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Post by MightySage on Aug 15, 2004 10:16:10 GMT -5
*michael jackson then appears in front of alex's cell*ah,your noses will make a fine addition to my collection!now,to hypnotize you!*starts danceing around and singing "thriller"*
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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 15, 2004 10:45:19 GMT -5
*Zoid runs over and throws a bucket of ants on michael jackson*
Zoid: take that
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Post by MightySage on Aug 15, 2004 12:52:01 GMT -5
*defelcts it*you cant stop me!now,your nose is mine!*rips of zoidbergs nose,turning him into a mind control slave of michael jackson*now,kill your friends!
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Aug 16, 2004 13:07:54 GMT -5
Bengl: *eyes now bugging out and is acting all spastic*
Yeaaaaahhhhhgggghhh!!!!!!!!!!!
Bengl leaps on tom of michal jackson and rips hid head off, only to see a smaller one grow in its place*
Bengl: OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on Aug 19, 2004 0:28:59 GMT -5
Gimpy: Will you not fire/arrest me if I kill him?
Mightysage: Sure.
Gimpy fires a silver bullet at Michael's 2nd head!
Michael: Owie! ::collapses on floor dead::
Gimpy: Silver bullets always kill werewolves....and whackos....
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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 19, 2004 4:06:42 GMT -5
real zoid walks in
Real Zoid: hay what happened to my zoidbot?
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Aug 19, 2004 16:03:34 GMT -5
(Oggelsby exits his room, naked)
Oggelsby: What's all the noise?
(Everybody stares at him, horrified)
Oggelsby: Oh my God! I'm naked! It's a good thing I'm invisible...
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on Sept 1, 2004 2:22:54 GMT -5
Gimpy: Perhaps too good a thing... :: Points down the hall:: LOOK! ANGRY BEAVERS!!! ::Sprints down the other hall while every one falls for Gimpy's canny trick::
Alex: I need to escape!
Mightysage: Yes, but I'm putting you back in your cell. FOREVER!!!
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Sept 1, 2004 6:10:07 GMT -5
Alex: (falls to his knees, in tears) NOOOOO!!!!!
(Elsewhere Shrimpy is getting a bagel)
Shrimpy: (whistles, to the tune of "Car wash") working in the nut house... woah ho...
(Mightysage enters the lunchroom)
Mightysage: Shrimpy! Get back to work! Tim and George need feeding!!!
Shrimpy: Oh... When did they get here?
Mightysage: They were nominated by me!!!
Shrimpy: So, if you want somebody to be comitted, you just nominate them?
Mightysage: Yes.
Shrimpy: I nominate you, you senile git!
(Wires come up from the floor and wrap around MS)
Mightysage: (shocked and struggling) I really should have thought this through...
Shrimpy: Ha!!!
Mightysage: I nominate... YOU!!!
(wires wrap around Shrimpy also)
Shrimpy: Damnit!!!
(Neil runs past the door with a pair of boxer shorts on his head and a cream pie on his groin)
Neil: I'm flying, mummy!!!
(he leaps out of the window, into the moat)
Mightysage: (still tied up) Well, that was random...
Shrimpy: (still tied up) Sure was... What do we do now?
(Gimpy appears at the door)
Gimpy: Ah!!! Escapees!!! I'll alert security...
Shrimpy: I am security!!!
Gimpy: Uh-oh! Better resort to plan B... (runs to the window, jumps out and pulls a cord on his backpack, releasing cutlery)
GERONIMO!!!
(splash. He swims to safety)
You'll never catch me alive!!!
(runs off into the night)
Mightysage: Well, I guess we're stuck here till morning...
Shrimpy: Yep...
(awkward silence. The howl of a wolf is heard)
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Post by Zoidberg on Sept 1, 2004 7:12:39 GMT -5
Zoid walks in and cuts out MightySage and Shrimpy
Zoid: you two should be thankful i came along
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Sept 1, 2004 7:40:27 GMT -5
Shrimpy: Not really... Now (gulps) they'll think we've escaped...
(the sirens sound and lights flash)
Announcer: (echoing) Prisoners Shrimpenstein and Tracy have escaped... Repeat, Prisoners Shrimpenstein and Tracy have escaped...
(Armed stormtroopers rush in through all the doors and smash through windows)
Stormtrooper: Okay, that's enough out of you two... Open the pit!!!
(Stormtroopers lead the two off)
Zoidberg: Wait! Those are my friends... (spots bagel and devours it)
(We now join Shrimpy and Mightysage in a dark room. They are both strapped to seats similar to electric chairs)
Stormtrooper: Right, when we throw the switch, you'll both be dumped into the pit...
Mightysage: Stop this! I own this asylum!
Shrimpy: Don't worry, Alex will save us! He always does!
Mightysage: Um...
(Alex is in his room, tied up)
Alex: (singing) Jimmy crack corn and I don't care...
(back in the pit entrance room)
Shrimpy: Well, what about Bengl?
Mightysage: He's undergoing shock therapy...
(meanwhile, Bengl is tied to a chair. Douchey is sat at a panel)
Douchey: Now, I'll say a word, and you say the first thing that comes into your head. But we're not talking about Brain stealing monkeys. There are no such thing. Okay?
(Bengl nods)
Then we shall begin...
The first word is duck...
Bengl: Um... brain steali-(gets electricuted)-ow!!!
