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Post by GlacetheIceLord on Feb 4, 2005 8:33:58 GMT -5
Ok can I make some things clear? I dont have any labs on my island for one thing and the other is that Liam NEVER dies! but it could turn up that the bear just killed a baby boy and Liam is crawling around everywhere and we have lost him and I go and see the boy after killing the bear and then I realize that it isnt Liam so now we have to find Liam or Liam got kiddnapped by the murderer and now Zoid has to help us find him.
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Feb 4, 2005 11:00:40 GMT -5
Okay, I changed it.
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Post by GlacetheIceLord on Feb 5, 2005 18:53:12 GMT -5
no you didnt, it still says baby Liam is dead! oh you want somebody to say that we found him. ok if thats what it is.
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Post by GlacetheIceLord on Feb 5, 2005 19:26:55 GMT -5
"I cant believe those guys" muttered Glace as he made his way through the forest. Finnaly Glace came to a stop as he saw more puddles of blood and a small cave up ahead. He walked quickly towards the cave an entered it. Then he saw it. A giant grizzly bear was sitting there in the cave munching on Liam. Glace quickly ran forward, anger boiling inside him. When he reached the grizzly he quickly froze the beast. He looked down and saw a deformed head and suddently realized the elf wasnt there it was just a small boy with a gay, chewed up cap on its deformed head. Glace turned around fear going through him. If baby Liam wasnt there than he was some where else, lost. He ran out as fast as he could. When he reached the guy's he saw that they were still there laughing there cruel butt's off. Glace looked what they were laughing at and saw that a copy of Harry Potter 5 was sitting on the ground lit on fire. Glace's eyes widened. Thats almost as bad as baby Liam getting lost he thought. "Oh hay Glace" Alex laughed out. "We were about to hit that body like a pinata when we saw this Harry Potter book lying on the ground" he said almost chocking on the words. "And then Fen here pointed out that you LOVE Harry Potter!" he said. Glace quickly said his anger rising again "That wasnt baby Liam it was just a kid"!! he yelled. They just shrugged there shoulders and started laughing again. Glace flipped them off and ran as quick as possible all around the park and restraunt's and book stores and shops until finnaly he heard a baby cry. "Liam"! he screamed. He ran to were the cry was and saw a dark figure standing over baby Liam with a gun on Liam's head. Glace quickly ran forward and froze the figure. He picked up baby Liam and hugged him tightly. Then he turned toward the figure. He streched out his hand toward the mask and yanked it off. He saw a mechanical head. It was a robot. Suddendly a screen appeared on the robots body. There was another dark figure sitting in a big chair. "Hello Glace" he said. "I see you have found that wreched baby of yours", "nothing personal but I hat it". "Well there isnt much else to say other than you are going to dearly miss your thing" Glace looked around and saw a body hanging on a Lamp post. Glace quickly got up Liam still in his hands and saw that another one of his creatures, a phoenix, was hanging on it a rope tied around its neck. Glace turned to the screen and saw that the figure was laughing a cold laugh. Glace froze the screen then put his dragon-hide boot right in it. The glass shattered and Glace turned around Liam in is hands. He walked bacl to were the guys were and told them that they were leaving that instant.
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on Feb 6, 2005 5:23:16 GMT -5
Otherwhile...
*Gimpy comes and hauls off the tattered robot*
Gimpy: *in a gruff voice* You didn't see nothin' kid...
Glace stares at him as he hauls the robot away.
Glace: Atleast I have my Liam!
Detective Zoidberg arrives on the scene.
Zoid: Yes, but I don't have my murderer. Let's cut to the chase shall we? The old fashioned way! *whistles* Gimpichi! Would you please come into the square (where everyone is conveniently gathered)?
Gimpy: *hesitant* I gotta make a da pizzas! Pizzas don't - feed people themselves...
Zoid: I am aware of our economic principles, now please, come gather in a circle!
Everyone gathers around him in a circle (Alex, Fenrir, Glace, Gimpy, some hobo who was sleeping on a bench)
Zoid: Now we can do this the easy way, the hard way, or the Russian way. *Zoid pulls out a Luger and points it at the head of each nervous person one at a time* Fess up carpetbaggers!
Alex: I believe this is a violation of orderly policeman conduct *slaps cuffs on Zoid's wrists* Gimme 80 Australian dollars and I'll let you go.
Zoid: This really backfired...
