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Post by SquirrelBoy on May 7, 2008 5:29:23 GMT -5
*for some odd reason was sitting underneath it* DAMN BIRDS!!!
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on May 10, 2008 23:15:45 GMT -5
*drumroll* SB, meet your hu-guana, Reggie. He speaks English, German, Spanish, Japanese,, and Iguanic. He knows Taijutsu, Karate, and Tae Bo. He knows basic mathematics, reading and writing, and isn't bad with that Halberd he's holding. Fortunately for you, He's willing to work for food, an appropriately shaped log to sleep on, and a heating lamp. Unfortunately, he refuses to wear clothes. Good luck with that. *more dramatic drumroll* Behold, the glory that is the Tiragen. Splicing them was difficult, but as you can see, not impossible. They have a more bulky physique than that of a tigeren, as well as a more elongated skull. Their wings are awkward, however, and they aren't capable of self powered flight. That can, however, glide incredible distance, meaning you don't have to have your helecopter anywhere near the enemy base for them to jump out and infiltrate it. Fortunately(if thats the word you wish to use), they are capable of breathing fire, like any other dragon. I suggest you use them as military commanders or royal guards. Oh, and uh, Mightysage, I think I should warn you, uh.. You saw me use my own DNA right, and well uh.. *whispers* they all act like me...*looks over shoulder, three tiragens fight over a dead SB clone* That'll be 600,000 septims.
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on May 10, 2008 23:38:54 GMT -5
And, now with that out of the way, I can drag out the clearance bin... All these creatures were accidental creations, so I'm selling them at half price. Top left creature: I recently fired one of the scientists who worked for me for doing unauthorized genetic splicing. I was cleaning out his work station when this thing leaped out of what I thought was an empty development chamber, and latched on to my face. I did some testing, and I can't for the death of me figure out what it's made of... It's reasonably intelligent, but nearly blind. It has an excellent sense of smell, as well. May be good as a pet or perhaps for tracking. Top right creature: Caught a spider monkey in my arthropod room, dead emperor scorpion in hand. I assume one of the scientists released him as a stupid joke. I caught him and threw hi in the primate section. Later, I recieved an order for a large amount of spider monkeys, possibly to feed some giant reptile. Having only one, I had no choice but to clone it. And lo, and behold, a scorpion monkey. Not entirely sure how it happened. I assume the DNA samples i took were contaminated by that scorpion it killed. It has a hard time lifting its claws, but they are very strong, capable of breaking bone. Its sting causes violent hallucinations and paralysis. very useful. Middle left creature: In the hatching of what I thought was an ostrich egg, I got this guy. Absolutely no clue what happened. I'ts very vicious, and virtually untamable. Probably would make a good guard dog. Middle right creature: The Gorillasaurus. I was missing a tyrannosaurus egg, and I found that one of the gorillas had stolen it and was cradling it like a baby. I took it back from her. she got upset, so i felt bad and gave it back. I don't know what the hell was going on in the gorilla pen that night, nor do I want to know, but the Gorillasaurus hatched from that egg a month later. She's very intelligent, and incredibly strong. would makes an excellent body guard. Bottom creature: The siphon bird. I was attempting to splice together different species of humming bird to make a blue/red/brown one. Apparently, my hands were contaminated with chupacabra. Their relatively harmless by themselves, jabbing their proboscis into a mammal, feeding, and flying off. like a vampire bat or a mosquito. But in a huge swarm? You'll be sucked dry in minutes.
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Post by MightySage on May 11, 2008 9:38:44 GMT -5
Excellent.*poofs up a sack of Septims* Have a karma point while you're at it. Oh, and how much for the scorpion monkey?
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Post by Arnold on May 11, 2008 10:30:29 GMT -5
I want the one on the top-left!
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Post by SquirrelBoy on May 11, 2008 11:38:22 GMT -5
Awesome job, Bengl, how much do I owe you in Karma? And how much for the Gorillasaurus?
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on May 11, 2008 12:36:05 GMT -5
Just fill up this mayonnaise jar. *holds out the mayonnaise jar*
Everything in the clearance bin costs three hilarious dance moves.
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Post by MightySage on May 11, 2008 13:30:37 GMT -5
1- 2- 3-Macarena
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Post by Arnold on May 11, 2008 14:18:37 GMT -5
1. Grabs his crotch with his right hand, spins his left arm in circles.
2. The worm
3. Tap dances while wearing pink bunny slippers whose soles are made of hard rubber.
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on May 11, 2008 14:29:19 GMT -5
sold.
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Post by SquirrelBoy on May 12, 2008 8:51:39 GMT -5
1. *does the monkey*
2. *tries to break dance*
3. *pelvic thrust*
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Post by MightySage on Jul 3, 2008 13:32:23 GMT -5
Would it perhaps be possible to create a Tiragen in Spore Bengl? I'd toss in 3 Karma points to see that...
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Jul 3, 2008 14:34:07 GMT -5
And risk destorying the servers due to the kickass-ness of it? ............... LETS DO IT!!!!
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Jul 3, 2008 14:56:30 GMT -5
I'll see what I can do...
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Jul 3, 2008 16:15:10 GMT -5
I think i'll give it a shot to.
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