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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Apr 24, 2008 17:40:08 GMT -5
Hello and welcome to Bengl's genetic engineering incorporated, Where me and a team of top scientists will splice together some crazy crap JUST FOR YOU! I'm sure you've seen Mightysage's Dracocabra...  I'll splice Animals, Dragons, Pokemon (wanna see a pikachupacabra?) and Cryptoids With every purchase you'll receive a certificate, and a picture of your freak (hand drawn or photoshopped. your choice.). Also, you'll have to sign a contract stating you'll take care of any problems that arise if any scientists are eaten by your order... And please no more than four different creatures at once unless two or more of them have some physical similarities. I once tried to splice an elephant, a Wyvern, a Geodude, a shark, and a Sasquatch together and... well, you can imagine how it turned out. |
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WarmrootBeer
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Post by WarmrootBeer on Apr 24, 2008 19:55:13 GMT -5
What currency do we have to pay in?
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Apr 24, 2008 20:28:09 GMT -5
Anything of monetary value. You name it, I'll tell you how many you'll have to give me for it. Would you like to place an order?
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Post by WarmrootBeer on Apr 24, 2008 21:23:27 GMT -5
How about a cross between a mongoose and an iguana?
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Apr 24, 2008 21:36:11 GMT -5
Brilliant!
First, fill out these forms.
Name of your abomination:
How Many you'd like:
Purpose of this creature:
What you'll be paying me in:
Photoshopped or Hand drawn:
Boxers of briefs:
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Apr 25, 2008 8:59:47 GMT -5
*starts thinking about what he wants spliced*
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Post by Arnold on Apr 25, 2008 15:09:26 GMT -5
Name of your abomination: Jaguar Paw
What I actually want crossbred: A human hand and a jaguar.
How Many you'd like: 1
Purpose of this creature: THIS IS WHAT IT COMES DOWN TO!
See, I have this cottage and it's strategically located near a hill and an enormous swamp. Now I need this Jaguar Paw because I want a painting of me mounted on the Jaguar Paw, with a sword in my right on top of the hill, standing close to the edge of it, underneath a full moon, overlooking the entire swamp.
What you'll be paying me in: Sexual favours?
Photoshopped or Hand drawn: Hand-drawn.
Boxers of briefs: Don't know what that means.
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Apr 25, 2008 17:33:56 GMT -5
Hm... Never tried to bring out a single body part before... I like it!
Oh, and I don't accept sexual favors. Not after what happened last time...
*flashback to being in a wheelchair, covered in leeches*
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Post by Arnold on Apr 25, 2008 20:38:02 GMT -5
Ok, can I pay you in karma?
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Apr 27, 2008 14:17:26 GMT -5
Karma? Hot damn, just one would par for three and a half of them...
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Apr 27, 2008 15:52:49 GMT -5
 Here's Jaguar Paw! Finding the gene responsible for forming hands in humans was one thing, but using it to replace the genes that formed the entire jaguars body was something else. Another problem was doing this without eliminating the jaguars internal organs. I managed to keep the tail and the organs, fortunately. I'll be taking that Karma Now. Also there was one other variant I made that had a normal jaguar body, but a human hand for a head. It doesn't have a brain, but I managed to work in a simple cluster of nerve cells that can keep it alive and mobile... And Rootbeer, you'll need to fill out those forms before I can make you your monguana. |
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Apr 28, 2008 15:16:07 GMT -5
That's fucking awesome.
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Post by Arnold on Apr 28, 2008 16:03:40 GMT -5
w00t!
Thanks a lot, Tugga!
(Exalts Bengl)
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Apr 28, 2008 18:34:48 GMT -5
Thank you! heres your order, Rootbeer.  Mon..geese? and Iguana are both in the Phylum Chordata, so this was easier than it looked. Its skeletal structure if for the most part a mongoose, with the exception of the skull and the tail, which appear to be a mixture of the two. I Assume that you're either going to use this as a novelty pet, or a pickpocket... That'll be 50@ |
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Post by WarmrootBeer on Apr 28, 2008 18:53:45 GMT -5
Belated information
Name of your abomination:Monguana
How Many you'd like:1
Purpose of this creature: to do my biddings
What you'll be paying me in: A drawing in return (squanda) Panda-squid
Photoshopped or Hand drawn: Hand drawn
Boxers of briefs: I'm all about the thongs!
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