bell We were just rockin' hell as hell It was 16 buttons of justice coming out of the dark Here we come from a little spark And he said...
We're 16 buttons of Justice Here we come just like piss riding out of a wiener machine we're rockin' the streets of Queens Wanna go back to the homeland Which is Ireland To rock one time or another
16 buttons of Justice Rockin' the shows of triple E We killed Puff the magic dragon With our mainstreet beats I said "Hey Puff What does the huff" Suma duma doola duma deela a ha
I said 16 buttons of Justice We killed Santa Claus That was a total lie No it wasn't; we made into apple sauce He's getting cold for Christmas That's a how it's gonna be a rumba tumba tumba tumba de ti!
16 buttons of Justice Rolling down the streets of Japan Hitting all kinds of Chinese folk with our Mystery van Filled with Scooby Doo and the whole gang too Here we come to solve mysteries Hey you meddling kids Shut the hell up!!!
16 buttons of Justice This is a pretty sweet song Now we are travelling across the world To the streets of Hong Kong We came with out pointy looking hats and our funky looking clothing webedivdefursgaklDO.FO(this bit is random and unintelligable...)
16 buttons of Justice Rolling down the streets of... Shaboygoney That's in somewhere in Europe Eh... I don't think it's a real street We're gonna rockin' rockin' gocka tokin'! Lemma lemma looma suba dooma dumi! Rumba tumba tumba
I mean...
16 buttons of Justice Someone's coming on the phone What's that? It's our manager He said "Hey you wanna go to the place where the astronauts race?" He said "Let's go to the moon... LET'S GO TO THE MOON!!!" I said "Okay" so we went on a rocketship of wonders to the Sun Then we accidentally went to the s...moon
And they said 16 buttons of Justice Now we're in outer space we're we're we're the astronauts race and there's martians and there's all kinds of creatures like in Star Wars but there's less expensive things just like George Lucas said he said there was way too much happening in Star Wars so we said "(mumbling)"
16 buttons of Justice Here we go again Hey we're gonna settle in to another time at home this song lasted about four years I said 16 buttons of Justice we're all done for it not really.
WE'RE COMING BACK MORGGGGORRR!!!
16 buttons of Justice Rolling down the streets of CRAPtown CRAPtown is a hidden palace (?) like Narnia behind a... closet Just like Narnia, actually. He said "Hey, welcome! I'm Mr. Tumnus" and I said, "Hey, freaky-deaky half goat person... We're the 16 buttons of Justice!!!"
16 buttons of Justice
Ha lama lama lama da da do
He said here we're here to quietly rock you down here to rock your FREAKIN' TOWN!!!
Hala mana gana la sana! That's a different language for 16 buttons of Justice!!! We learned it in shepaleckamakini that was halfway across the universe That's where we met Mr. Johnson Who was a robot and we called him Mr. Johnson the robot and he said... "Hey! 16 buttons of Justice! I'm the robot! Would you like some English muffins?" And I said "Hey No thank you, you dirty whore... bastard" and he said "Hey, I got a machine in my stomach that gives you English muffins..." And I said "Okay that sounds like a sweet deal, I mean, we didn't have to pay for 'em..." and he said "Hey, I can engrave them with the signature... 16 buttons of Justice!!! He says you can write on my bagels when the pop out and junk because the editing machine pops 'em out like CD roms and I said Okey-dokey, alright, cool..." and Farmer said "Hey Waterman Let's go to the gasoline tank Oil rig place and we can have specially made... stuff... For our 16 buttons of Justice machine that we built out of dead babies and elderly kids Elderly people with their walkers and their talkers and their watergum... things walking all down the streets of Rumpta tumpa wumba euro...side"
16 buttons of Justice This is the end of the song My pacemaker's stuck on Hummingbird I'm pretty sure I'm gonna have a triple bypass Oh so we're gonna take a break from this hectic work that we call work so we're gonna call it quits 16 buttons of Justice YEAH!!!
"16 buttons of Justice Anthem" - 16 buttons of Justice
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on Apr 27, 2005 19:06:55 GMT -5
Leave your cares behind, come with us and find, The pleasures of a journey to the center of the mind!
Come along if you care! Come along if you dare! Take a ride to the land inside of your mind!
Beyond the seas of thought, beyond the realm of what, Across the streams of hopes and dreams where things are really not
Come along if you care! Come along if you dare! Take a ride to the land inside of your mind!
But please realise, you'll probably be surprised For it's the land unknown to man Where fantasy is fact! So if you can, please understand You might not come baaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
Come along if you care! Come along if you dare! Take a ride to the land inside and you'll see....
How happy life could be, if all of mankind, Would take the time to journey to the center of the mind!
Would take the time to journey to the center of the mind Center of the mind...
CENTER OF OUR MINDS!!!
- The Amboy Dukes
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on Apr 27, 2005 19:14:05 GMT -5
There is just enough Christ in me, To make me feel almost guilty! Is that why God made us bleed, To make us see we're Humans Being!?
You break this, I'll break all that! You break my balls with all your crap! Spread your disease like lemmings breeding! That's what makes us Humans Being!
Shine on! shine on! Shine on! shine on!
::Guitarness!::
Yeah! Some low life flat head scum infects, The sickness in his eyes reflects! You wonder why your life is screaming, Wonder why we're Humans Being!!!
Shine on! Shine on! Shine on! Shine ooooooon!
::more guitarness::
Humans! Humans Being! We're just Humans! (That's what makes us) Humans Being! (That's what makes us) We're just humans! (That's what makes us) Humans Being! (That's what makes us) We're just humans! (That's what makes us) Humans Being! (That's what makes us) Humans Being!!! We're just humans! (That's what makes us) Humans Being! (That's what makes us) Humans BEING!!!!!!
- Van Halen
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Post by GlacetheIceLord on Apr 27, 2005 20:01:28 GMT -5
Hey Alex, I was wondering if I should save up my money or buy Songs For Silverman. I was thinking about saving up my money...
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