Arnold
Iron Bane
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Post by Arnold on Dec 30, 2008 17:03:31 GMT -5
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. - Robert Orben
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone. - Tommy Cooper
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss
We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven! - Brian O'Rourke
If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity. - Bill Vaughan
They say that God is everywhere, and yet we always think of Him as somewhat of a recluse. - Emily Dickinson
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Mar 28, 2009 18:33:32 GMT -5
Mrs. Gloop: He's gone! He'll be made into marshmallows in five seconds.!
Willy Wonka: Impossible, my dear lady! That's absurd! Unthinkable.!
Mrs. Gloop: Why?
Willy Wonka: Because, that pipe doesn't go to the marshmallow room, It goes to the fudge room!
I love that quote...
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