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Post by laruel on Jul 3, 2006 1:31:36 GMT -5
You have good songs can i have?
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Jul 29, 2006 9:29:04 GMT -5
They call me Dr. Worm Good morning, how are you? I'm Dr. Worm! I'm interested in things I'm not a real doctor, but I am a real worm I am an actu-uaaa-aaal worm I live like a worm
I like to play the drums I think I'm getting good but I can handle criticism I'll show you what I know and you can tell me if you think I'm getting better on the drums I'll leave the front unlocked 'cause I can't hear the doorbell...
When I get into it I can't tell if you are watching me twirling the stick When I give the signal my friend Rabbabo will play the solo
Someday somebody else besides me will call me by my stagename they will
call me Dr. Worm Good morning, how are you? I'm Dr. Worm! I'm interested in things I'm not a real doctor, but I am a real worm I am an actu-uaaa-aaal worm I live like a worm and I like to play the drums I think I'm getting good but I can handle criticism I'll show you what I know and you can tell me if you think I'm getting better on the drums I'm not a real doctor but they call me Dr. Worm!!!
-- "Doctor Worm" - They Might Be Giants
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Arnold
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Post by Arnold on Jul 29, 2006 13:16:19 GMT -5
Fingerbang, fingerbang!
I'm gonna Fingerbang bang you into my life, Girl, you like to Finger bang and it's all right, 'Cuz I'm the King of Finger bang, let's not fight, I'm gonna Finger bang bang you every night.
Cartman's Solo: And girl, you know that you're the only girl for me, girl, Girl, you're the girl of my fantasies, you're my girl, You're my girl, my girl.
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Post by Vensent on Aug 1, 2006 4:44:57 GMT -5
Some say the end is near. Some say we'll see armageddon soon. I certainly hope we will. I sure could use a vacation from this
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of Freaks
Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA The only way to fix it is to flush it all away. Any fucking time. Any fucking day. Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
Fret for your figure and Fret for your latte and Fret for your hairpiece and Fret for your lawsuit and Fret for your prozac and Fret for your pilot and Fret for your contract and Fret for your car.
It's a Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of Freaks
Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA The only way to fix it is to flush it all away. Any fucking time. Any fucking day. Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
Some say a comet will fall from the sky. Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves. Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still. Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.
Some say the end is near. Some say we'll see armageddon soon. I certainly hope we will cuz I sure could use a vacation from this
Silly shit, stupid shit...
One great big festering neon distraction, I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.
Learn to swim.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon. Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.
Learn to swim.
Fuck L Ron Hubbard and Fuck all his clones. Fuck all those gun-toting Hip gangster wannabes.
Learn to swim.
Fuck retro anything. Fuck your tattoos. Fuck all you junkies and Fuck your short memory.
Learn to swim.
Fuck smiley glad-hands With hidden agendas. Fuck these dysfunctional, Insecure actresses.
Learn to swim.
Cuz I'm praying for rain And I'm praying for tidal waves I wanna see the ground give way. I wanna watch it all go down. Mom please flush it all away. I wanna watch it go right in and down. I wanna watch it go right in. Watch you flush it all away.
Time to bring it down again. Don't just call me pessimist. Try and read between the lines.
I can't imagine why you wouldn't Welcome any change, my friend.
I wanna see it all come down. suck it down. flush it down.
"AEnema" - Tool
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Post by zacksmith on Aug 1, 2006 12:30:33 GMT -5
"Talk is cheap, but lies are expensive" i cant remember the name of the ong, green day
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Aug 1, 2006 18:25:51 GMT -5
Sung to the tune of 'Another one bites the Dust'
Ridin' in a bus down the boulevard, And the place was pretty packed. Couldn't find a seat, so I had to stand, With the perverts in the back. It was smellin' like a locker room. There was junk all over the floor. We're already packed in like sardines, But we're stoppin' to pick up more. Look out! ANOTHER ONE RIDES THE BUS-ah. ANOTHER ONE RIDES THE BUS-ah. And another comes on, And another comes on. ANOTHER ONE RIDES THE BUS-ah. Hey! He's gonna sit by you. ANOTHER ONE RIDES THE BUS.
There's a suitcase pokin' me in the ribs. There's an elbow in my ear. There's a smelly old bum standin' next to me. Hasn't showered in a year. Well, I think I'm missin' a contact lens. I think my wallet's gone. And I think this bus is stoppin' again, To let a couple more freaks get on. Look out!
