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Post by MightySage on Apr 29, 2008 11:59:22 GMT -5
Be prepared...Review tomorrow....
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Post by MightySage on Apr 30, 2008 6:47:44 GMT -5
err....slight set back. Lets just say that the one they call Jack Thomson strikes again. But it's only slight. Expect the review to be up sometime on the weekend.
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Apr 30, 2008 9:51:27 GMT -5
*pulls up a lawn chair, grabs some tacos, and waits*
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Post by MightySage on May 1, 2008 7:34:41 GMT -5
enjoy these while you wait:
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Post by SquirrelBoy on May 1, 2008 9:04:23 GMT -5
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on May 1, 2008 12:35:40 GMT -5
Do you really get a gun AND a prostitute when you order the game?
AWESOME.
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Post by SquirrelBoy on May 2, 2008 8:44:26 GMT -5
again.
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Post by MightySage on May 4, 2008 12:19:11 GMT -5
Right....Review time.... Story- 5/5 You are Niko Bellic, an Eastern European immigrant to has come to America to try and find a new life with his cousin Roman, and get revenge. I haven't played the entire game through yet, but so far this is most definitely the most movie like story in a GTA game. Graphics- 4/5 Grand Theft Auto was never known to have the best graphics around, But IV looks superb. Sound- 5/5 I've never been all that much of a music person, But I'll try here. The voice overs are excellent, even without the A-list celebrities from San Andreas. Lots of radios stations and...yeah. Like I said, not a music guy. Controls- 4/5 At first they seemed a bit hard to get into and everything moved seemed to move slow, but that was probably because I hadn't been playing anything lately. Anyway, once I played for an hour or so those problems disappeared. Niko on foot moves very realistically, and the new aiming system makes for alot of fun. Each car now handles differently then the next, and pretty much everything from cheat codes to hanging out with friends like Little Jacob is handled on your phone. Game play- Chuck Norris/5 four syllables: Rag-doll Physics. This alone provides way more entertainment then necessary. Multiplayer- N/A Me is lacking teh Ethernet cable, so no multiplayerz 4 mez. Overall- 5/5 This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. [/Portal reference] Seriously, go buy this game immediately. If you lack console, sell your worldly possessions and get one, damn you!!
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Post by SquirrelBoy on May 5, 2008 7:26:25 GMT -5
*sells his family to drug dealers get one*
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Arnold
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Post by Arnold on May 5, 2008 15:50:34 GMT -5
WTF?
Y wud drug dealaz buy your family?
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Post by MightySage on May 6, 2008 6:35:10 GMT -5
...uh....Cool D maybe?
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Post by SquirrelBoy on May 6, 2008 9:25:56 GMT -5
Damn it, your right..... *starts a lemonade stand instead*
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Arnold
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Post by Arnold on May 6, 2008 15:00:02 GMT -5
Ok, but your lemonade better be amazing if you want to make enough money.
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on May 7, 2008 4:35:08 GMT -5
SB, Cool D phoned. He wants his collateral...
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Post by SquirrelBoy on May 7, 2008 5:23:38 GMT -5
*trys using several disguised SB clones to kill Cool D* Must....have....game....
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