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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Apr 13, 2005 2:24:06 GMT -5
Smile Like you've got nothing to prove No matter what you might do There's always someone out there cooler than you I know that's hard to believe But there are people you meet They're into something that is too big to be expressed through their clothes and they'll put up with all the poses you throw and you won't even know That they're not sizing you up They know your mum fucked you up or maybe let you watch too much TV But they'll still look in your eyes to find the human inside you know there's always something in there to see Um vi vi (I don't know if this bit is right) vi vaniere (or this bit) Not everybody made the list this year Have a beer.
Make me feel tiny if it makes you feel tall But there's always someone cooler than you Yeah you're the shit but you won't be it for long Cause there's always someone cooler than you!
Now that I've got the disease In a way I'm relieved Cause I don't have to stress about it like you do I might just get up and dance Or by some massive wash pants When you don't care then you've got nothing to lose and I won't hesitate cause every moment life is slipping away It's okay
Make me feel tiny if it makes you feel tall But there's always someone cooler than you Yeah you're the shit but you won't be it for long Cause there's always someone cooler than you! Yeah, there's always someone cooler than you! There's always someone cooler than -
Life is wonderful Life is beautiful We're all children of One big universe So you don't have to be a chump
And you know that I won't hesitate cause every moment life is slipping away It's okay
Make me feel tiny if it makes you feel tall But there's always someone cooler than you Yeah you're the shit but you won't be it for long but there's always someone cooler than you! oh yeah, there's always someone cooler than you! cooler than you!!! Gooooo cooler than you!!! Gooooo cooler than you!!! Sooooo cooler than you!!! Believe it ohhhhhh
Nerds go wild!!!
Yeah yeah yeah!
- There's always someone cooler than you by Ben Folds
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Post by mrsSLAVE on Apr 13, 2005 11:24:09 GMT -5
I remember the night we met that night we sat entwined under summer skies I looked into your eyes and you looked into mine
you said, "you're not like the rest" (Oleander holly) and I nodded (Crimson feet of Collie) "no one understands me", you said and I nodded once again, (Beautiful and lovely) as if to agree that all men are indeed the same (my baby) somehow, you said, (the only one) I was different (who really understands me)
(Floating hand in hand we) (whisper in the moonlight) (and say that I'm) (the things you want to see)
(Coda and her star child) for months on end I maintained (Goddess of the moonlight) a veneer of sincere interest (hold me in the morning) as if I were listening as you relived every page (and tell me I'm) of self-help and new age (the only one alive) that you had read
and I went in for the kill (who really understands you) I'd read the same books (tell me pretty stories) I learned to ape the motions of a "sensitive" human being (say you understand me) and we were "oh-so-happy", (my baby) but you found things too fixed (the things you want to see) and I knew it was time to move on (that I could never be) (in love) (in love)
so now you have me completely figured out you feel sorry for me I can't express my feelings, I can't tell the truth we are all alike
at puberty I was sworn to secrecy by the international brotherhood of lying fickle males I can't tell you anything and I can't commit!
you're right! I can't commit... to you!
(hold me in the morning) I will always treasure our time together (tell me pretty stories) I don't feel enough of anything to harbor the kind of disdain (say that you're the only one) that you'll maintain you painted me into what you (my baby) wanted to see, and that's fine, (but I could never be) but you will never know me (in love) (in love)
(Oleander holly) (Crimson feet of Collie) (beautiful to hold me) (my baby) (the only one) (who really understands me)
"in love"- ben folds and, the one and only, William Shatner
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Apr 13, 2005 13:50:13 GMT -5
I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda S O D A, soda
I saw the little runt sitting there on a log I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said "Yoda" Y O D A, Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and green Oh, my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand Oh, my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Well, I left home just a week before And I've never ever been a Jedi before But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force"
Well I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again With my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
So I used the Force I picked up a box I lifted some rocks While I stood on my head Well, I won't forget what Yoda said
He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide" Oh, my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
"I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed But remember, if you kill him, then you'll be unemployed" Oh, my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda I guess But I know that I'll be coming back some day I'll be playing this part 'till I'm old and gray
The long-term contract I had to sign Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time With my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
"Yoda" - by Weird Al Yankovic (sung to the tune of "Lola")
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Post by mrsSLAVE on Apr 13, 2005 15:02:59 GMT -5
She got out of town On a railway, New York bound Took all except my name Another alien on Broadway
There’s some things in this world you just can't change Some things you can't see until it gets too late
Baby, baby, baby When all your love is gone, Who will save me From all I'm up against out in this world? Maybe, maybe, maybe You'll find something that's enough to keep you, But if the bright lights don't receive you, You should turn yourself around and come on home
I got a hole in me now Ya, I got a scar I can talk about She keeps a picture of me In her apartment in the city
Some things in this world, man, they don't make sense Some things you don't need until they leave you... They're the things that you miss
Baby, baby, baby When all your love is gone, Who will save me From all I'm up against out in this world? Maybe, maybe, maybe You'll find something that's enough to keep you, But if the bright lights don't receive you, You should turn yourself around and come on home
Let that city take you in (come on home) Let that city spit you out (come on home) Let that city take you down... For God's sake, turn around
Baby, baby, baby When all your love is gone, Who will save me From all I'm up against out in this world? Maybe, maybe, maybe You'll find something that's enough to keep you, But if the bright lights don't receive you... Turn yourself around and come on home Yeah, come on home Baby, baby, baby, baby Come on home Yeah, come on home Come on home, Come on home
"bright lights"--matchbox twenty
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Post by GlacetheIceLord on Apr 13, 2005 17:11:19 GMT -5
"Take Me Out"
So if you're lonely You know I'm here waiting for you I'm just a crosshair I'm just a shot away from you And if you leave here You leave me broken, shattered, I lie I'm just a crosshair I'm just a shot, then we can die
I know I won't be leaving here with you
I say don't you know You say you don't know I say... take me out!
