Chonga!

[Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes!]

It began when the wholesale value of Arabian camel excrament steeped drasticaly downward. It was called the shock of the hour, but everyone forgot it in 75 minutes. Detective Burt Reynolds then launched a campaign to end this forgetfullness, his motto was "Suck it Trebek". Ofcourse this motto attracted few people, one of which was Sean Connery. Together, they would rule the Soviet Union!

We had never been free. We watched as the cement that held Napoleon's evil dream crumbled and tore itself apart from within. Napoleon and turned a grand idea into a poor one, he had manipulated and corrupted the very principles of our existence. We waited and hid from Napoleon's spies, until the day. The day when Napoleon's hurts would be undone.

But in the land of Mordor more hurt was being inflicted. Ants and beetles of magnanimous proportions erupted, antenna and wings fluttering like the screams of many mangled children. CUT! and the blade fell. The world would never be the same. As for Atticus Finch, he died in the fire.

"Any word for 'The Enquirer' sir?" said the zit covered maggot man. Little did the victim of this reporter know that he was actualy Citizen Kane.
"I want you to know you can expect big things from Zalinski Auto Parts retailers!" said Dan Akroyd before clambering into the limbo. It was said, it was set like the corner stone of a twisted scheme, and it was! It felt like evil, because it was evil! So evil, that evil people would sing of it and harp of it in meloncholy halls of dissent!

"Check and mate," said the ranger.

[Googy McFloogal Puss]

Interesting... ;D

[Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes!]

We just need to be random! We need to be sponataneous! Look at posts from the Chupa forum, they're crazy, unorthodox, and hilarious! Now we've been civilized! Humanized! Decentized!? We need spontaneousness otherwise this place gets boring.

"Cackle!" laughed the crow! The mailman didn't understand and gutted the bird from the outside in!

[GlacetheIceLord]

We use to have horse named Chongo, loved that horse to death a lett ya

[Vensent]

"Hath your god forsaken thee?" The reaper asked.
"Yea, but I say nea." The stranger replied.
"Then feel his anger!" And he lunged for him, but with a jingle, he opened his one angel wing and ascended to a place that had not been touched. The reaper was broken-hearted at this move, and kneeled down on the cobblestones, and cut his stomach in two.

"Did you hear about the reaper?" It was a stranger, a huntress of mammals, but this was not known.
"AAAAAAAAAAAA" Replied the loony.
"Do you forget your position!?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAA"
"EEEEEEEEEEEK"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKK"
Then the ears all popped, as well as the glass. The beautiful stained glass. Many had died heating it. Because of this, all prices of church windows doubled. And then tripled. Soon it was 20 times as much, and none could afford it. So all the christians were left with airy churches, and soon died with the coming winds of Christmas.

[Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes!]

That's the ticket! ::snaps fingers::

[Googy McFloogal Puss]

Hava Nagila, Hava Nagila!!! Sang the giant drum of the sky, but Mr. Rogers was nowhere to be seen.
A deathly silence fell across the room as the polar bear's pogo stick snapped in two.
Oggelsby fell to his knees and let out a hideous scream; "Sabrina, the teenage witch" had been replaced by it's poor quality cartoon equivelant.
The pit of the Sarlaac opened.
"Aw, shit..." President Lincoln exclaimmed as honey dripped from the walls.
The crowd gathered at the airport to greet the pope, but he was busy at home, learning how to play the electric guitar.
In the sky, the sun shook it's head before errupting into a supernova. Alex watched from his bedroom window; this was a major trip!