Fun Things to do In Walmart!

[Bengl Von Shadowstein]

throw something shiny at a worker and yell, 'WALMART MAKES PEOPLE MAGNETIC!'

Go up to a random person and say:
"Im angry.." and then they will ask:
"why?"
and you say "cause i cant see my forehead"
and then look up like you are trying to look at your forehead

Look at the scanner and scream: EVIL MAGIC
run into a shelf and when people come to see what happened yell 'THE CHICKENS ARE RESTLESS!'
when the voice on the ceiling speakers says something, fall to you knees and yell "the voices! they are everywhere!!! you cant escape!!!" and then hide in a rack of clothing and jump out at people

get on the intercom and say in a LOTR orcish voice, 'MANFLESH IN ISLE 3'

Hide in the dressing room and jump out at people when they are passing by yelling peek-a-boo

Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in house wares," and see what happens.
When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone
walk up to anyone and say, 'i do whatever my rice krispies tell me to.'

Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible
go in the bathroom and yell real loud "i never used this kind of toilet paper before OMG!"

Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "pick me! pick me
Go into the dressing room and yell real loud..."Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here

run up to a small child and ask them a yes or no question, then say 'HA! you're WRONG! take THAT! I WIN! LOSER!'
Put things in people's carts that they didn't buy. Their reaction is priceless.
Also when they give out free samples take one and dump it into your mouth, chew, hen spit it back into the cup and put it back...
or you take it and chew it, then say :EW!!YOU TRIED TO SELL ME POISON?AGGHH!!" then fall to the ground

put a cart full of cheese and then say i would like to return all of this! It's Gross how can u sell it lol then run away yelling the sky is falling
Act as if your leg is hurt and go in one of those shopping cart chair motorized thingys and run into people and walls saying "opps, this is my first time, sorry.." or beep the horn they have on it just to annoy people

[Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes!]

Manflesh in isle 3, LOL! When I was a wee lad and capable of darting through clothes racks without being seen I would pretend I was an airship of sorts or being chased by a dinosaur... Old people would be like, "oh how cute!" but other people would try to ignore me.

[Googy McFloogal Puss]

Celebrity spotting is fun no matter the weather!!!

[Chupa Spotter]

Walk up to random people and tell them they smell good. Then just walk away... Just walk away...

[mrsSLAVE]

"gotta get on the microphone down at wal-mart/talk about some shit thats been on my mind/talk about the state of this great of ours/people look to your left/yeah,look to your right....."
that was "all you can eat" by Sir Ben Folds.......thought it was relevant.

[Art Mooney]

I once got banned from Walmart for a time for making a bad comment about Sam Walton...I swear to God...

[Chupa Spotter]

I got kicked out of wal mart for throwing a ball around with my friends. Were were driving each other in chairs and some stupid wal mart bitch threw us out.

[Bengl Von Shadowstein]

Challenge people to duels with the rolls of gift wrap.

[kingskarl]

1: Knock cerel on the floor and when someone walks on it yell "OH MY GOD YOU'RE A SERIAL KILLER CALL THE COPS!"

2: Jump on random peoples backs and yell "GIDDY UP HORSEY"

3: Make moaning noises in the bathroom then drop a large fruit from the store in the toilet (only works when someones in the bathroom)

4: Hide in some clothes and when some person goes near you jump out and yell "PICK ME PICK ME!"(i did that before and got in trouble by an employee and my mom cause i was scaring the people XD)

5: hide in a chest like furniture...or something like that (WORKS IN UFRNITURE STORES) and when someones wlaks by jump up and yell "HEEEEEEEERES JHONNY!"
6: pants people

7: Ride around the store in carts yelling *THE BRITISH ARE COMING THE BRITISH ARE COMING"

8: *grab someones hand and then start telling "AHHH HELP THERE GOING TO KIDNAPPE ME"

9: Chuck random food at emploees and run as fast as you can

10: bring up hotdogs to the counter and yell at the cashier "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THE DOGGYS!!!"

[Bengl Von Shadowstein]

Walk around licking objects for sale. When an Employee stops you, explain to them that you're just checking for lead.

Not recommended for people who don't want lead poisoning.