I say you don't show Don't move, time is slow I say... take me out!
If I move this could die If eyes move this could die I want you...to take me out!
I say you don't know You say you don't know I say... take me out!
I know I won't be leaving here (with you) I know I won't be leaving here I know I won't be leaving here (with you) I know I won't be leaving here with you
I say don't you know? You say you don't know I say take me out
If I wane, this can die If I wane, this can die I want you to take me out
If I move, this could die If eyes move, this could die Come on, take me out
I know I won't be leaving here I know I won't be leaving here I know I won't be leaving here I know I won't be leaving here with you
GOD DAMNIT THAT SONG KICKS ASS!
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on Apr 14, 2005 22:11:07 GMT -5
BUT THIS SONG KICKS MORE ASS!
America! America! America, FUCK YEAH! Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah, America, FUCK YEAH! Freedom is the only way yeah, Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too, America, FUCK YEAH! So lick my butt and suck on my balls, America, FUCK YEAH! What you going to do when we come for you now, it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow
FUCK YEAH!
McDonalds, FUCK YEAH! Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH! The Gap, FUCK YEAH! Baseball, FUCK YEAH! NFL, FUCK, YEAH! Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH! The Internet, FUCK YEAH! Slavery, FUCK YEAH!
FUCK YEAH!
Starbucks, FUCK YEAH! Disney world, FUCK YEAH! Porno, FUCK YEAH! Valium, FUCK YEAH! Reeboks, FUCK YEAH! Fake tits, FUCK YEAH! Sushi, FUCK YEAH! Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH! Rodeos, FUCK YEAH! Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)
Liberty, FUCK YEAH! White Slips, FUCK YEAH! The Alamo, FUCK YEAH! Band-aids, FUCK YEAH! Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH! Christmas, FUCK YEAH! Immigrants, FUCK YEAH! Popeye, FUCK YEAH! Democrates, FUCK YEAH! Republicans (fuck yeah, fuck yeah) Sportsmanship Books!
ROFLMAO, this song is so....America!
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on Apr 14, 2005 23:40:50 GMT -5
On the turning away From the pale and downtrodden And the words they say Which we won’t understand Don’t accept that what’s happening Is just a case of others’ suffering Or you’ll find that you’re joining in The turning away
It’s a sin that somehow Light is changing to shadow And casting it’s shroud Over all we have known Unaware how the ranks have grown Driven on by a heart of stone We could find that we’re all alone In the dream of the proud
On the wings of the night As the daytime is stirring Where the speechless unite In a silent accord Using words you will find are strange And mesmerized as they light the flame Feel the new wind of change On the wings of the night!
No more turning away! From the weak and the weary No more turning away From the coldness inside Just a world that we all must share It’s not enough just to stand and stare Is it only a dream that there’ll be No more turning away?
- Pink Floyd
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Apr 15, 2005 2:17:27 GMT -5
TEAM AMERICA RULES!!!
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Apr 15, 2005 15:11:35 GMT -5
The only decent rap that I know...
Palpatrine: It's not the east or the west side... Vader: No it's not... Palpatrine: It's not the north or the south side... Vader: No, it's not... Palpatrine: It's the dark side... Vader: You are correct. Palpatrine: Get in front of me, Empire... To all you Vader haters out there, we'll blow your planet up!
