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Post by GlacetheIceLord on Dec 16, 2004 13:34:54 GMT -5
This shop is very wierd. Here you can buy ACTUALL baby's to raise how you like and to put them in your army. This is the order form you have to fill out to take your baby home. Remeber to treat them well.
Name for baby: Date: Species: cuteness:
Remeber to look back at this post if you have forgotten how to make it. ENJOY!
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Post by Vensent on Dec 16, 2004 16:02:31 GMT -5
Oh oh! I want to buy an "actuall" baby! Gimme the form! *Glace hands Fenrir a form*
Name for baby: Kernerstnuplay Date: Today Species: Today Cuteness: *stares hard at baby* Yes
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Post by GlacetheIceLord on Dec 16, 2004 16:24:59 GMT -5
NO! What is the actual species you HAVE to put it down right. After u edit that post i will give you the baby.
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Post by Vensent on Dec 16, 2004 17:32:14 GMT -5
Fenrir: Oh, okay... *starts erasing words. breaks pencil* Fenrir: Hey, could you get me another pencil? Glace: No Fenrir: For 5 Dollars? Glace: Okay! *goes into storeroom. Fenrir grabs baby, and runs outside* Glace: Here you- where'd you go? *helicopter sounds* Glace: Crap...
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Post by GlacetheIceLord on Dec 16, 2004 17:38:22 GMT -5
Hay get back here with that baby!
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Post by GlacetheIceLord on Dec 16, 2004 17:38:46 GMT -5
Ah well its just one baby, i have loads more...
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on Dec 16, 2004 20:10:00 GMT -5
::Gimpy jumps in hooded and cloaked in black! The windows shatter and old women scream! He shoots a grapple and it hits the wall and does nothing! He then quickly grabs a Sea Monkeys kit and runs out::
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Post by GlacetheIceLord on Dec 16, 2004 20:14:17 GMT -5
Why does everyone keep on stealing?
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Post by Vensent on Dec 16, 2004 20:32:40 GMT -5
*windows shattering noise from store room* Babies in Store Room: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!! Glace: Fuck...
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on Dec 16, 2004 22:28:29 GMT -5
It's a tough neighborhood Glace... It aint easy to make people law abide... ::grabs Sea Monkey food and runs out::
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Dec 17, 2004 8:00:54 GMT -5
I know... You guys should be ashamed of yourselves!!! Young Glace here tries his best everyday to bring us the best quality babies at the lowest possible prices and he doesn't even force us to sign any papers like that Chinese adoption agency... Anyway, the point is that this brave young hero has put his life on the line to aquire these babies!!! He's had to risk snow and volcanoes and robotic spiders and he's had to scale the walls of orphanages at midnight, armed with nothing but a nuclear missile launcher and an invisiblity cloak! The guy deserves all of the customers he can get! Do you realise how much it costs to feed all those babies?
(While Alex is talking and distracting Glace's attention, Shrimpy loads a dump truck full of wailing babies and finally gives Alex "the signal". Alex stops talking and turns around)
Glace: Wait... Do you wanna buy a baby?
Alex: (nervously) Er... N-no thanks... I ate already...
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Dec 17, 2004 8:28:08 GMT -5
(Neil and Oggelsby enter the shop. Oggelsby is wearing a wig and is dressed in women's clothes)
Neil: My... (giggles) Wife... and I want to adopt a baby... (giggles)
Glace: Okay, please fill in this form... (hands papers)
Neil: You see, we can't have children as my wife (giggles) is infertile...
Glace: That's nice. Please fill out the form, sir.
Neil: And Madam (giggles).
Glace: (irritated) Whatever...
(Neil fills in the form)
Name for baby: Princess Date: 12/17/2004 Species: Human (Boy) cuteness: Very cute, but even if it's ugly, we'll still love it!!!
(Neil hands the form over to Glace)
Glace: Okay, I'll just go get you one...
(Glace walks into the storeroom where hundreds of babies are stored in cages. He walks past them and goes outside. He drives to the hospital and enters, shooting out the security cameras as he goes. He goes to the delivery room and picks up the baby of a fat woman and runs off. He returns to his shop with the chubby baby)
Glace: Here ya go!!!
Neil: (giggles) It's so cute!!!
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Dec 18, 2004 16:49:41 GMT -5
Name for baby: Deathbringer Date: Today Species: Veloceraptor (female) cuteness: Its a veloceraptor.... What do you Expect?
I need a Raptor..... one that can lay eggs when it gets older.....
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Post by GlacetheIceLord on Dec 18, 2004 17:42:41 GMT -5
I have just the thing! *gos into storage room and takes a baby Velocerapter out* Here you go! *hands him the baby*
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Dec 18, 2004 19:58:11 GMT -5
Thanks. You shall be a mighty addition to my army....
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