Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Feb 20, 2006 0:18:02 GMT -5
Old Godzilla was Hopping around
Tokyo City Like a Big Playground
When Suddenly Batman
Burst from the shade,
And hit Godzilla with a Bat Grenade.
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack,
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue
and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
Then They both got Flattened by the Batmobile
but before it could make it back to the back cave,
Abraham Lincoln Poppod Out of his grave
He took an AK-47 out from under his hat,
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of Bullets,
and he ran away,
because Optimus Prime came to save the day.
This Is the Ultimate Showdown,
Of Ultimate Destiny,
Good Guys, Bad Guys, And Explosions,
As far as the eye can see!
and Only one will survive,
I wonder who it Will be.
This is the Ultamate Showdown,
of Ultimate Destiny!
Godzilla Took a bite out Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Shaq came back,
covered in a tire track
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
and Batman was Injured and trying to get steady,
When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
But suddenly somthing caught his leg and he tripped,
Indiana Jones took him out whith his whip
then he saw Godzilla Sneaking up from behind,
And he reached for his gun,
which he just couldnt find
'cause Batman stole it,
and he shot and he missed
And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
then he Jumped in the air,
and he did a somersault
While Abraham Lincoln tried to polevault,
onto Optimus Prime,
but they collided in air,
Then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare
This Is the Ultimate Showdown,
Of Ultimate Destiny,
Good Guys, Bad Guys, And Explosions,
As far as the eye can see!
and Only one will survive,
I wonder who it Will be.
This is the Ultamate Showdown......
Angels sang out...
in immaculate chourus...
Down from the heavens...
descended Chuck Norris...
who delivered a kick...
which could shatter bones...
Into the crotch...
Of Indiana Jones...
who fell over on the ground...
writhing in pain...
as Batman changed back...
Into Bruce Wayne...
but Chuck saw through...
his cleaver disguise...
and he crushed batmans head...
In between his Thighs...
Then Gandalf the Grey, And Gandalf the White,
and Montey Python and the Holy Grail's
Black Knight, And Benito Mussolini, And the blue Meanie,
And cowboy Curtis, And Jambi the Genie
Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, Every single Power Ranger.
Bill S. Preston and Theodor Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, And Hulk Hogan,
All Came out of Nowhere Lightning Fast,
and they kicked Chuck Norris In his Cowboy ass.
It was the Bloodiest Battle
that the World ever saw,
whith civilians looking on in total awe.
The Fight raged on for a century.
many lives were claimed, but eventually,
the Champion stood--
the reast saw the better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater.
This Is the Ultimate Showdown,
of Ultimate Destiny!
Good Guys, Bad Guys and explosions
as far as the eye can see,
and only one will survive,
I wonder who it will be.
This is the Ultimate Showdown!
(this is the Ultimate Showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown!
(this is the Ultimate Showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown,
Of Ultimate Destiny!
The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, By Lemon Demon
Tokyo City Like a Big Playground
When Suddenly Batman
Burst from the shade,
And hit Godzilla with a Bat Grenade.
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack,
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue
and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
Then They both got Flattened by the Batmobile
but before it could make it back to the back cave,
Abraham Lincoln Poppod Out of his grave
He took an AK-47 out from under his hat,
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of Bullets,
and he ran away,
because Optimus Prime came to save the day.
This Is the Ultimate Showdown,
Of Ultimate Destiny,
Good Guys, Bad Guys, And Explosions,
As far as the eye can see!
and Only one will survive,
I wonder who it Will be.
This is the Ultamate Showdown,
of Ultimate Destiny!
Godzilla Took a bite out Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Shaq came back,
covered in a tire track
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
and Batman was Injured and trying to get steady,
When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
But suddenly somthing caught his leg and he tripped,
Indiana Jones took him out whith his whip
then he saw Godzilla Sneaking up from behind,
And he reached for his gun,
which he just couldnt find
'cause Batman stole it,
and he shot and he missed
And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
then he Jumped in the air,
and he did a somersault
While Abraham Lincoln tried to polevault,
onto Optimus Prime,
but they collided in air,
Then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare
This Is the Ultimate Showdown,
Of Ultimate Destiny,
Good Guys, Bad Guys, And Explosions,
As far as the eye can see!
and Only one will survive,
I wonder who it Will be.
This is the Ultamate Showdown......
Angels sang out...
in immaculate chourus...
Down from the heavens...
descended Chuck Norris...
who delivered a kick...
which could shatter bones...
Into the crotch...
Of Indiana Jones...
who fell over on the ground...
writhing in pain...
as Batman changed back...
Into Bruce Wayne...
but Chuck saw through...
his cleaver disguise...
and he crushed batmans head...
In between his Thighs...
Then Gandalf the Grey, And Gandalf the White,
and Montey Python and the Holy Grail's
Black Knight, And Benito Mussolini, And the blue Meanie,
And cowboy Curtis, And Jambi the Genie
Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, Every single Power Ranger.
Bill S. Preston and Theodor Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, And Hulk Hogan,
All Came out of Nowhere Lightning Fast,
and they kicked Chuck Norris In his Cowboy ass.
It was the Bloodiest Battle
that the World ever saw,
whith civilians looking on in total awe.
The Fight raged on for a century.
many lives were claimed, but eventually,
the Champion stood--
the reast saw the better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater.
This Is the Ultimate Showdown,
of Ultimate Destiny!
Good Guys, Bad Guys and explosions
as far as the eye can see,
and only one will survive,
I wonder who it will be.
This is the Ultimate Showdown!
(this is the Ultimate Showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown!
(this is the Ultimate Showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown,
Of Ultimate Destiny!
The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, By Lemon Demon