(An incredibly chaotic and fast paced scene ensues now)
Suddenly a gunshot rings!
Gimpy: LET FREEDOM RING!!!
Glace: Liam is gone again!
Fenrir: By Odin's raven, how did you lose that blighter again!?
Glace: I don't know! I'm confused!
Alex: 80 AUSTRALIAN DOLLARS!!!
Shrimpy: Guten tag!
Zoid: Get down he's gonna shoot again!
Gimpy: Hey Shrimpy!
Another gunshot!
Fenrir: My calf is wounded!
Gimpy: Which one!?
Fenrir: The one on my leg!
Alex: You're very lucky, it could be worse!
Zoid: He's still on that roof! *holds Luger in proper firing position and fires randomly at the top of a building, killing a pidgeon and a business executive inside*
Glace: *singing* Come out li'l Liam and I'll give you some butterscotch!
Fenrir: I need medical attention!
Gimpy: GET THE HELL OUT OF MY POCKET, TREATY PIG!!!
Putnam on bicycle: Whole god damn world's fallin apart...
After the comotion ---
Zoid: I think I got him.
Another gunshot rings out.
Alex: Let a real man handle this! *unleashes 2 sticks of dynamite from his coat* Gimpichi! I am entrusting one of these in your care! Do not fail me! You know what to do.
Gimpy: I'll be honest, I haven't the foggiest idea what to do.
Alex: You enter the building from the left and deploy the dynamite, while I enter from the right.
Gimpy: Judging by the size of this explosive and the words on the wrapping "ENOUGH FIREPOWER TO DESTROY A BUILDING" I can accurately assume we need only one stick to destroy that building.
Alex: Yes, but one of us might not make there first to light it... *sees Fenrir get shot again*
Gimpy: ....THEN LET'S LIGHT IT NOW!!!
Alex: No fool! GO!!!
Intense music plays as they run for opposite sides of the building. Zoid looks at Fenrir, bleeding on the ground, and Glace, singing for his baby thingy.
Zoid: ....Any of you guys murder Oggelsby?
Glace: Liam is lost in the Himalayas! He must be!
Zoid: This got out of hand very quickly...
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Post by Zoidberg on Feb 11, 2005 0:25:11 GMT -5
The lone gunman hops into a nearby car and drives away. “quickly everyone into my station wagon!” Zoidberg yells. Alex hops into the drives seat, while Zoidberg, and Fenrir limps to the passenger seat and Zoid opens the sunroof and fires on th car with his pistol. Mean while Gimpy runs off to somewhere and Glace wonders how to get to the Himalayas.
Back in the care chase
*car chase music plays*
Zoid: Damit Alex keep the dam car still
Alex: I’m trying!
Fenrir: Medic!!!
Alex: Shut up!
Zoid: Medic!!
Fenrir: Medic!!
Zoid: Medic!!
Fenrir: Medic!!
Zoid: Medic!!
Fenrir: Medic!!
Alex: will both of you shut up?!
Zoid: Fine
Fenrir: Man down!
Alex: Dam it!
Zoid: I Got his tire!
*Lone gunman’s car blows up for no good reason*
Alex: O for fucks sake
Zoid: Wasn’t my fult!
Fenir:…… why did it just blow up?
Zoid: I think we sould get him to a medic
*The minutes later at the medic*
Fenrir: I feel much better now
Zoid: Good, but now to find our killer
Alex: sure thing but I don’t want to be in charge…..
Fenrir: Why?
Alex: Might get killed
Zoid: Fine I’ll take charge
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Feb 12, 2005 19:07:26 GMT -5
(as they return to the car, Alex makes a good observation)
Alex: How come I drove the car when I'm a cripple?
(awkward silence)
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Mar 3, 2005 16:24:50 GMT -5
(The building that Alex and Gimpy were supposed to blow up suddenly errupts in flames)
Gimpy: (leaping, unaffected by the flames, out of a window and soaring magestically, head first into the fountain) It's Reichstag all over again!!!
Alex: Good work, Hoagey!!! Pinochio would be proud...
Zoidberg: What did that accomplish.
Alex: Nothing, but it was pretty to see the building go up in flames.
Zoidberg: (shrugs) I guess you're right...
Alex: Guess we don't need this anymore... (holds up other stick of dynamite) Here ya go, Glace!
Glace: (takes dynamite) Thanks!