ANOTHER ONE RIDES THE BUS-ah. ANOTHER ONE RIDES THE BUS-ah. And another comes on, And another comes on. ANOTHER ONE RIDES THE BUS-ah. Hey! He's gonna sit by you. ANOTHER ONE RIDES THE BUS.
ANOTHER ONE RIDES THE BUS. ANOTHER ONE RIDES THE BUS--ow! ANOTHER ONE RIDES THE BUS--hey, hey! ANOTHER ONE RIDES THE BUS--hey-y-y-y!
The window doesn't open, and the fan is broke, And my face is turnin' blue. I haven't been in a crowd like this Since I went to see The Who. Well, I should'a got off a couple miles ago, But I couldn't get to the door. There isn't any room for me to breathe. Now we're gonna pick up more, yeah!
ANOTHER ONE RIDES THE BUS-ah. ANOTHER ONE RIDES THE BUS-ah. And another comes on, And another comes on. ANOTHER ONE RIDES THE BUS-ah. Hey! He's gonna sit by you. ANOTHER ONE RIDES THE BUS.
Another One Rides the Bus, By "Weird Al" Yankovic
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Post by stern on Aug 1, 2006 22:10:29 GMT -5
I work all night For one more day that I can say I'm all alone Alone I just need time and I will say what I believe and I'll come home Home
And all I know
I never thought I would wake up in bed watching the world coming down on my head I'd sleep like a dog if you would never have said this is the world coming down on your head
As life flies by I'm not sure how I'm gonna do this all again Again So line by line I write this down and I'm just trying to find the end The end
And all I know
I never thought I would wake up in bed watching the world coming down on my head I'd sleep like a dog if you would never have said, this is the world coming down on your head You gave it to me I remember it read, you've got the world coming down on your head There's nothing to fight for it's already dead and this is the world coming down on my head
when will it all end what of you makes others follow you
I never thought I would wake up in bed watching the world coming down on my head I'd sleep like a dog if you would never have said, this is the world coming down on your head I'm not gonna swallow the lie that I'm fed cause I want the world coming down on my head You're gonna find out you're already dead and I was the world coming down on your head
Yellowcard- Down on my Head
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Post by Arnold on Aug 5, 2006 18:36:09 GMT -5
Randy: Fat man with and his kids and dog, Drove in through the morning fog, Hey, there, Rover, come on over...
Lois: Well, its nice to have a little music while we eat.
Randy: Red-headed lady, reaching for an apple, Gonna take a bite, nope, nope, She gonna breathe on it first, wipes it on her blouse... She takes a bite, Chews it once, twice, three times, four times, stops! Saliva workin', takes a hard long look at Randy... Five times... Fat old husband walking over.
Lois: Lets get the hell out of here.
Randy: Yeah, they're walking down the road... Left foot, right foot Left foot, right foot Left foot... (smack!)
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Post by stern on Aug 5, 2006 19:08:35 GMT -5
I love that song
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Chin up, squire, and do not fret the veil before you!
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Post by WarmrootBeer on Aug 8, 2006 23:59:29 GMT -5
that's a good episode
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Sept 23, 2006 20:00:15 GMT -5
The llama Song
^ Heres a llama, | Theres a llama, | And another little Laama, | Fuzzy llama, | Funny llama, | llama llama Duck! | Llama llama | Cheese Cake | llama | tablet | brick | potatoe | llama llama | Mushroom | Llama | llama llama | Duck | | I was once a Treehouse, | I lived in a Cake, | But I never saw the way | The orange Slayed the Rake. | I was only Three years dead, | But it Told the Tale, | And now listen, little Child, | To the safty rail | | Did you ever see a llama? | Kiss a Llama, | On a llama | Llama's Llama | Tast of llamas | llama llama | duck | | half a llama | twice a llama | not a llama | farmer | llama | llama in a car | alarm a | llama llama | duck | | is this how its told now? | its it all so old? | Is it made of lemon juice? | Doorknob | ankle | cold | Now my song is getting thin, | I've run out of luck! | Time for me to retire now, | And become a duck!
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Post by stern on Sept 23, 2006 20:46:37 GMT -5
Holy fuck. That was the coolest song I have ever heard. were did you get that?
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Sept 23, 2006 23:44:14 GMT -5
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Post by stern on Sept 23, 2006 23:53:35 GMT -5
Kickass
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Sept 23, 2006 23:59:09 GMT -5
Hell yeah.
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