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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on May 2, 2011 1:46:15 GMT -5
So yeah, they found him hiding in Abbottabad!
Talk abbottabad place to hide!
*pop*
The US government tracked him down after his personal information was leaked from playstation network.
ZING
The best thing to come od this now is that we'll probably stop hearing about that fucking royal wedding.
BA DUM TCH
But yeah, this is all obviously part of the 9/11 conspiracy. Human Bodies die at 1525° C, but Osama was dead at 37° C.
DOHOHOHOHOHO
Well, here's to you, Osama, Hide-and-seek world champion, beat Anne Franks record by a good eight years.
G'NIGHT, EVERYBODY
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Post by SquirrelBoy on May 2, 2011 12:29:00 GMT -5
I paid 20 bucks for this!?
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on May 3, 2011 16:00:34 GMT -5
These are the jokes, kid.
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Post by Arnold on May 3, 2011 17:02:06 GMT -5
jewish people.
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Post by BlackHelicopter on May 3, 2011 20:09:03 GMT -5
Osama Bin Laden died in late 2001, a funeral notice was quietly printed in an Egyptian paper, his death was reported in a Pakistani paper as well. The reason they're "killing" him now is to build on it for a future terrorist attack that will be a supposed reprisal for Osama's death.
By strange coincidence, a week ago it was reported that Wikileaks unloaded another big batch of spilled secrets, including statements made by a significant detainee at Guantanamo Bay, that Al Qaeda had a nuke and had hidden it somewhere in Europe, to be detonated in the event of Bin Laden's capture or killing.
So there you have it gents, if a city disappears in a mushroom cloud, you heard it here first.
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Post by SquirrelBoy on May 4, 2011 15:56:59 GMT -5
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Post by WarmrootBeer on May 23, 2011 22:12:33 GMT -5
If he died in late 2001, why haven't they detonated the nuke yet?
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Post by BlackHelicopter on May 23, 2011 22:26:58 GMT -5
Well that's the thing, the information about the nuke was conveniently leaked shortly before the big news that he was dead, through Wikileaks which anyone could've fed info to... Wikileaks is a thorn in the side of the shadowy figures, but here they've turned it around into a tool to serve their own ends.
There is no Al Qaeda like the one we're all told to be scared of, thus if Al Qaeda says they have a nuke and will blow shit up with Bin Laden dead, its really the same people who pulled off 9/11 making the masses buy it so they can get their little conspiracy rolling more easily.
Maybe just to mess with people they'll set it off on October 21st.
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