Vader: What is thy bidding, my master? Palpatrine: It's a disaster... Skywalker, we're after... Vader: What if he can be turned to the dark side? Palpatrine: Yes, he'd be a powerful ally. Another dark Jedi... Vader: He will join us or die. We got Death Star!!! Palpatrine: Death Star!!! Vader: We got Death Star!!! Palpatrine: Death Star!!! Vader: We got Death Star!!! Palpatrine: Death Star!!! Vader: We got Death Star!!! Palpatrine: Death Star!!! Vader: We got Death Star!!! Palpatrine: Death Star!!! Vader: We got Death Star!!! Palpatrine: Death Star!!! Vader: We got Death Star!!! Palpatrine: Death Star!!! Vader: We got Death Star!!! Palpatrine: Death Star!!! Vader: And you know that we got it... Palpatrine: Death Star!!! Vader: And you know that we got it... Palpatrine: Death Star!!!
(fade out. Now we hear dialogue from Uncle Owen who sounds rather drunk)
Owen: Luke... Get yer ass over here right now!!! Come on and help me round that damn landspeeder! Where are them two droids I asked you to clean, boy? Did you clean your room?
Luke: Uncle Owen... I know I'm on probation... I cleaned the droids, can I go to the high street station? I gotta lay away on a power converter The negatry and me like a scruffy nerd flurter (I dunno if that's right...)
Obi-Wan: (ghost like) Luke! Use the force and run! Run to Dagobah! Run to Dagobah! Luke! Use the force and run! Run to Dagobah! Run to Dagobah!
Yoda: I'm Yoda... I'm a soldier... I'm mowjer and towjer (no, this line isn't the right lyrics...)... I thought I told ya; Don't bein' wise, judge me not by my size cause you won't believe your eyes watch the X-wing rise!
Luke: Yoda; why you bein' a player hater? You know that I still must confront Lord Vader!
Yoda: But Luke; not ready are you!
Luke: But there's a city in the clouds where they're keepin' my crew! A Jedi's gotta do what a Jedi's gotta do so now Vader - I'm comin' for you! (spoken) Yeah, that's right R2... Set a new course... We're going to cloud city... Somebody got a Gin and Tonic... You should mix me up another... Things about to get ugly...
Vader: Impressive... Now release your anger! You must have sensed that your friends are in danger!
Luke: OWWW!!! Why'd you slice off my hand?
Vader: It's imperative that you understand... Obi Wan would never bother telling you about your father...
Luke: He told me enough... He told me you killed him...
Vader: Then there's something I must rebuild then... I'm your father! I'm your father! I'm your father! I'm your father! I'm your father! I'm your father! I'm your father! I'm your father!
Han: Knock him out the box, Luke!!! Knock him out! Knock him out the box, Luke!!! Knock him out! Knock him out the box, Luke!!! Knock him out! Knock him out the box, Luke!!! Knock him out! Knock him out the box, Luke!!!
(I added this bit because I'm a pervert...)
Princess (the hot girl from "That's my Bush"): (confused) But I don't wear panties!
- Star Wars Gansta rap (featuring a random quote from "That's my Bush" which I played at the end when I listened to this earlier...)
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Post by mrsSLAVE on Apr 15, 2005 21:57:14 GMT -5
there was a time when I had nothing to explain oh, this mess I have made but then things got complicated my innocence has all but faded oh, this mess I have made and I don't believe in God so I can't be saved all alone, as I've learned to be in this mess I have made
all the untested virtue the things I said I'd never do least of all to you I know he's kind and true I know that he is good to you he'll never care for you more than I do
but I don't (no I don't) believe in love so I can't be tamed (be saved) all alone, as I've learned to be in this mess I have made the same mistakes over and over again
there are rooms in this house that I don't open anymore dusty books and pictures on the floor that she will never see she'll never see that part of me I want to be for her what I could never be for you
and I don't (no I don't) believe in God so I can't be saved all alone, as I've learned to be in this mess I have made
Mess--Ben Folds Five
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on Apr 17, 2005 1:21:00 GMT -5
I love the Star Wars Gangsta Rap...
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Apr 17, 2005 4:31:02 GMT -5
Do you have it? It's badass and if you don't, I can send it to ya...
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on Apr 18, 2005 18:32:19 GMT -5
Yeah I have it. I assume you know there's a flash for it. But case you don't, I'll tell you. There's a flash for it.
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Apr 19, 2005 0:54:07 GMT -5
Calum informed me also.
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Post by Vensent on Apr 19, 2005 17:53:15 GMT -5
I too have heard the Star Wars Gangsta Rap. I think it's the only rap song I like.
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