Douchey: No monkeys!!!
Bengl: Okay...
Douchey: Now, caterpillar...
Bengl: Brain stea-(gets electricuted)-ow!!!!!
Douchey: Sandwich...
Bengl: Br-(gets electricuted)- I was gonna say bread!!!
Douchey: Sorry, my finger slipped...
(electricutes Bengl)
Bengl: Hey!
Douchey: Finger slipped...
(electricutes Bengl)
Bengl: (looks up angrily)
Douchey: Finger slipped...
(electricutes Bengl)
Bengl: That's it! You just got me angry... (pupils widen) you wouldn't like me when I'm angry! (turns into super strong Bengl who destroys the chair)
Douchey: Uh-oh... (to his colleague) Help me!!!
(The camera backs off to reveal his colleague to be a monkey who is about to drill Neil's head open with a buzz saw)
(Back in the pit-entrance)
Stormtrooper: Right... Here goes...
(begins countdown)
10...
(Shrimpy and Mightysage excahnge nervous glances)
9...
8...
7...
6...
(Shrimpy and Mightysage grip the arms of their chairs tightly)
5...
4...
3...
(sweat pours from their foreheads)
2...
1...
(Freeze frame)
Dukes of Hazards Announcer: Well, folks in Hazards county hadn't seen an old fashioned pit droppin' in a long time. Them boys better grow some wings otherwise they're Michael Jackson meat!!!
(Dukes of Hazards transition ditty plays. Commercial break then resume)
Stormtrooper: Right, that was the countdown to the narrator... Next up is the countdown to the pit drop...
(Suddenly, Mr. T's van bursts through the wall, driven by Alex and Borus, both dressed as Mr. T. They kill most of the stormtroopers and save Mightysage and Shrimpy from the chairs. Then they get out of the van)
Mightysage: What the? How did you get out of your cell, Alex?
Alex: Borus saved me!
Stormtrooper: What are you doing?!? Those are dangerous criminals!!!
Gimpy: We saved them!!!
Stormtrooper: They still must be dumped in the pit...
Alex: We have a pardon letter from the governor of California... Terminator!!!
Stormtrooper: Then why did you kill all of the other stormtroopers?
Gimpy: For effect! Now back to our cells!!!
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Post by Zoidberg on Sept 1, 2004 17:04:40 GMT -5
Zoid runs
Zoid: I HERE TO SAVE YOU!
looks around
Zoid: awww well
Walk back to his offace
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on Sept 1, 2004 17:11:54 GMT -5
 The lone stormtrooper escorts Gimpy and Alex back to their cells and lets MS and Shrimpy go after they showed him their fake birth certificates and foreign warrants. Alex: Why did we tell him to take us back to our cells? Gimpy: I don't know. Let's stone him to death! Stormtrooper: I heard that. Gimpy: Then you won't be expecting THIS!!! :: Stabs the trooper in the chest with a spear! :: Alex: Cool! Where'd you get the spear? Gimpy: Found in Mr. T's truck. He has all kinds of crazy sh*t in there! Alex and Gimpy are running down the halls to freedom again. Suddenly Alex gets an idea! Alex: Why don't we blow this place up! Gimpu ::stroking chin:: Hmmm... We'd have to destroy VIKI, the Asylum's main positronic core thingy! ALEX! Go get some NANITES!!! :: Play "Need some Nanites" from the I, Robot soundtrack:: Alex is racing down the halls to the Robotic Decommisioning Facility while Gimpy runs towards the Warden's Armory. While Alex is running a holographic female image chases after him alongside a wall. Holographic Female (VIKI): Stop. You mustn't continue. Resisting me is futile. I must contain the crazy people of the world and save humanity. Alex: STFU! ::enters the Decommissioning facility and finds the Nanites protected in a cylinder behind a forcefield thingy:: VIKI: My vision cannot be denied. Resistance is futile. Alex: Silence you Klingon! My arm is composed of human flesh! My father gave it to me. I think he wanted me to buy a really cool olds mobile... :: sticks his arm inside the field to get the nanites. His arm burns and turns into a charred match stick!:: AHhhhhh!!!! F***ing sh*t!!!! AHHHHHH! GOD DAMMIT!!!!! Meanwhile... Gimpy kicks open the armory door. He has a cigar in his mouth and shades on his eyes! Gimpy: Gimme some weapons bitch! MS: Hey! I don't want any trouble! Put out that cigar before you light your lungs on fire! Gimpy: Too late. You're on fire! :: drops cigar on the floor and it doesn't burn because the floor is metal:: Er, just give me some guns! MS: Okay! :: hands him a machine gun and a pistol:: Have fun! Gimpy turns around to leave then looks back at MS and says: Don't wait up! |
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Post by Zoidberg on Sept 1, 2004 17:19:04 GMT -5
Zoid walk in the get some wepons
Zoid: yo give me all the money bitch!
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Sept 2, 2004 1:38:14 GMT -5
(Back in the Nanite room, Alex is still trying to get his arm through the field)
Alex: Hmmmm... It'll take a lot to outsmart her, but I can do it... (points) Look, it's HAL, the robot surveillance system from "2001: A space odyssey"!!
VIKI: (excited) Where?!?
Alex: Behind you!
(VIKI looks around while Alex uses a metallic net to pass through the shield and scoop up some nanites)
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