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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Aug 4, 2004 0:18:38 GMT -5
"I can make it on my oun" Strongbad- Talking through the drawing of a one-legged puppy named " li'l Brudder "
(it makes everyone cry) (it made my cry too...)
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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 5, 2004 22:43:45 GMT -5
"There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge."
-Bertrand Russell
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Aug 7, 2004 15:34:02 GMT -5
"I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real shady, all you other Slim Shady's are just imitating! So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up!" - Eminem
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Oct 4, 2004 10:19:56 GMT -5
(from "The wandering juive" episode of the Simpsons)
(the family are visiting Gina in prison and having a meal with her)
Warden: (sadly) Well, my shifts over... I guess I'll go back to my little appartment, alone, make myself a meal for one, watch "Will and Grace" and then cry myself to sleep...
Marge: (sympathetic) Oh, would you like to join us?
Warden: (snappily) Didn't you just hear me? I've got an evening planned!!!
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Post by Vensent on Oct 20, 2004 14:02:05 GMT -5
I am teh whit3 ma63! I picks up the peeplz with the owwi33z and teh boo8oos!! - White Mage, 8-Bit Theater
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Post by Zoidberg on Oct 23, 2004 23:12:25 GMT -5
Fry's Mom: "But where's Phillip?"
Fry's Dad: "I'm tellin' you the Y2K computer's got him. We'll face burning roads, rivers explodin', calculators transformed into Scud missiles. There is nothing we can do."
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on Oct 24, 2004 23:54:33 GMT -5
"Varus! Varus! Give me back my legions!" - Augustus Caesar, after the destruction of 3 Roman Legions at the command of Varus at Teutoburg Forest
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Post by phantom general on Nov 17, 2004 18:06:45 GMT -5
cortana: i'm getting a transmision, but all i here is "regret...regret...regret"
sgt. johnson: dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards. we regret comming to earth. and we most definetly regret the core that blew up our raggity-ass fleet!
pilots: [in unison] oohrah!!
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on Nov 17, 2004 21:32:09 GMT -5
Sgt. Johnson kicks ass...
Sgt. Johnson: What we will give them is a belly full of lead and a pool of their own blood to drown in! Am I right marines!?
Marines: Sir yes sir!
Sgt. Johnson: Uhuh, damn right I am!
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Post by phantom general on Nov 17, 2004 21:43:37 GMT -5
damn right he does
MC: admiral, requesting permission to leave the station.
the admiral: for what purpoise master chief?
MC: to give the covenenant back their bomb.
the admiral: permission granted.
MC: *begins dragging the bomb to the airlock then enters an elevator*
cortana: i know what your thinking, and it's crazy.
MC: why don't you stay here?
cortana: because unfortunatly for the both of us, i like crazy.
*MC reaches the airlock then opens it*
cortana: just one question: what if you miss?
MC: i won't *grabs the bomb as it flies out of the airlock, two fighters open a hole for him he gets into the reactor room eactivate the bomb then falls away from it the bomb explodes taking the core with it MC continues falling until he hits a ship*
Sgt. johnson: for a brick, he flew pretty good.
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Dec 1, 2004 14:47:35 GMT -5
(Homer is teaching Bart the facts of life)
Homer: Bart, do you know what a boob is?
Bart: Yeah.
Homer: Good, that'll cut a lot out... Now, son, why do you think me and your mother sleep in the same bed?
Bart: Because we're poor.
Homer: That's right... Now, the reason that we're poor is because we have lots of kids... Now, where do you think those kids come from?
Bart: (shrugs) I dunno.
Homer: Well, the man...
(We see an outside view of the treehouse and hear Bart scream)
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Dec 1, 2004 21:45:05 GMT -5
I saw that episode!!!
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Post by Zoidberg on Dec 1, 2004 22:01:06 GMT -5
"Aye"- Zoidberg and Fenrir
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Post by phantom general on Dec 1, 2004 22:41:51 GMT -5
marine: you see this look? it's terror!!
sgt. banks: soldier, did i give you permission to bitch!!?!?
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Dec 8, 2004 7:23:44 GMT -5
(An inspirational speech from Max to his son, from "Max and Paddy's road to nowhere")
Max: It's not time to make a change, just relax - take it easy. You're still young, that's your fault, there's so much you have to know. Find a girl, settle down, if you want you can marry. Look at me - I am old - but I'm happy. I was once like you are now, and I know that it's not easy to be calm when you've found something going on. Take your time, think a lot, think of everything you've got. You will still be here tomorrow, but your dreams may not.
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