(Suddenly, a bitchin' motorbike with a bitchin' sidecar pulls up. Driving the bike is Dave - er, Nickname12 - and in the sidecar is Charlotte, holding Baby Liam)
Charlotte: We found this thing on the side of the freeway...
Liam: Holy kermoley!!!
Glace: (happily) Liam!!!
Dave: It... er... had an accident...
Alex: So THAT'S what the smell was...
(Neil walks in randomly)
Neil: Hi guys.
Alex: Er, maybe it wasn't...
Dave: Anyway, what's all this commotion?
Fenrir: Oggelsby has been shot and disapeared and so have loads of Glace's stupid animal things...
(Glace kicks him in the calf which has only just been repaired)
Fenrir: (in agony) Oh!!! You little fuck...
Zoid: (sighs) Well, I guess I'll have to drive him to the hospital...
Neil: Don't worry - I'll do it!!!
(Neil hops into the car and turns the keys. It errupts into flames)
Alex: Oh, great... Now we have to find Oggelsby, find the killers of all these animals, find the remains of the gunman AND accquire a new vehicle!!! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, NEIL!!!
(Someone continue)
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Jul 28, 2005 13:22:55 GMT -5
I SAID SOMEONE FUCKING CONTINUE!!!
Josh, you can be the new detective as Zoidberg is gone...
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Post by Chupa Spotter on Jul 29, 2005 16:27:30 GMT -5
*Walks in Sherlock Homes outfit* Sweet... I think after this case is solved we need to find out who murdered Zoidberg.
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Jul 29, 2005 17:50:13 GMT -5
Hang on... I'll just write something real quick... Several people have died since then...
(we continue from exactly where I last left off. Neil emerges from the firey remains of the car, charred to a crisp, clutching the steering wheel)
Zoid: Good lord!!! Somebody put a bomb in my car!!! I'd better be extra careful from now on...
Fenrir: Look, let's me, you and Glace get to the hospital to reattach this thing... (glances to disembodied leg)
Glace: Goddamnit!!! Why do I have to come!!!
Fenrir: Because you're the one who has to pay the doctor's fee, you little bastard!!!
Zoid: Better take the bus...
(the three get on the bus. It drives off. An explosion is heard from that direction. Then a scream. Then another explosion. Then numerous machine gun noises. Then the national anthem. Then a splash)
Alex: Those fools!!! That was the wrong bus...
(Tobo, Josh and Set walk on)
Tobo: Hey guys... What's going on?
Dave: No idea... Loads of crazy shit...
Set: Where's Fenrir?
Alex: Weren't you Fenrir?
Set: (snorts) NO!!! I've never actually met the guy...
Tobo: Funny that, I've never met that Glace fellow...
Josh: Funny that, I've never met... Um...
Alex: Who? Who have you never met?
Josh: (falls to knees) I DON'T KNOW!!! GOD... HELP ME... I DON'T KNOW!!! (collapses in tears)
(A flushing toilet is heard and Oggelsby appears from the park toilets, zipping up his fly)
Oggelsby: Hey guys... What'd I miss?
Gimpy: YOU, you Greek boob!!! You dare show your face here?
Neil: Hey, Oggelsby! Where've you been?
Oggelsby: I filled up on Spicy chicken earlier... (clutches stomach which grumbles, then makes a dash for the toilets again)
Dave: HOLY MOLY!!! What's that over there!!!
(the camera pans over to the charred, bullet ridden remains of the bus. There were no survivors)
Josh: SHIT!!! I'm gonna have to get to the bottom of this...
Alex: (butting in) No need... (to Oggelsby, who has just emerged from the restrooms) Adam Lee Oggelsby, I am arresting you on suspicion of (dramatically) MURDER!!! (musical climax)
To be continued...
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Feb 24, 2008 13:55:30 GMT -5
This has always been one of my absolute favourite RPs and it saddens me that it died so quickly. I've decided to revive it if nobody objects, with SB taking over the role of detective, plus the inclusion of MS, Bengl, WRB, Arnold and anybody else who's interested. Clearly the plot will need to be washed off a bit before we dig in (as many of the characters no longer lurk here) but leave that up to me. My next post in this thread will set the scene and explain what has happened in the 3 years since the last reply...
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Feb 24, 2008 14:09:36 GMT -5
I can be the detective? SWEET!!! *hugs Alex in happiness*
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Feb 24, 2008 15:36:58 GMT -5
What I'll probably do though is start a new thread and send this one back to the dead RP board...
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