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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on Aug 11, 2004 23:18:54 GMT -5
Gimpy: You can't beat me Rogers! I took tazer/sniper fight coreography!
Mr. Rogers: Maybe so, but I have a miniature trolly in my house!
Gimpy: Drats, I'm gonna die!
Suddenly Alex rises from behind Rogers and chokes him! Rogers gasps and falls down airless!
Gimpy: How'd you choke him? You're tied in a mental suit?
Alex: I had to save you some how, Borus.
Gimpy: Right! Now listen you trapped lune, this is the plan! When the moat is being drained tommorow we jump out the window!
Alex: ....why would we do that? We're on the 7th floor, we'd die. Better to do it when the waters in place.
Gimpy: No! Because then the alligators will be in the moat!
Alex: Sizzling Saturn you're right! Let's do it!
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Post by MightySage on Aug 11, 2004 23:24:23 GMT -5
*gimpy didn't notice that johnny cash was slowly wakeing up.he quickly grabbed Mr.Rogers sniper,and shot in all the directions*
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on Aug 12, 2004 2:20:05 GMT -5
Gimpy: Hey you retard! I'm standing in here! *Gimpy socks Johnny Cash and then throws him out of Alex's un-barred window and watch as the moat gators consume him*
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Aug 12, 2004 5:15:06 GMT -5
(Laughs) Sticky!
Now help me out of this damn jacket...
(Gimpy unties him)
Thanks...
(Out in the corridor, Shrimpy shouts)
Shrimpy: Right, with Johnny Cash on the lose, it's not safe for the other patients... So we're locking their doors with soundproof glass covers without checking inside them to see if he's hiding... (he locks Alex's room, trapping Alex and Gimpy inside)
Gimpy: Damnit... I'll bet we don't get out till tomorrow...
Alex: What can we do for 12 hours?
(3 hours later, Alex and Gimpy are using the padded cell as a bouncy castle and leaping from the walls)
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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 12, 2004 7:14:09 GMT -5
Zoid comes back in
Zoid: now what was i looking for?
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on Aug 12, 2004 17:44:58 GMT -5
Gimpy: This wooly sponge! ::hands zoid a porcupine::
Zoid: THanks! ::walks out::
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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 12, 2004 18:47:27 GMT -5
Zoid: i got a wooly sponge
*puts porcupine in a large porcupine habitit in his room
Zoid: YAY!
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Aug 13, 2004 4:13:27 GMT -5
(Sniff) They grow up so fast...
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on Aug 13, 2004 4:27:09 GMT -5
The next day...
Gimpy: But not fast enough! The moat is drained! ::points out window at drained moat::
Alex: Ooh, that's what happened to Tichondrius...
Gimpy ::in a very grave manner:: It looks like we'll have to jump! (accent on 'jump')
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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 14, 2004 11:06:55 GMT -5
Zoid: what to feed my new pet today?
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on Aug 14, 2004 22:57:44 GMT -5
How about this noctious gas? And when your done, you can lick the spoon! ::Hands him jar of noctious gas and a spoon::
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Aug 14, 2004 23:01:08 GMT -5
Bengl: *breaks out of room* THEIR COMMIN I TELL YOU!!!!!!! Gaaahhh!!!!! THE EARTH IS DOOMED!!!!
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Post by MightySage on Aug 14, 2004 23:04:59 GMT -5
*suddenly,a red alarm gos of*
guy on microphone:warning!warning!code red!i repeat,code red!michael jackson has escaped from the pit!he is armed with a nose-ripper-offer.he is whereing his peter pan costume which gives him the strength of 100 small boys!he also has his pet,piffy the monkey!if you incounter him,i suggest you run around screaming like a four year old girl!bewar-OH MY GOD!HES IN HERE!SAVE ME!!!!!NO,NOT THAT,ANYTHING BUT TH-AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!*static*
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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 15, 2004 0:15:57 GMT -5
Zoid: no thati is an anteater so ill fead him ants. OH MY GOD!!!!!! save us
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on Aug 15, 2004 6:33:00 GMT -5
Oh know! Monster Trucks are in the moat! Common Alex, we'll have to escape through the mail slot!
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